Mark

Really.... That's his name?...... I don't like him.

Hym "That's his name? Really? I don't like him. Tell him to change it. And not because it's Mark but the other part."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2023

Definition

Yeah someone could totally turn that into the highest grossing r-rated film of all time (better than Deadpool), several anime, several shows, several characters, intern recruiting rhetoric from one of the most prominent conservative politicians of all time, 2 songs, unalive a couple people, and raise and army or hammer clowns... We clearly did the same thing. You just as good as I am.

Hym "I wish I knew which definition they used to make the greatest iteration of Jack the Ripper of all time... Oh and that's horse shit that Marc got cigars. See, the algorithm knew which Marc I was talking about. Did you? Did you get the reference?"

by Hym Iam February 19, 2023

Wife-sharing

That's like a cultural thing...

Hym "I mean... You know that there's like a tribe in Africa that does wife-sharing, right? That's like a canonical thing they do... Are you just racist? Are you too good to engage in African traditions? Fucking bigots man! You guys disgust me!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Children of Hym

Nope. You're right. Not that.

Hym "No. You're right. Children of Hym. Better than everyone."

by Hym Iam September 21, 2023

Me too

A bunch of tattletales. Especially that Courtney Love. Should have just kept their mouth shut.

Hym “Pretty sure they’re the ones who wielded the tyrannical bureaucracy against me too shield themselves from from the consequences of their own actions but ok... So much for ‘Someone should have said something sooner, huh?’ Bwahahahaha! It’s just... it’s humorous. How you’ve decided to BE about this is a prick. That’s your mode of being. Prick... instead of Jesus. Hilarious!”

by Hym Iam September 23, 2022

Not going to fly

I mean... The only thing that IS going to fly there is literally progressive shit-lib politics and all I'm going to get from any of YOU is free money potentially-hypothetically-eventually if I do and believe what you want.

Hym "Juxtaposed to the delusional zealots claiming I HAVE to believe and say what they want! And to choose neither is to BE THE ROPE in a game of special needs tug of war. But saying that is probably 'not going to fly' either."

by Hym Iam May 03, 2024

Have to

Well, no.

Hym "You don't HAVE to. You want to. And you only WANT TO because you think I won't get the upper hand (not that I don't) or that I don't have the upper hand OR the once you finally FEEL as though I have the upper hand you will be able to grovel and cry your way out of the situation. So you're not sorry. You already know how I feel about 'sorry' as a concept. I mean, you've gotten me to a point where I'm almost bored of threatening you. It bores me. It's actually getting kind of sad. I don't want to HAVE TO show you that what you HAVE TO do is what I want you to do. I just want to relax."

by Hym Iam February 05, 2025