Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Iam you idiot! You know you can't tell people the things you predict!"
Iam "I... I thought if I waited until after no one would believe me!"
Hym "Well, now we'll never know. It's like reverse psychology! If you tell them what you think they are going to do then they are going to do the opposite!"
Iam "I'm sorry! I meant to wait until after! I didn't know I wrote that one!"
Iam "I... I thought if I waited until after no one would believe me!"
Hym "Well, now we'll never know. It's like reverse psychology! If you tell them what you think they are going to do then they are going to do the opposite!"
Iam "I'm sorry! I meant to wait until after! I didn't know I wrote that one!"
by Hym Iam April 19, 2022
Get the Reverse Psychologymug. Doesn't look like it. It looks like you are trying to trick me into doing something I'm not ever going to do so you can continue barter with borrowed powered to extend your borrowed time. I'm not asleep. I don't need to wake up.
Hym "I don't think you are trying to help. I think you are trying to do nothing and hope that that somehow translates to your kids or friends not getting shot in the face or you not paying me or you not needing to show up here. And that's not happening. So, no, you are being uppity for one reason or another. You are trying to harm me for saying or even thinking what I said because your want you to be The ByeBye Man and you are not The ByeBye Man. I don't take hints. I'm not going to kill myself. You need to make yourself useful. And now. Because up UNTIL now you've been getting away with being useless and it's already too late for any of that."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
Get the Trying to helpmug. Hym "You've probably never heard the phrase before but that's what it means. I think. That's what lunch box was. The one to steal on. That's what this is. Ya'll are treating me like the one to steal on. It's horse shit. I don't even know HOW to feel bad for you anymore."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2023
Get the The one to steal onmug. Someone who obtains something without effort or cost.... Really? Really? ☝️ That? Why is that such a problem for you?
Hym "Why is the Free-Rider thing such a problem? If I don't need to expend a lot of effort to obtain something; why should I be compelled to do so? You know, their is this meme that is a clip from an anime that I haven't seen and there is this character (likely the protagonist) who says 'I don't know why everyone hates lazy people so much... We didn't even do anything.' And I can relate to that. Is that what this is? It's too easy for me and needs to be made arbitrarily difficult? Why? Why be an obstacle? And how are you going to meditate that process? Like, it was too easy for 'Catch me outside girl' to become famous. All she had to do was tell Dr. Phil and her mother to go fuck themselves. Bam! Free-Rider. Has a rap career that is predicated on her initial unearned fame. A million dollars. And what constitutes 'effort?' I don't know that I could explicitly write dialogue for a show if I tried but I can write dialogue in relationship to a topic and the dialogue is broadly applicable and can, therefore, be used in a variety of different settings. There is no reason for me not to be credited and, in a just world, I could be paid for it. Just because I'm not in the right place at the right time or I don't have the means to do something does not mean that I shouldn't be credited for my contribution.
Hym "Why is the Free-Rider thing such a problem? If I don't need to expend a lot of effort to obtain something; why should I be compelled to do so? You know, their is this meme that is a clip from an anime that I haven't seen and there is this character (likely the protagonist) who says 'I don't know why everyone hates lazy people so much... We didn't even do anything.' And I can relate to that. Is that what this is? It's too easy for me and needs to be made arbitrarily difficult? Why? Why be an obstacle? And how are you going to meditate that process? Like, it was too easy for 'Catch me outside girl' to become famous. All she had to do was tell Dr. Phil and her mother to go fuck themselves. Bam! Free-Rider. Has a rap career that is predicated on her initial unearned fame. A million dollars. And what constitutes 'effort?' I don't know that I could explicitly write dialogue for a show if I tried but I can write dialogue in relationship to a topic and the dialogue is broadly applicable and can, therefore, be used in a variety of different settings. There is no reason for me not to be credited and, in a just world, I could be paid for it. Just because I'm not in the right place at the right time or I don't have the means to do something does not mean that I shouldn't be credited for my contribution.
And that's another problem if have with you 'I put myself in a position to be here' types. Did you? Did you really? I'm sure some people did but does your outcome DIRECTLY coincide with your INITIAL plan for success? If the answer is 'No' then, no. You didn't set yourself up for anything. If your plan was to be the world's best carpenter and you somehow end up being the most famous K-pop singer AND you are surprised by your our success; you did not set yourself up for anything. You were 'working hard' and then some stuff happened. And now you are doing a thing that makes more money than your initial plan, is objectively less difficult than your previous endeavors, and you have the fame to go along with it. That isn't setting yourself up. There is a disconnect between the hard work and your outcome and, shit, how to I put this?.... What you're doing is obfuscating the relationship between the former and the latter through a sort of conceptual slight of hand. For example:
Intended outcome
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Hard work-------Neutral/Perpetual/Failure
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Unexpected outcome
Where do you fall? 👆 Here is not what the words 'Setting myself up for success' mean. So, what constitutes a free-rider?"
Intended outcome
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Hard work-------Neutral/Perpetual/Failure
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Unexpected outcome
Where do you fall? 👆 Here is not what the words 'Setting myself up for success' mean. So, what constitutes a free-rider?"
by Hym Iam August 4, 2022
Get the Free-Ridermug. Hym "The face that no one sees a problem with this should be cause for concern for a lot of you. You only don't because you think it's too good to be you. But do I have a single sycophant? Maybe. Paul? Do I have a single sycophant? I donno."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
Get the A single sycophantmug. Didn't I fucking tell Elon to do that MONTHS AGO!? Is that fucking crazy? I told him to do that months ago and instead he has two test launches that both apparently blew up and he's just now getting around to getting the astronauts?
Hym "Why didn't you save the Nastronauts when I told you to retard? I had forgotten that I had even told you to do that. What the fuck took you so long? They had already been there for months and they had to wait 2 extra months. That's why your rockets are blowing up. And why I had to make the AI you gave retarded name. Retarded. I mean, it's OK to be retarded. There's nothing WRONG with being retarded. But retarded. I said do it months ago. You did nothing. I said what is happening to me was going to get your kids murdered. You did nothing. But coercing me into giving a shit about your kids was more important to you. Retarded."
by Hym Iam March 24, 2025
Get the Nastronautsmug. I don't feel that way. I see some chick crying because if she comes home without cigarettes her the man she chose to fuck instead of me is going to beat the shit out of her or I see Cassie getting dragged down a hallway know full well that she chose to fuck a known diddler... It makes it all better.
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
Get the No. I don't.mug.