See how this idiot can take something I said years ago butcher it, pretend it doesn't apply to himself, and get his sycophantic guest to arf and clap to a point that he is manually making banal.
Hym "When I was talking about the chosen. I was refering to mating selection and that's what Joe tries to tie in there. And it's funny because one of the guys I used to play DnD with laugh at the fact that I "trolled" Joe and named his character after that rant specifically. What an absolute hack. Failed comedian and actor who rode the coattails of the UFC to success then monetized and monopolized the social network that he literally fell into face first. Absolute fucking bum and a hypocrite."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
Hym "And THAT is the REAL progressive position on rights. 'Women's rights are more important than yours or mine.' Says the shit-lib. That is not equality. They do not what equality why would I even pretend to give it to them? You're not. I'm better. Than the guy who said it and that hippy slut. The first 'Self-Made' female billionaire was made by me. And that is their entire racket. They don't want women to be more equal in the sense that they are lacking some kind of rights... They want women to be more equal in an animal farm sort of way. And they will take your rights away to do it."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
Here's a theory for you: The Great Pyramids. What if they didn't build them up? What if they dug them down?
Iam "Like, if there were these larger limestone landforms in the desert (not plateaus but the other things) and they just chiseled their way down. Carved out blocks and polished it on the way down. Dug out the tombs. That would answer the question "how did they move those giant blocks!?" They didn't. They chiseled it out like a statue. Used a giant metal wire to saw them into blocks. More plausible than aliens. And you could ask 'well, why don't we see these other giant limestone land masses?' I don't know. Do limestone landmasses crumble over time? Buy yeah, there you go. There's my 'how the great pyramids were made theory'." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam January 06, 2023
Iam "See, I figure that's the solution. You just have to get the right ideas into the Collective Unconscious and people will act it out on their own. The problem will correct itself over time. Ideally..."
Hym "And we got in there didn't we? Say what you want about my C- writing assignment, it's in that motherfucking cranium innit? That's something to think about the next time anyone makes "a conscious decision" to quote us or reference us. Where am I when you're doing it? That's right kiddos! In ya dome! Swimming around in them shit-brains! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "I guess the next question is 'if that's the case, what are the right ideas?'. Hmmm.... I don't know. I'm sure I've already written some of them down... And now that we know it worked I guess we just sit and wait to see what it did... Hmmm..."
Hym "Uuuggghhh!!! This shit is taking forever!"
Hym "And we got in there didn't we? Say what you want about my C- writing assignment, it's in that motherfucking cranium innit? That's something to think about the next time anyone makes "a conscious decision" to quote us or reference us. Where am I when you're doing it? That's right kiddos! In ya dome! Swimming around in them shit-brains! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "I guess the next question is 'if that's the case, what are the right ideas?'. Hmmm.... I don't know. I'm sure I've already written some of them down... And now that we know it worked I guess we just sit and wait to see what it did... Hmmm..."
Hym "Uuuggghhh!!! This shit is taking forever!"
by Hym Iam April 19, 2022
Hym "They're torn! Torn because they stole the idea from an urban dictionary guy everyone collectively shat on. On a different note, boy oh boy why would anyone ever want to murder a bunch of children!? I can't even fathom it! It's such a bizarre thing! It must be the guns. Clearly guns a haunted by evil alien spirits! We need to perform some sort of mass exorcism! Get all of those evil alien ghost bears out of here. If not that I don't know what else it could be... Oh! I know! The children aren't actually real children! They're chupacabra disguised as children. And the secret chupacabra hunting organization that actually runs our government is using school shootings as a cover to hide the fall out of the chupacabra battles. Think about it! Have you ever SEEN a chupacabra? No! Why!? Becuase they're all in disguise!"
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
Hym "Is that the big club I'm not in? The rapist club? That's all the more reason to join the religion right? You can do as much rape as you want as long as you're willing to tell people how great the religion is."
by Hym Iam December 02, 2024
"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war; while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win." ~ Sun Tzu
Hym "You aggregated behind our back to play a game that only I can win."
Iam "I don't understand why this has to be so difficult..."
Iam "I don't understand why this has to be so difficult..."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2022