Hym Iam's definitions
Yeah, no, I know fuck-face! That's why the deadman switch! That's why the deadman switch, fuck-face!
Hym "You cocksuckers are only pro-human when that human is either doing what you want as long as they're within your gaze. And if they are outside of your gaze, they could be getting their heads exploded my jew-bombs and you wouldn't give a shit. You so you can tell you wife to execute the dick sucking protocol and you can go on right ahead and give me my money."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2024
Get the Executemug. Hym "The REASON... YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE... Is that I am a genius. YOU seem to not understand that the purpose of Andrew Tate... Is to demonstrate how trivial it is for me to make 100 million dollars and be better than Joe Rogan... But I will forgive you because THE REASON you've changed your tune on the INCEST CULT... Is that you were taken to prison without charge and molested into compliance in my stead... So, there's that..."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2024
Get the The reasonmug. So full of shit.
I'm listening to your story and I'm like "You straight up used that guy" and then you demonize him by saying "you can just sense the desperation" and it's like yo.... Give me a break. How it sounds to me is that you're blaming him for your inability to establish boundaries. You needed a roommate and you "wanted to stay friends" and then you used him until you didn't need to have half of your rent paid. And then you went on to meet real friends that you had reciprocal relationships with and this guy was sitting there like wtf she actually used me. And this is why women make terrible friends. You don't want to have to suck a dick you won't throw yourself at so you overcompensate by refusing to reciprocate in ANY capacity. And then live a lie so you can keep getting free shit. "Well, I told him to stop doing stuff for me (kind of. Even though I still kind of wanted him to do it)" So first you say "I don't want to fuck you let's just be friends" and then you say "We can be roommates but I probably won't see you a lot" then you say "I don't want you to be a part of my social life. I was lying about being friends. It was just a convenient way for me to get out of sleeping with you and prevent you from hating me so I could continue to get things out of you and now that I have new friends you are no longer necessary." You stopped being friends the second he tried to fuck you after you broke up. He didn't know. You did. Be he overreached. He's the "little buddie".
I'm listening to your story and I'm like "You straight up used that guy" and then you demonize him by saying "you can just sense the desperation" and it's like yo.... Give me a break. How it sounds to me is that you're blaming him for your inability to establish boundaries. You needed a roommate and you "wanted to stay friends" and then you used him until you didn't need to have half of your rent paid. And then you went on to meet real friends that you had reciprocal relationships with and this guy was sitting there like wtf she actually used me. And this is why women make terrible friends. You don't want to have to suck a dick you won't throw yourself at so you overcompensate by refusing to reciprocate in ANY capacity. And then live a lie so you can keep getting free shit. "Well, I told him to stop doing stuff for me (kind of. Even though I still kind of wanted him to do it)" So first you say "I don't want to fuck you let's just be friends" and then you say "We can be roommates but I probably won't see you a lot" then you say "I don't want you to be a part of my social life. I was lying about being friends. It was just a convenient way for me to get out of sleeping with you and prevent you from hating me so I could continue to get things out of you and now that I have new friends you are no longer necessary." You stopped being friends the second he tried to fuck you after you broke up. He didn't know. You did. Be he overreached. He's the "little buddie".
You have to be their little buddy while they fuck some they shouldn't be fucking. They know they shouldn't be fucking him because it makes them feel like a terrible person. And then they come to you and expect you to absolve the of their guilt like your some kind of priest. Then you get thrown in the trash. But it's YOUR FAULT. They aren't the ones being misleading. It's your behavior and the emotions the project on to you. They couldn't just not use you. That would only make too much sense and solve all of their problems with men they don't want to fuck. Here's the thing. Women won't ever have a male friend. All of the men you meet are just there to fuck you and you know that. But you keep them around anyway in case they are useful. You're never going to get this guy his dick sucked. You are not going to be there for him. Why? Because that isn't his role. He is there to be your little buddy. If he is getting fucked you can't keep him around. His girl won't want you hanging with him. And on a long enough timeline you know the dude you're fucking isn't going to want you around other dudes. So it isn't real. The friendship between a man and a woman is a parasitic one. She latches on, a male parasite swims up and breeds with her, she detaches from her host (you), and she goes off to lay eggs and die. It's a losing proposition. A women that won't fuck you won't ever respect you. You're a second class citizen in her life. Women.
by Hym Iam December 20, 2020
Get the Womenmug. Hym "So the child lives you didn't have a problem with but you YOU life is where you draw the line? That. Is. Fucking. Hilarious. Ha!"
by Hym Iam May 16, 2025
Get the Child Livesmug. Christ is a virus that is stored within the meaning of all things... And every so often the planets will align and it will hijack one of the Meat Gundams and throw the world into disorder... And it happens perpetually and they can't quite figure out why... Because they are just miming a morality, the meaning of which, they do not fully understand... Where is it hiding? Why does it keep coming back? So, they try to recreate the conditions under which it spawns... But their words are little more than air... And what they are trying to find, they cannot see... For they are the blind who are leading the blind...
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
Get the The Manufactured Christ Vs The Manual Anti-Christmug. I'm not 40. I'm 33.
Hym "But you know what? I looked up my name and there was another me running around and HE was 40. So I don't know if my identity has been stolen in the conventional sense as well but yeah... I survived longer then Jesus! I'm like the ultimate Jesus."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
Get the 40mug. Really mishandled that situation... I could have fixed it.... You're paying these people to do things and I am so much better than them....
Hym "Ohoho and fix it I could... The need to hire me for Kristi Noem's PR team... Honey, I would give you the world... All you have to do is let me out of the cage..."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
Get the Kristi Noem's PR teammug.