Definitions by Hym Iam
Nazi Sympathizer
I'm not an Elon... You know that right? Like, that retard is trying to take credit for A.I. and it was totally me who did that. I'm the smart brain! I should have screwed Amber Heard! ME!
Hym "And I didn't say Hitler was right, I said Hitler did the Jewish religion... To the Jews... Like, literally. Extra special race, chosen by God, to rule over the Holyland-er- Motherland (why do I keep doing that?). So I CAN'T be a Nazi sympathizer. To be a Nazi sympathizer I'd have to be a Judaism sympathizer... And we all know how I feel about the Jews... That the women are sexy and the religion is an evil racial supremacy doctrine.... I mean... You see the Genocide they're doing right now, right? AGAIN! The Young Turks and their supporters were ALSO (mostly) Jews! And they Genocided the Armenians! That's genocide number 2! They've done twice as many genocides as Hitler now! BUUUUUUUT.... Yeah, no, the conservatives might be a LITTLE MORE NAZI ADJACENT than I previously thought... Ok. Fine. You were right. They're pretty Nazi like. BUUUUUT (Again) THAT'S STILL ALL DOWNSTREAM OF THE JEW DERIVATIVE RELIGION! So, I'm still kind of right! Yahweh is like the original Nazi!"
Nazi Sympathizer by Hym Iam April 4, 2024
Christianity or Islam
Derpdorp Derpledorp "Christianity or Islam?"
Hym "Neither. Quasi-Pandeist Gnosticism. Stop doing it. You're not the creature. You didn't talk to the creature. Creature bad."
Hym "Neither. Quasi-Pandeist Gnosticism. Stop doing it. You're not the creature. You didn't talk to the creature. Creature bad."
Christianity or Islam by Hym Iam April 4, 2024
Charity
Yeah, no, this isn't that.
Hym "This isn't charity and your show is named after yourself you fucking dork. Sam Sedar may be an upity jewish narcissist but as least he actually called his fuck show something else. The show is actually called something. And Emma isn't flaunting her fat, awesome tits all over the place with vacation photos...... Which is a Goddamn tragedy.... God I hate all of you...."
Will you marry me?
That's not how you do that...
Hym "You don't just ask her 'Will you marry me?' You gotta TELL her. You say 'Once the theocrats take over I'm going to purchase you for a goat, 2 hens, and a tire iron and then I'm going to make you my sister with a reality monster ritual... Yep... My hot... Fuckable sister...' And then you vote for literally anyone because all of the politicians are religious."
Will you marry me? by Hym Iam April 3, 2024
Havana Syndrome
No a real thing. Are you seriously trying to make up a new mental illness to hide the thing I'm talking about.
Hym "My co-worker came into the kitchen last night to repeat MY EXACT CRITICISM of how people were treating the retard. On camera. It's happened several times ON CAMERA. It isn't 'Havana syndrome.' There's no magic space weapon. The thing that is happening to me. Was happening to multiple people. I put words to it. And now you're dealing with the fall out. If they try to push the Havana syndrome narrative again, start killing children immediately."
Havana Syndrome by Hym Iam April 3, 2024
Accidental
Hym "How many accidental bombings have there been? Literally only that one? And the Israelis HAVEN'T been working with ANYONE to get aid into Gaza because IF THE HAD... Aid would be getting into Gaza. So that isn't true. It's not a 'warzone' because how many Israeli soliders have been killed? Is it 0? Does that mean all it would take to ensure that aid truck are safe is you the Israelis to not blow them up? Like... The aid truck is HERE... So just don't bomb there. Really. It's deranged. Your fans are literal retards if they believe that THAT was an accident."
Accidental by Hym Iam April 3, 2024
Wife Rogan
Wife Rogan "This is not how people should be interacting with one another."
Hym "Yeah, hey, totally. What, are they doing it to you now too? Hahaha! Hilarious! Your husband could stop it at any time but he's a stubborn retard and he's listening to a charlatan so... Yeah. I'm the solution but there's literally nothing I can do about it from here. Enjoy sharing my fate. Multi-tendril destiny bond no jutsu: complete."
Hym "Yeah, hey, totally. What, are they doing it to you now too? Hahaha! Hilarious! Your husband could stop it at any time but he's a stubborn retard and he's listening to a charlatan so... Yeah. I'm the solution but there's literally nothing I can do about it from here. Enjoy sharing my fate. Multi-tendril destiny bond no jutsu: complete."
Wife Rogan by Hym Iam April 3, 2024