Iam "Interacting with the world is the worst thing about living. It's not so much the people or having to work. I like the people I choose to associate with. But having an effect on the world around me? Terrible. It's kind of cool seeing it happen. But only sometimes. Other times I'm overwhelmed by this sense of dread. What kind of lasting effect will I have? Ideally, nothing at all. It's unsettling. I'd rather just sleep. Maybe I can sell my self to some sleep-study and get paid to sleep. *Sighs* There has got to be a better way...."
by Hym Iam April 15, 2022
Get the Interactingmug. Aw man that sucks- Hey! You can use your phone! There. Oh, better yet, get a guy who's good at phones to use your phone for you! It'll be dope!
Hym "Ok let me jog your memory... Give you a little refresher... You and your friend were talking a bunch of shit about guys who sit and play video games all day, talkin bout, how weak and useless they are... And then I came here, called you a sissy, called your friend a retard, pointed out that I could be doing a bunch of fucked up shit (potentially to you) instead AND that you motherfuckers were asking for it a little bit with this stalking and retard sex cult shit, claimed that I was so much better than you that it's not even fair for me to compete, demonstrated that all of your accomplishments pale in comparison to my shear brilliance... Which shattered your soul... And then you stitched yourself back together with my essence. Which is a radical improvement and is fine because, unlike Russell, there's enough of me for everyone. (Everyone AND their daughters and wives) And now I'm one of the greatest writers of all time.... And what's funny about it is if you ommit the rapey and murdery parts... I'm just better than everyone forever!"
by Hym Iam July 03, 2023
Get the Memorymug. Hym "Wrong to some extent but, either way, it still allows for the thing I'm doing so... Close enough for horseshoes and hand grenades. Lends credence to Terrence McKenna's thing about being 'pulled forward into novelty.' Instead it's us being pushed foward into novelty while novelty is being pulled backwards into us. But, again, close enough."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2025
Get the Wrongmug. I can and will and if I'm am not allowed to do so in peace I am going to bet the only person who does not regret it.
by Hym Iam June 18, 2025
Get the Immediate Retirementmug. Hym "I need to see some more comprehensive highlights but he is just walking him down it seems... Like a fucking TONBERRY man. That is nuts. Who would have thought? I mean... Me. But I'm a genius. I gotta start betting on some of these."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2023
Get the Walking him downmug. Hym "Hey, speaking of 'gas-rich countries,' where's the gas? In Palestine, I mean. Where exactly IS the gas? It's not... Is it... Is it in the northern part of Gaza? Is THAT where it is? The northern part of Gaza?"
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
Get the Gas-Richmug. Hym "Really. Using mouth Wash one time was enough to radically improve my symptoms overnight. I still feel the excess fluid in my ears when I swallow but still... Not feeling like I could stroke out at any second is nice..."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
Get the Mouth Washmug.