Definitions by Hym Iam
Theoretical Billionaire
Literally me...
Hym "And I'm not a resentful taco delivery boy, Jordan. I'm a Theoretical Billionaire who looks like a Brazilian male model, is a genius, is one of the greatest writers of all time, and has rich grandparents "
Theoretical Billionaire by Hym Iam November 19, 2023
Subsidiary
Fine, then, YOU be subsidiary to ME. GET OVER HERE!!!
Hym "OR... Be subsidiary to your place of employment and say the fucking pronouns. You have a responsibility to do that, apparently. And I'm glad you brought this up again because it relates to a point I wanted to make about 'cancel-culture.' Cancel-Culture on the left often relates to the idea that people shouldn't have to be subsidiary to people who discriminate (arbitrarily) on the basis of immutable characteristics. Now, I still don't believe that the system you're talking about is 'systemically racist' but it does allow for positions that relate to hiring, promotion, and attribution of resources to be occupied (indefinitely) by racists (or sexists or homophobes). So, what do you do? You're against cancelation. You're against racial bias training. You refuse to let people circumvent the hierarchy. What now? What do you do about the meritorious racist? Let me guess 'Doesn't matter as long as it's not you.' Or 'We don't know so nothing.' Or 'Live with the tension.' Right wing cancel-culture (on the otherhand) relates to depriving resources from those who promote values that are incongruent with Judeo-Christian values. Which is literally just 'Not hiring, promoting, or attributing resources arbitrarily.' So, basically just doing the thing the leftists are accusing you of doing."
Subsidiary by Hym Iam November 19, 2023
Pete Davidson NOOOO!!!
Hym "Pete Davidson NOOOO!!! I typed in his name and now he's everywhere! 😠Why, Pete Davidson!? Leave me alone! You can have all the women! Just get off my phone!" ðŸ˜
Iam "The stand-up is funny though. He's pretty funny."
Iam "The stand-up is funny though. He's pretty funny."
Pete Davidson NOOOO!!! by Hym Iam November 19, 2023
Exploitation
Hym "Why exploitation when you can just arbitrate reasonable deadlines? Seriously! You got retard-supreme over there pumping his engineers full of Adderall and working them until they collapse (Without a prescription by the way, which is horse shit because I actually have a diagnosis and they STILL want me to pay 2 grand for a psychological assessment but this piece of shit can just GET Adderall and give it away like free mints at a restaurant) and now you've got Mappa exploiting the people who revolutionized animation. Companies are bullshit. Having to work for these people is bullshit."
Exploitation by Hym Iam November 19, 2023
Like a model
Like a model by Hym Iam November 19, 2023
Conscience
No it fucking isn't. The voice of God? Come on dawg. You're not even trying anymore. Your conscience told you to slaughter the cannanites? Jephthah's conscience told him to burn his own daughter.
Hym "So, what is the fucking ACTUAL claim here? People are confusing their conscience with some ethereal reality monster and acting based on that and doing deranged horrific things? I mean, it's more likely than not the natural byproduct of a bifurcated mind and years of cultural indoctrination but whay is going on here? Did I run out of religious commentary to steal without realizing it? Jesus! That's ridiculous. Your conscience is the voice of God and your boner if Jesus' priapism. His ghost is possessing your weiner to... Um... Remind you that he died for your sins."
Conscience by Hym Iam November 18, 2023
Radicalized
I gotta say, I do feel a lot less of this since I started watching liberal news-media. It's like a bag of ice placed gently on my testicles.
Hym "How can you argue the OnlyFans girls aren't responsible for their customers overspending while simultaneously arguing that the Youtube shit-heads are responsible for whether or not their content has radicalized their viewers. Not that anyone has done this but you can see the parallel. All that aside, I've clearly been radicalized and it's entirely Jordan Peterson's faults. Blame him for whatever I do because he KNOWS that's it's him. And not me Hym. He's the guy. Not me. I've never done anything wrong until he did the thing he did."
Radicalized by Hym Iam November 18, 2023