Definitions by Hym Iam
He harasses women!
Who did I harass? This fucking goateed midget is OBSESSED with me! He's in love with me! Seriously! Joe, if you end up killing me for threatening you kids, make sure you send this guy my skin so he can finish the transformation, holy shit! His WHOLE LIFE is ABOUT me, dawg! This is wild! If you told me that he had some overies impanted in his prostate so that I could breed him.... I would believe you.
Hym "OOOOH! DEFENDER OF WOMEN! THAT GOLDEN CAMPION WE ALL NEED! HE'S DEFENDING WOMEN FROM HARASSMENT! Okokok, so listen... I'm at work last night, right? And this guy comes in claiming to have been assaulted, right? And my coworker starts freaking out on this guy. Screaming at him to get out. And his justification for it is 'He harasses women!' And it's like... You are a middle aged gas station worker and the fattest, grosses, baldest, fish-mouthed piece of shit on the planet. You are not 'defender of women.' He is just the worst fucking communist snitch you would ever fucking meet in your life. Thank whatever God you pray to that we aren't in Nazi Germany because this fucking guy would rat a Jew out for a... Sheckle? Is that the Jew money? It's always the fat fucks isn't it? Literally, the guy who is most invested in whether or not women are being harassed is the least attractive or fattest man in the room. 'He HaRaSsEs WoMeN!' Get the fuck out of here, fat-shit."
He harasses women! by Hym Iam April 28, 2024
Making reference to
Hym "Talking about? Undoubtedly. Making reference to? Also yes. It's this or this other thing. Let's get a peak at your wife's bank account. How much did it take to buy her off? You're a guy pretending to be another guy. You're not in a position to be calling anyone a liar. Where's you rape-wife? Where's she at? Are we going to get another 'me too' here when the money runs out?"
Making reference to by Hym Iam April 27, 2024
Noone is listening
Hym "Noone is listening to you either, bitch. And, as a consequence, look at all the exploded children. And they aren't listening because they don't want to they're not being allowed to listen because THEY WOULD. And if they did the children would stop getting exploded! But you want YOU to be the extra special political impact-haver, don't you? Not ME. I'm icky! Pfft heheheheh..."
Noone is listening by Hym Iam April 26, 2024
Lesbians
Hym "What's with all the women I talk about wanting to bang being lesbians? Billie Eillish... Chloe Grace Mortez... Kristen Stewart... I mean, I still don't care (as I am exempt from all of the rule and (therefore) can still bang) but it's dogshit... There's something going on there... I just don't know exactly what it is..."
Humbled
I'm not humiliated.
Hym "I'm not humbled. I have no reason to feel humility because my conception of self is perfectly concordant with objective reality. To try to humble me would be to delude yourself into believing you maintain a position of moral superiority or authority you do not have. I created A.I. You did whatever you did. End of story."