WHAT!? That’s not even close to “millions” my guy! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Holy shit is that embarrassing for you! That’s your entire political platform! A thing that is happening to 4000 people. WOW! How is that not spreading misinformation? How is that not you wielding a convenient boogeymen against the population?
Hym “WOOOOOOOW! 4000 huh? That is sad and not ‘millions.’ Wow... I’m glad that everything I say is correct because you know if I said some shit like that I would be pilloried for it.”
by Hym Iam November 22, 2022
Hym "I mean you seem to be having so much fun taking it for yourself... 41% is not that bad I suppose... All things considered... You haven't really done a while lot in terms of services rendered..."
by Hym Iam August 01, 2022
Hym "I saw a Cyber Truck the other day! On the road while I was walking home from work! In the freezing cold! With the pressure in my head and pain in my feet at the peak! It looked like a Playstation 2 car in real life! It was surreal! It was weird! I creeped me out looking at it!"
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
So... He's fucking all the women... And then a different guy fucks his woman... And now he's... Not the guy who should be fucking all the women? I... Guys, I don't see how that... Are you do that on purpose? Is this a prank?
Hym "Let me get this straight... Adam22 is a pornstar... And he's fucking all of the women... And he let a different pornstar (or just some random fatcock I don't know) fuck his wife... And women only fuck the extra most-specialist guy... So now... He's NOT the extra bestest ultra-man? He's the cuck? I thought he was the better than everyone guy? That fast!? He's fucking all of them because he's so much just better than everyone... And now he's... Worse than everyone? Even though he still fucked all of the women? You... You guys are screwing with me right? Like, you're doing that to fuck with me? Ok.. I... Whatever guys-Just... Alright..."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
Yeah, I don't think I need tell you guys this but... You know I'm taking a mulligan on being wrong, right? Yeaahhh.... So, we're back up to 100% accuracy! Captain Always-Right!!!! I know. It's astonishing. How can a man be as right as I am as often as I am? They can't! It's impossible for anyone but me! I'm the greatest! And I'm always right.
Hym "How many of you have been here since the beginning? You had to have known I was going to take a mulligan, right? You had to know. Because it was a flook. It didn't count. I've been doing this for years. You have to know that (over time) I have accrued a substantial back-log of mulligans. I haven't needed to use one until now. So... -2 mulligans for me.... You know, actually, I didn't even need to be wrong. As a matter of fact, I was wrong on purpose and only did it for the sake of this bit. So, I'll take those mulligans back (uh-spankyouverymuch). +2 mulligans. There... 100% correct. All of the time. And we still have all of our mulligans. Everything is right with the world once again."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2023
You are not doing anything one the basis of fairness. How I am being treated there cannot be considered fair in any way shape or form. And you're not paying me to stand there and not nothing. I am doing all of the register work.
Hym "Well, it may be not fair to the other guys but there is going to be a knife in my back pocket."
by Hym Iam January 09, 2025
Oh, that? That was word for word the thing is said it was. They have been doing that thing you're doing for some odd years now, wasn't sure what it was or how to deal with it. Worked some jobs, got to this last place, thought everything was kosher, started doing your thing, was able to deduce that something strange was going on, almost caught the bitch, started writing on UD, the goblin whore got promoted out, management was replaced, she started referencing the UD posts, I posited that I was starting to suspect that they were bring the retard women, they brought him a new one, they started insinuating that what I thought was happening was happening, I started gathering mental notes that were suggestive of the general theme, circumstantial evidence started piling up, he made a crack about me 'thinking' rather than 'knowing', I told the world what I thought (indefinitely), contemplated some violence, which turned into a hypertext, the hypertext was intimated into 3 or more animes and possibly a Korean horror show (it's hard to tell because no one will acknowledge that they're doing it), an award winning movie, referenced as several characters (including the Homelander and Kaptain Khoas(which someone was aware of and hummed the theme song of the show in front of me)), and can be credited with writing several monologues in movies, proved that God can't not be real, might have started a cult/anti-religion (I also might be Hyperionism's "the watcher")...
might have saved a guy from suicide, might have killed a guy with guilt, might have been plagiarismed out of a couple of genius grants, blew up a couple of guys YT channels, Ummm... What else? Ushered in or am actively saving humanity from dystopian future I either ushered in or was already happening (which might require me to destroy you) Ummm.... Might be schizophrenic (Probably not though if you're doing the thing you're doing), got a whore sacrifice, got fired for NOT reporting retard sex, substantiated the retard sex claim by getting someone to confess, started hanging with a new friend group that was apparently using some kind of Venmo scam to profit off my association, was the alpha male, some guys wife wanted to fuck me, he wanted to fight me, got kicked out after I wrote about how Doug referenced my character and the whole wife fucking thing, realized you knew who I was, started being hoisted by my own petard, pffft... What else? Umm... Had a bunch of my theories substantiated by PhD academics... *Raspberry* Uuhh... Figured out how the Holocaust happened... Fundamentally changed how women interact with men... Might have started a new genre of entertainment.... I donno...
Hym "Oh, that?👆 That's all true... or potentially true. It's hard to tell because people aren't BEING DIRECT. Could use another whore sacrifice... I'd like to be paid for services rendered... All of this is pretty hard for me to substantiate. I was kind of banking on you guys to do that.."
Hym "Oh, that?👆 That's all true... or potentially true. It's hard to tell because people aren't BEING DIRECT. Could use another whore sacrifice... I'd like to be paid for services rendered... All of this is pretty hard for me to substantiate. I was kind of banking on you guys to do that.."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2022