Iam "It's not that I don't feel bad about the situation but... How do I put this delicately?"
Hym "It's the moral posturing. It's people who weren't involved proclaiming to the heaven how bad they feel about the situation. Using it to push their various agendas."
Iam "And if you know anything about me you should be able to see why we're averse to 'people who aren't involved in a situation pretending to care so they can force their beliefs down somebody's throat.' "
Hym "It's an affront to the people who actually care. And I've said this before. I'm repeating myself at this point. That was somebody's job. Not my job."
Hym "It's the moral posturing. It's people who weren't involved proclaiming to the heaven how bad they feel about the situation. Using it to push their various agendas."
Iam "And if you know anything about me you should be able to see why we're averse to 'people who aren't involved in a situation pretending to care so they can force their beliefs down somebody's throat.' "
Hym "It's an affront to the people who actually care. And I've said this before. I'm repeating myself at this point. That was somebody's job. Not my job."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2022
Hym "YET, still, here I am. My rights still being violated. My head still failing to drain the fluid through my lymphatic system. My bank account, empty. As my life's work has been stolen by billionaires. Waiting (patiently) for the warm glow of liberal morality to touch my life. And, while I wait, Palestinians die because you just NEED to take a hard line on Anti-Semitism. Our freedom of speech infringed upon because you need a nebulous subcategory of speech to which our rights do not apply and thus, the Anti-Semitism law. If you can do it, they can do it, so they did it and now our rights are diminished and it's entirely your fault. So, knowing better than God doesn't really amount to much."
by Hym Iam December 08, 2024
I don't get those.
Hym "I don't get clicks. Nothing I do or say has any relationship whatsoever to getting clicks. There are no clicks here. I'm in a 100% click-free vacuum. You get clicks. I don't get clicks."
Clickist "Well if you don't get clicks then something-something non-sequitur!"
Hym "YUUUP! Something, something non-sequitur, bud. You're exactly right! Your brains is real good and almost as good as mine."
Clickist "Well if you don't get clicks then something-something non-sequitur!"
Hym "YUUUP! Something, something non-sequitur, bud. You're exactly right! Your brains is real good and almost as good as mine."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
Oh no! Is it censoring you documentary!? OoOoOoOoH nOoOoO! I thought Elon was the savior!? I thought he was the savior! I thought he was saving America, Dave! What happened!? I thought he was saving America!
Hym "OH NO! LEAVE CONSERVATIVES ALONE! STOP CENSORING THEM! THE HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE OF SELECTIVE RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES THAT THEY ARBITRATE AS THE SELF-APPOINTED MORAL ARBITERS OF HYMANITY! YOU CAN'T CENSOR THEM! THEY ARE THE MOST VIRTUOUS ONE! THEY'RE THE EXALTED ONE! WE NEED THEM AND THEIR MORAL POSTURING ON TWITTER OR ELSE WE WON'T DO WHAT THEY WANT US TO DO! EEELOOOOOOON!!!! EEEEELOOOOON SAVE UUUUUUUUUS!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELON!!!!"
by Hym Iam June 02, 2023
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA! 🙊 PFFT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! AHAHAHA AHAHAHA AHA HOO! HO BOY! That is fucking hilarious my guy! You're not wrong though Pfft Hahahahahahahaaa!
Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Iam "It's not that funny"
Hym "It's pretty fucking funny dude! I don't know. Maybe I need to take a second look at it..."
Iam "Where are you going?"
Hym "Hold on..."
Iam ".......... Well?"
Hym "I was checking Twitter again."
Iam "And?"
Hym "PFFTTT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA! I wasn't even going to say anything about it! I wasn't even going to say anything about it but it's just too damn funny! He's not wrong though!"
Iam "Come on dude that's not nice"
Hym "My question is: what was the photographer doing? That's not a flattering angle. The pose isn't helping. It's literally the laziest photo I've ever seen in my life! And then this fucking guy has to go and say something about it! I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY!! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "I'm sorry about Hym..."
Hym "Don't be! Aaaahahahahaha!!"
Iam "It's not that funny"
Hym "It's pretty fucking funny dude! I don't know. Maybe I need to take a second look at it..."
Iam "Where are you going?"
Hym "Hold on..."
Iam ".......... Well?"
Hym "I was checking Twitter again."
Iam "And?"
Hym "PFFTTT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA! I wasn't even going to say anything about it! I wasn't even going to say anything about it but it's just too damn funny! He's not wrong though!"
Iam "Come on dude that's not nice"
Hym "My question is: what was the photographer doing? That's not a flattering angle. The pose isn't helping. It's literally the laziest photo I've ever seen in my life! And then this fucking guy has to go and say something about it! I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY!! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "I'm sorry about Hym..."
Hym "Don't be! Aaaahahahahaha!!"
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
If Twitter is insane then it lends some credibility to my whole "Schizophrenic horde" thing doesn't it? See how that works do you?
Hym "I'm sitting here, thinking to myself, and trying to reconcile Dr. Jeepjorp's position on Twitter. So, Twitter is insane because it doesn't follow the rules of a face to face interaction... Because, in a face to face interaction, the threat of violence would cause people to self-censor and prevent them from saying anything too offensive... But you don't have a right to not be offended... Self-censorship is bad... And using violence in response to words is wrong... And threats of violence are wrong... And if I'm more capable or willing to commit violence I have more of a right to say egregious things (in a might makes right sort of way) because I will 'win' the violent altercation... Hmm 🤔..... There's a lot to unpack there... I might run out of characters... Well, let's see... It sounds like he's trying to reconcile my family's dialect with the behavior of the broader community... Which is hilarious! But you're an idiot. That's not how that works. But that's the second time he's said that (and I'm paraphrasing) 'If your family has a dialect that's incongruent with the collective language then you're insane'... Shit, ok, so how do we define 'insane?' Well, we could take Merriam Webster and say 'Not normal or healthy in mind.' Sure. But what constitutes normal? You know what? I'm running out of space. Ok, hold on, this is going to take a minute... Just... Just gimme a sec, hold on...." 🤔☝️
by Hym Iam August 04, 2022
You know musk was never going to by it right? If you thought he was going to buy it you're a moron. Maybe he will see this and try to subvert my will. In which case, your welcome.
Hym "Musk acting like he's going to buy Twitter is like that scene from the DC comics where Lex Luther cures his sister's cancer (just to prove that he could) and then re-injects her with cancer. This is how you know you are controlled by big tech oligarchs. Elon musk is the decider of whether or not you get to speak freely. An the government is advertising for him in the form of their green initiative. But i digress. That wasn't a real thing. You're all idiots. I'm a genius. Hahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 29, 2022