Definitions by Hym Iam
Arbitrary
No it's not a joke. I'm better than that fucking retard and if you replace the word "retard" with "Incel" I sound like 99% of you. And the evidence is his life is literally being sustained by a team of people. I was a cog in a literal human dialysis machine to maintain his existence.
Hym "There's nothing arbitrary about it. Why should I be expect to associate with someone who considers me a second class citizen in their own life? This applies to the retard and the whore and if I don't have a SAY IN or even a right to know what's going on around me how is that not second class citizen. If I'm equal to or worse than the retard, I'll take my free pills and living space now."
Dr. Swift
Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.
Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"
The Insurrection Act
So... Trump tries to use "The Insurrection Act" and YOUR response is.... "NUH-UH! YOU'RE THE INSURRECTION!!"
Hym "WOW guys! The Uno reverse card is LITERALLY your only move in life, huh? He uses the Insurrection act after Biden says 'We have created the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud operation in the history of the presidency. Call these lawyers and they'll tell you what to do.' And YOUR ACTUAL RESPONSE to THAT is 'Umm... Um... No YOU'RE DOING AN INSURRECTION! I'm not doing that! YOU are!' That's worse than Jordan's 'Activists are pussy-charlatans!' accusation. You guys are ridiculous. You really are not to be taken seriously."
The Insurrection Act by Hym Iam September 24, 2023
Demi Minor
Hym "Interesting fact of the day! (And this one's for Megyn) Demi Minor, DIDN'T ACTUALLY RAPE ANYONE. Demi Minor was in a consensual relationship with one of the other inmates. THEN, a 2nd inmate USED THE THREAT OF VIOLENCE against the 1st inmate (who was in a relationship with Demi) to coerce Demi into having relations with her. So what happened was: THE TRANS WOMAN WAS RAPED BY THE NOT-TRANS WOMAN! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED THERE! The only people who are getting raped in women's prison by not-guards... Are the TRANS-WOMEN! The TRANS got raped by the NOT trans. That's what happened there."
Demi Minor by Hym Iam September 24, 2023
Risk
William Christopherson "Why aren't men walking in to that wall!? It's almost like... Their avoiding the risk commonly associated with walking to walls... 🤔 Hmmm.... What could it POSSIBLY be!?"
Hym "I mean... There's not a door there. The selection criteria is what determines whether or not there's a door and there's not a door there for 80% of the people. What you're doing is tantamount to trying to figure out a way to get men to walk into a wall repeatedly in the hopes that quantum mechanics will kick in and eventually and allow them to pass through the wall. Like... They're not that stupid. No one is that stupid."
Hym "I mean... There's not a door there. The selection criteria is what determines whether or not there's a door and there's not a door there for 80% of the people. What you're doing is tantamount to trying to figure out a way to get men to walk into a wall repeatedly in the hopes that quantum mechanics will kick in and eventually and allow them to pass through the wall. Like... They're not that stupid. No one is that stupid."