Definitions by Hym Iam
Hey, don't care bitch
How about YOU let go of YOUR ego and allow YOURSELF to be controlled turd-man? YOU do the fucking thing you're telling the abstract phantom to do. How does that sound?
Hym "Hey, don't care bitch. I'm not hooking myself up to your retard farming apparatus. That's why Jordan Peterson is posting pictures of milking porn. That's ALL you motherfuckers do. Hook people up to your people farm and live off the proceeds while doing NOTHING."
Hey, don't care bitch by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
What if you could have done more?
OOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOH! HE SLAMMED HIM! HE WOBBLED HIM! OOOOH!! LOOK AT THE SCRAMBLE! OOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! OOOOOOOH! UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!
Chris Williamson "What if you could have done more?"
Dr. K *Full-on incoherent, self-contradictory spiral of ABSOLUTE GIBBERISH*
Hym "OOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOOOH! HE FUCKING CRACKED HIM! OOOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! HOLY SHIT! From WAY out of left field! OH MY GOD! OOOOOOH MY GOD! OOOOH! YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD! THAT WAS FUCKING MAGICAL! YOU ARE MY FUCKING HERO RIGHT NOW! CHRIS, YOU FAT-COCKED ABOMINATION, THAT WAS GLORIOUS! OOOOOOOOH!"
Iam, "That 'egoless' nonsense about the dying patients is just 'compartmentalization.' There's a term for it. I used to talk about it. I used to talk about people's inability to do it. It's not, like, a profound Yogi Hindu magical mind tactic. It's like a regular thing doctors should be able to do. But then he mythologizes it and it's like... This is why the therapy doesn't work."
Dr. K *Full-on incoherent, self-contradictory spiral of ABSOLUTE GIBBERISH*
Hym "OOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOOOOH! HE FUCKING CRACKED HIM! OOOOOOH! CHRIS WILLIAMSON! HOLY SHIT! From WAY out of left field! OH MY GOD! OOOOOOH MY GOD! OOOOH! YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD! THAT WAS FUCKING MAGICAL! YOU ARE MY FUCKING HERO RIGHT NOW! CHRIS, YOU FAT-COCKED ABOMINATION, THAT WAS GLORIOUS! OOOOOOOOH!"
Iam, "That 'egoless' nonsense about the dying patients is just 'compartmentalization.' There's a term for it. I used to talk about it. I used to talk about people's inability to do it. It's not, like, a profound Yogi Hindu magical mind tactic. It's like a regular thing doctors should be able to do. But then he mythologizes it and it's like... This is why the therapy doesn't work."
What if you could have done more? by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
Psychiatrist
Mental gymnastics you way into tolerating a SHIT life until society can coerce you into breeding more laborers.
Hym "Psychiatrists are seriously the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. You hear the story about that girl in the Netherlands who opted for euthanasia? The Psychiatrist tells her that there is NOTHING MORE they can do for her.... What did they do!? For her, I mean? What did they do? NOTHING. They don't do anything. The people who are in it still need it. The shit religious zealots just want people to do their incest cult so it's good for them. Created desperate that you 'tried to help' so you can shovel them into the church. Get them to kill themselves. All so they don't murder your kids. And then they just do it anyway. It doesn't work. And it doesn't work because you have stubborn egotistical PhDs who want you to be a Npc. Absolute farce. You want to improve the mental health of the country. Hang all the therapists. I GUARANTEE success. Worst fucking people on the planet."
Psychiatrist by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
Self-worth
Doesn't fucking matter I should not have to create A.I. for free and work a job that I hate. No I don't have to find a job I LIKE. I DON'T WANT TO WORK!
Hym "Hey, shit, I can control death over life though can't I? I don't give a fuck about self-worth. I give a fuck about not working. Seriously. When it comes to sex, well, if I have to use my hand it just sucks to be me doesn't it? But when it comes to money well then if you all have to do it then I also to do it. You fucking filth are not going to trap me in labor for the rest of my life."
Self-worth by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
Multi-millionare
Hym "Being a Multi-millionare is in no way more immoral than condemning the guy who made the shit to labor for the rest of his life. And only because YOU have to fucking do it do it. You can go straight to hell with that shit. I could retire today. And it can't possibly be any more immoral than what I'm going to do if I don't get that fucking money, so pick your poison."
Multi-millionare by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
First principle
Hym "First Principle: I am better than everyone! Without exception! Second Principle: Children are abominations! Murder them all! Third Principle: Don't talk about fight club... Don't... Uh... Don't do it... Ever... Fourth Principle: I don't know... I don't have one. There's only 3... THE 3 PRINCIPLES OF QUASI-PANDEIST GNOSTICISM! (Don't ask about the fourth one)."
First principle by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
Brief full nudity
If...
Hym "If I watch the movies and the 'Brief full nudity' isn't Lady Gaga I'm going to lose my fucking mind, you know that right? And if it is... I might not pirate it...."
Brief full nudity by Hym Iam April 6, 2024