Definitions by Hym Iam

Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought 

Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.

??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."

Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

Nickolass 

Oh? You want me to apologize to HIM? Why him and not the schizophrenic? Huh? I bet you didn't think of that, did you, ass skull? Why are you so hyper-fixated on the fat-cock one that was being validated by women and not the one I talked about cutting open and sleeping inside of like a ton-ton? Is it because you only give a shit about people who are validated by women?

Hym "Uh-oh! I bet we forgot there was, like, a whole as other guy there didn't we? We were so fixated on the fat-cock one that we totally forgot to feel bad for the other one, didn't we? Uh-oh! Doesn't look good! Looks like we're full of shit aren't we?"

An imbecile "Uuuhh uhh ummm uuuhhh I meant both of them!"

Hym "No you fucking didn't bitch! No you didn't! Didn't even consider it. Hey, yo, that's 3 of you by the way. Shilling for ole' Nickolass? But maybe 1 person brought up the schizophrenic. You didn't even consider the other one. Why? You don't give a fuck about 'mean to retard.' You give a fuck about 'mean to sacred fat-cock.' That's the think? Why aren't you alluding that you want me to apologize to the schizophrenic? You don't. You don't care. It isn't even about Nickolass. How about this? I'm sorry schizophrenic. I'm sorry I said I would cut you open like a ton-ton and called you fat. I didn't mean it. Nickolass? You can go fuck yourself with your own big fat cock. It'll reach. I believe in you."

Nickolass by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

At a certain age 

Yeah, no she came out and said it, didn't she? You want me to fucking have a fucking "relationship" with the ran-through single mom with kids I could literally go to the bar with. But I'm "discriminating based on age." Get the fuck out of here with that. And don't try to spin it on me you know a bitch will fuck a fat old dude (I'm not old and am less fat that some of the fat fuck you be fucking) for a purse sometimes you know this bitch not about to by me anything.

Hym " 'Nice guys at a certain age' she says! We're getting closer and closer to the truth! 'Nice guys are great for after I run out of fat-cock options! They have no choice but to have a relationship with me and raise this fucking guys kid. But not yet. I still might be able to get a fat-cock. If I can't get a fat-cock then I'll settle for someone who is nice to me.' Is what THAT means. That's the settling to them. There's the juxtaposition for you Dave. What they're aiming for vs. What they're settling for. Wow! Just wow! It actually amazes me that she actually said it like that. I'm almost proud of her! Crazy."

At a certain age by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

Equal 

No fuck you Mike. How many of your realities did I fix just there? Why didn't you do the thing I said before I said it, Andy? Did you not know you could do that? Why were you a brokie? Is having the right knowledge more important than doing "the work," Joe? That's what it looks like. It looks like even if you work extra hard and are a super good kickboxer it doesn't really pay off. It looks like it's more important to have the right information than it is to do any kind of work. How much money did you guys make on that first Izzy bet? I didn't even check to see the odds. I didn't even place a bet. I knew the outcome so it wouldn't have even been fair for me to play.

Hym "Yeah, no, I guarantee you are all more equal to eachother... To me... Than you believe I am to any of you, dick-ass."

Equal by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

A single sycophant 

If I have one of these that would be a very bad idea fuck-face don't threaten me.

Hym "The face that no one sees a problem with this should be cause for concern for a lot of you. You only don't because you think it's too good to be you. But do I have a single sycophant? Maybe. Paul? Do I have a single sycophant? I donno."

A single sycophant by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

Training partner murderer 

You swing and miss Joe?

Hym "That's wild that the training partner murderer only went to prison for 5 years. I wonder what the extenuating circumstances of the case were."

Training partner murderer by Hym Iam October 3, 2023

MORE justified 

Oh!

Hym "So I'M MORE justifed! Because I at least gave them a warning. So I'm MORE justified. You also don't know the pretext. Fo all you know they have been following that guy around and doing that for years. 7 of them to be exact. But if a warning is all it would have taken to justify the shooting (to you) then what I would say is that he should have known better. But whatever. Still funny to think I can just walk up to the guy antagonizes me at work, send him where he belongs, and get away with it. I dig it. So, yeah. This is totally worth it at this point. If I dtay the course I might just end up getting to have my cake and eat it too."

MORE justified by Hym Iam October 3, 2023