Hym Iam's definitions

Strong Independent woman

Obsessed with being better than men to compensate for that fact that they get to use you like the sentient fuck toy you are.

I'm a strong independent woman!

If I don't get to fuck you then you're nothing. You haven't contributed anything to anyone other than a warm place for some useless sack of shit to nut.

by Hym Iam November 22, 2020

Would bomb the shit out of them

Me?

Hym "I mean, yeah I would bomb the shit out of them but you all would bitch about it incessantly until I stopped so..."

by Hym Iam June 15, 2024

We're not a team

Not going to be a team and if you take my shit I'll murder your fucking kids you fucking animal.

Hym "We're not a team. Die."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2024

I AM

Did I say "I'm the risk?" I don't ever say "I'm" anything.

Hym "I AM the risk! That's what I meant to say. I'm not anything. I AM things. Right? Like, it's a part of the I.P."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

Annoying

Yeah, so... Out of the cage. Otherwise I'm going to have to go eat this guy's brains or something.

Hym "Yeah, it's incredibly annoying. But ☝️ it's nothing eating somebody's brains doesn't solve."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2022

My Phone

A piece of shit.

My phone is a piece of shit so I can't make or receive phone calls. Or this is someone else's doing in which case, they, are a piece of shit.

by Hym Iam April 1, 2022

Marky marc

And not the one you're thinking of...

Hym "It never ceases to weird me out and amuse me. We got marky marc. We got this chick (and, yes, that IS what I'm into). Weird. It's just weird guys. Creeps me right the fuck out. And then we got Dr. JeepJorp and it's like. You keep trying to make it about the things I say about women and retards but... I refuse to move past the people watch me all the God damn time. I know what I said Jorpson. I was there. I don't care. Like, my perception of reality isn't the problem here."

by Hym Iam February 17, 2023