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Hym "I don't. But that doesn't why you are changing the thumbnails and titles in response to my post. So I'm not going to pretend this isn't anything other than self-preservation from you. Drone strike all of the therapist (or people claiming to be therapists) who are participating in the weaponized schizophrenia. Murder them."
by Hym Iam November 16, 2025
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Idiot

Iam "I feel bad about undermining people's intelligence sometimes. It's a bad habit of mine. I don't really mean it and I definitely don't consider myself the smartest person on the planet..."

Hym "I consider myself the smartest person on ANY planet. Bar none. The single greatest mind to ever exist and I don't take anyone else's intellect seriously AT ALL! If you're so much smarter than me. Why don't you go ahead an make me immortal? See? Can't do it can you? Idiot! Hahahahahahaha!!!"

Iam "I... Yeah... You get it."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
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Felon

I'm not a felon. You can't just decide that I'm a felon. But I CAN JUST DECIDE TO STAB THE NEXT KID I GET WITHIN ARMS REACH OF. If you are a liberal then you want to take the guns away from everyone, but you can, so you are settling for taking them away one at a time. You are the reason this is not a democracy. If you are a conservative then shitting out a kid gives you superordinate rights over the people around you and THIS IS A DELUSION. Your rights are the same as everyone else and your kids don't matter more than everyone else and they never will. The price of you trying to take out your child murder anxiety on me is going to me death.
Hym "I'm not a felon and if I am than so is the guy who possess more than 2.4 grams of Marijuana. You don't give a fuck about the law Jamhal. You're just covering your own ass as it relates to a cooperative violation of my rights. Full rights or child murder."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
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The day I became a God

Oh, what!? It's the Clannad guy who did that!? That guy is the best!
Hym "If I go and watch 'The day I became a God' and it's good there is going to be hell to pay! People are talking shit about the creator but YOU KNOW he's one of the greatest writer's of tragedy of all time right!? It had better be bad with all that shit you're talking about it.
by Hym Iam March 5, 2023
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Sympathize

And, don’t get me wrong, it’s not that I explicitly sympathize, it’s that I didn’t do all of the performative ritualistic moralizing and that was conflated with sympathizing.
Hym “See, it’s not that I sympathize it’s that we live in a time where you can’t talk about certain thing without moralizing beforehand ‘Oh geez, oh boy that was just the worst thing that has ever happened but...’ or ‘So and so is the worst person ever in the history of forever! But...’ All statements about bad thing MUST be preceded by the moralizing... Or it’s considered license to steal.”
by Hym Iam October 12, 2022
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180°

Don’t mind me I’m just going to take another lap.
Hym “No seriously, that is one hell of a 180°. I can’t help but revel in it a little. All those years of you having my sympathy and now? You’ve gained it for me and I’ve lost it for you. Ha! The irony is palpable... It’s a double 180°.... We both flipped around.... And still so dissatisfying.... 😕 I didn’t want this.... Hmm... I just don’t understand why it has to be this way... It could be so much simpler... And for what? What do you gain? Is it worth it? I mean, I... They don’t need to get away with it. Nothing good comes from it. And you shouldn’t be doing what you’re doing. I need the thing you’re trying to withhold from me.”
by Hym Iam September 28, 2022
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Air

Wrong! Words are not just air. I mean, they are just air when YOU say shit but that's just part of what makes progressives full of shit. Like, words and configurations of words have profound significance but YOU are just regurgitating mouth noises that reflect your desires. It's literally the Jordan Peterson toddler assertion (which is really just a ME assertion that he stole) combined with the Gayve Jewbin just saying words thing (which is also probably one of my things) They have more or less significance based on the configuration. Like, this. This is profound. To the people with the relevant data sets, they will derive profound utility out of this.
Hym "For example, when you say 'Andrew Tate is a grifter.' It LITERALLY doesn't mean anything. It's literally just air. The fact that he is pretending to be Hym from Urban Dictionary... IS WHAT GIVES THAT SENTENCE MEANING. The lie of omission... Literally renders the thing you are saying meaningless. And the evidence for him being a grifter... Is literally schrodinger's cat. He's a human trafficker... OR he's not. And that isn't what makes him a grifter. Like, the women either workers for him voluntarily at his cam girl thing or they were trafficked. You could say it's his hustler university but that's just another schrodinger's cat. People are either making or losing money. Like, whether or not the words you are saying have meaning is entirely contingent on whether or not the cat is dead. The ONLY true thing you can say that evidences the fact that he is a grifter... Is that he is pretending to be me. He is the prime exemplar of what makes you full of shit. The lie of omission renders everything you say about him, me, or anyone you are talking about meaningless and when you cry like a bitch about what I am saying about you it is evidence that we are not doing the same thing."
by Hym Iam January 22, 2025
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