Hym Iam's definitions

The Schizophrenic horde

Other people

Hym "Oh? Does the Schizophrenic horde think I should care about the Schizophrenic horde more than myself? One cannot be truly virtuous without tending to the limbs of the thing that feeds on your suffering. Ha! It's like that zombie movie I always reference. Where the zombies can talk and one of them talks his girlfriend until letting him eat her brains. 'but baby. You're so smart and beautiful. I know that your brains would taste the best of all. I need it. If you loved me you'd let me eat your brains' ~ other people. Hahahahaha! Ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous! And 'No.' We're not doing that."

by Hym Iam June 16, 2022

Save yourselves!!!

Jesus' exclamation to the mob of lepers swarming around him in the scene "Make us we'll" in the musical "Jesus Christ superstar". If you're going to watch it you have to watch the modernized "2000" version. Because the original "1973" version is objectively better but the "2000" version is an actual work of art.

Leper 1"See my eyes I can hardly see!"

Leper 2 "See me walk I can hardly stand!"

Leper 3 "I believe you can make me whole!"

Jesus "Save yourselves!!!"

Hym "Awh... This! The melancholy! The macabre! My heart!"

Iam "This.... This is unsettling..."

Serial killer guy from Red Dragon "DO YOU SEE!?"

Some guy "You bastard! Don't show me the things in front of me"

by Hym Iam April 6, 2022

Your son is dead...

Because he was singled out for torment by the dogshit people who permeate your community. Me describing what is actively happening to ME doesn't not make me culpability or guilty of that and I actively tried to stop it but "the people" decided that maybe they want some people to have to live like that. So, they obstructed me from doing so because they are petty, stupid, and obstinate.

Hym "And time is slow. It takes, like, forever for things go happen. So, your son is dead because people don't want to have to stop doing the thing they are doing and they want ME to kill your kids so that they can take me off the board going forward. And, to explain, I have a little diagram I'd like to shot you:

So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"

by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

Not Your Champion

Bill Burr is...

Hym "Not your champion, progressives. He just criticized progressives like Cody Johnston for denying that cancel culture was a thing. He totally did that! He used Mel Gibson as an example! He was like 'SEE! Mel Gibson said the Jews were controlling everything and look at him!' But he WAS canceled until he recanted which totally DOESN'T make it see like the Jews control everything."

by Hym Iam December 9, 2024

Owe it to the people

You don't owe it to the people when you're voting to block the release of the Epstein files, do you? Because if you want to talk about how Republicans are unilateral voting... IN THE SAME WAY, you have all of the Republicans voting to BLOCK the release of the Epstein files and the Democrats are all voting to release them. Isn't that interesting? You don't owe THAT to the people. But you do owe not negotiating with terrorists? Fantastic.

Hym "I mean it looks to me as though you and the democrats are working together to stonewall on both issues. You're awful selective when you owe it to the people and when you don't owe things to the people. It's also weird to me that you are spraying the Whitehouse with a hose. Is there a fire? I mean, if you have, like, and electrical fire or something you can't spray water on it? Why is the Whitehouse on fire? I don't know what's going on here but you SOUND pretty insolent. That's insolence and owing things to people selectively. Another drone strike for your insolence! Drone strike the capital again! The west wing this time!"

by Hym Iam October 25, 2025

Thoughts on this? 🤔

He wasn't wrong to want to fuck. He was under the misapprehension that your relationship was progressing towards something and you not fucking him recontextualizes that entirely. Who did you fuck immediately after that? How fat was his cock? How did that relationship go?

Hym "MY thoughts on this? 🤔 Welp... In part, the guy or guys in general are under some sort of misapprehension. So... Did you NOT FUCK your friend... Because you were waiting to find a fat-cock... And then when the opportunity arose... You fucked the fat-cock? Because that's what I think. Like, if that guy had stayed around... What would have happened?"

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025

Why did democrats lose so bad?

Dumb. Retarded. Bad.

A retard "Why did democrats lose so bad?"

Hym "I told you that was going to happen."

A retard "Yeah but why though?"

Hym "I mean, I told you what to do to win and you did not-that."

A retard "Nah, it's not that."

Hym "YOU wouldn't know! You thought you'd win! You didn't know you would lose but somehow you magically know why you lost? I mean, I can tell you why you lost. Dumb. Bad. Delusional. Retarded. It's a combination of all of those."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2024