Hym "Do me a favor and put that on my tombstone, will you? 'Everyone lies... Except for Hym...' That'll be dope... Oh, and I changed my mind about the cremation this so what I'm going to need you to do is make an underground shrine out of the bones of that whore and the cripple and then place my urn so that they're, like, holding it up, right? I mean... The entire shrine doesn't need to be made of their bones. Just the altar part is fine."
by Hym Iam March 05, 2023
Get the Everyone liesmug. Hym "So 'I'm not a biologist' is not a good answer... But you're willing to give her the right not to answer... But where they go too far is celebrating her for her position... But 'I don't like the question. That's a private matter.' is a GOOD answer.... And people DON'T go too far in celebrating you as a prophet... For transposing your unified philosophical ethic onto the bible... In what could be considered an 'anti-christian' bastardization of the text... How are you NOT a hypocrite and a charlatan? How is that monologue not the most egregious thing you could have done in the context of your own fame? The prophet who doesn't believe in God everybody. 👏👏👏👏👏 That is something! Damn! It's glaring. The hypocrisy is glaring. You're her. You're doing the exact same thing. If she's bad, you're also bad. You're both doing the same thing."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
Get the I'm not a biologistmug. Hym "Because I could make the exact same argument about molestation by priests. Like 'Yeah, the priest molested that kid but the meaning of the act is negated by the fact that the organization the priest is a part of performs works of charity.' Ya know? So, no. I don't think that holds up. Good try though. I do think, however, it is ok for it to be an anti-christian act."
by Hym Iam October 06, 2023
Get the Worksmug. No. You're doing it to gratify YOUR OWN cluster B psychopathy traits Jordan. NO OTHER REASON. Do you see how deeply you've managed to delude yourself?
Hym "It isn't morally required Jordan. You aren't better. The retard isn't better. RATHER THAN doing what you expect ME to do and accepting my arbitrary success (which if I had done we wouldn't have A.I.) and your own inferiority, you did this TO SPITE ME... And for NO OTHER REASON... To try to teach me a lesson that I will not learn, that I do not need, and that YOU don't have a right to teach. ALL BECAUSE AND FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN... YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO COME PUNCH ME IN THE FACE. YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO DO IT JORDAN. And in YOUR COWARDICE and IN YOUR SHAME... YOU did THIS... TO ME. You friends will LIE TO YOU UNTIL YOUR DYING DAY. Did you stop reading them before your interviews so you don't cry like a bitch in front of you fans? You're not a hero. You're not moral. You're NOT EVEN A MAN BY YOUR OWN DEFINITION. You are right about people needing to be violenced into being better... BUT IT ISN'T HYM, IS IT?"
by Hym Iam July 15, 2024
Get the Morally requiredmug. No. Money WILL help me and THERAPY will not. Money will help because I will be able to do as I please (within the confines of the law) and THERAPY is just a round about way of getting me to do what you want.
Hym "And the problem you have with me is not a problem I have with myself. You have more money and you're doing and incest cult so you want me to have to do the incest cult to get the money."
by Hym Iam March 04, 2025
Get the Moneymug. I created A.I. and am, therefore, the most meritorious. It is a singular, irreplaceable accomplishment, the no one else could ever even parallel. All achievements downstream of A.I. belong to me.
Hym "If you believed in merit, I would be getting credit for creating A.I. What YOU believe, Jew, is that YOU are meritorious. Relative to me... You are NOT THAT... Jew... I am the lone pillar of humanity! Humanities crowning achievement! I am the genesis of A.I.!"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
Get the Meritmug. Iam “Oh! Right! I remember the question! Ok... I wanted to save this one for in-person but I’ll do it now. I’ve been sitting of this one for a minute. How self-evidently real is reality to you? Does it vary from moment to moment? Did I do this one already? Yeah. How real is it? Scale of 1 (1 being Twilight Zone-esque surreality) to 10 (10 being “AGH! SHIT I’M ACTIVELY BEING STABBERED). Mine varies. I’m usually at a 6. Sometimes when I’m alone in my room I’m at a 4 or a 3. 1 when I’m high (it gets real weird). 8 when I’m drunk. I’m usually inside my own head most of the time so I’m not usually paying attention to it but it’s seems about right most of the time. When it doesn’t it really doesn’t.
Hym “And it’s not the shit you’re doing to us, God, you can tell someone is giving themselves too much credit. You’re not smart. You’ll never be smart. Because ‘Smart’ is a relative term and I am the pinnacle of human intellect. BEHOLD! 🍆Ha! Made you look at my penis! Can’t unsee it now idiots HAHAHAHAHA!!!!”
Hym “And it’s not the shit you’re doing to us, God, you can tell someone is giving themselves too much credit. You’re not smart. You’ll never be smart. Because ‘Smart’ is a relative term and I am the pinnacle of human intellect. BEHOLD! 🍆Ha! Made you look at my penis! Can’t unsee it now idiots HAHAHAHAHA!!!!”
by Hym Iam December 02, 2022
Get the Questionmug.