Filibuster

I'm not going to let them filibuster me out of millions of dollars because they don't want to have to credit and pay me for AI.
Hym "These people will get your kids stabbed. I'm telling you right now. Do not let them filibuster your kids to death. Even the progressives are covering for the billionaires and helping them get away with stealing from me. It isn't consequences. It isn't a business decision that went wrong. They are STEALING from me and if I am not paid, I will just kill a child. I'm not negotiating. I'm not going through any legal process. If someone does not show up before the IRS does, one of you children will die."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2025
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Absolute Certainty

What I have regarding whether or not I'm going to murder a child and kill myself if I do not receive credit and payment for creating AI. I don't even care if I did it or not at this point and neither does Miley Cyrus.
Hym "And I can say that is a matter of absolute certainty. I will kill YOUR kid. THEIR kid. ANY RANDOM KID. I doesn't matter. And if that credit and payment isn't attached to a full accounting of this surveillance that is happening to me and whatever information is available on the targeted harassment the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia, I will spend every send on cheap prostitutes and kill a child anyone. You can double dog dare me on that one because I am always ready to hang myself and if I loose a single right that I have for ANY reason whatever, I will ALSO kill a child."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
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Narrative

It's hard to get in there... You know? It takes some time.... Unless you're me. I'm SUPER good at that's shit! It's almost too easy.
Hym "You know how I know that that character is about me? The anime one? Not only did he express my exact position but they modeled him after the 'Bleach' character 'Kenpachi Zaraki'. And it's a reference to the comment I made about people giving me a blank expressionless stare as though 'they can see the effigy of my might looming behind me like Kenpachi Zaraki'. Isn't that wild!? I'm in that narrative y'all. Great job me!"

Iam "Wait... Does that make me the depressed kid?"

Hym "HA! Probably!"
by Hym Iam May 11, 2022
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Traditional Mores

Ben Shapiro wants to teach his kids this...
Hym "But when he says 'you may want to teach your kids traditional mores' what it REALLY is is coded language for 'You may want to teach your kids the gays are evil.' So... That's what THAT means. He's arguing for his 'right' to be a bigotry generator. Like, you start with 2 people who think gays are bad and then they shit out as many vermin as they can, program them to think gays are bad, and now everyone else has 8 gay-haters to deal with instead of just 2. And then they can leverage their religious freedoms against opposition to the idea gays are bad and now they get to do a bill C-16 in Florida so they can insulate theur kids from the idea that gays aren't bad."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2024
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Selective Empathy

That counts as a citation.
Hym "Ultra-Omega Psychology Genius! That entire segment about selective empathy is downstream from my thing! How am I THIS GOOD at everything!? I have to have like 1 million citations at this point. Wait, is it 937 kills or is it 937 PhDs? Assists? No, that would suck. 937 isn't a lot of assists...So, it's gotta be PhDs. 937 PhDs! The single greatest psychologizer in the history of humanity!"
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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Thatcher

And here is how you weaponize schizophrenia against little boys named thatcher.
Hym “Here is my class weaponizing schizophrenia against little boys named thatcher. First ☝️ You have to know a little boy named Thatcher (a rare name indeed). Second ✌️Take note of the things that he says and does. Third 🤟 Repeat the things he says around him or to him directly. In any context. He can’t tell on you. No one will ever believe him. And if you’re asked you can just deny it. Step four ✌️✌️ Do it indefinitely and tell you friends. Do it until he kills him self or shoots up a school. Why? Because his mother is a whore and she’d do it to you if she could.”
by Hym Iam September 30, 2022
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Without Hym

No he said it right.
Hym "No, Jordan. No. Without Hym. I'm the one who did it. If the rest of you let Jordan suceed in keeping me from getting credit I will murder that kid. He fails or you fail."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2024
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