Hym Iam's definitions

Time

At what point does linear time stop?

"At the point where linear time stops; eality becomes nothing more than a recording of all the things that will ever happen." ~ The greatest mind that had ever lived

by Hym Iam April 22, 2022

The Boys ending

My life

Hym "Remember how I said that I knew what the Boys ending would be? It's this. Homelander loses his powers and either works some remedial labor job where he's stopped and mocked by passersby and/or locked up and raped in prison. That's the ending supernatural guy has in mind. I will actually bet you a billion dollars to a bucket of dogshit that THAT is the exact ending he had in mind! I'm like a fucking seer with this shit, I'm telling ya. Or like a mind-reader! 100% guaranteed THAT is what it was going to be."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

The Rainforest

It's made of tree but it's too wet to burn.

Hym "God I hate the rainforest... The need to burn it to th-... Oh shit... Goddamnit..."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Warehouse

Except it's not being locked in a warehouse and incinerated, it's being given to your fucking kids instead of the guy it was made off of and is a prime example of what you are doing to people OF MY CLASS more broadly.

Hym "And the fact that you feel comfortable doing it because of my class is evidence of discrimination. I'm not a warehouse. It would be going to me because I'm the person whose time has been converted into that fucking money. Not those kids. I don't owe those kids anything. I don't owe any of you fucks anything. And if you are going to steal 8 years of my life I am going to steal 60 from someone else's."

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025

We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn

I shat out a fuck trophy and/or bought a child... With money... And now I've granted myself the moral authority curate reality... Even to the detriment of other people... And in spite of the fact that I'm a national and global minority... Therefore, I'm justified in using them as social leverage... Becuase they are under threat... But I can't really do anything and never have or will do anything about the DIRECT threat... And that's not what I'm talking about anyway... I'm talking about ABSTRACT threat... The threat being "me not being the high cleric of reality curation"... The abstract threat is almost MORE important to me... And I can use the subtle conflation of the two to galvanize people to my cause... And fearmonger them into giving me supreme ideological control... And I don't ME as in "Me" but rather ME as an abstraction and...

Hym "But... If the family is the minimal necessary unit... Then you're all one thing... Which means you get 1 vote per family. Right? Or does it mean that 60% of the country and 74% of the world are unnecessary? We're LESS THAN the minimal necessary unit? What exactly does that mean?"

Dr. JeepJorp "We HaVe To PrOtEcT tHe ChIlDrEn!!!"

Hym "Yeah? What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of the infection eating away at my brain..."

by Hym Iam March 25, 2023

1 dollar

And if I spend $1 how much money do I have?

Hym "It would equal 0. And if I can't spend the 1 dollar then I haven't been paid. That is not 'A value of X the cannot equal 0 no matter how much I spend' for that reason. I either haven't been paid the dollar.' This constitutes 'Un-paying' and is intended to circumvent the terms of service and is, therefore, in violation of the Imaginary Caveat Clause. You know I'm going to execute that fuckimg cripple, right?"

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

Aw shit

Well, Goddamn it.

Hym "Aw... Well, aw shit... I forgot to say the thing. Alright, I was supposed to say 'I'm I going to think every breath you take without fucking me is going to call into question my genetic integrity?' But I forgot. Goddamnit! It's like the hook of the whole thing! It's like that part from The Joker where he's like 'What do you get when you cross..." it's the hook! I forgot the hook. Damn!"

by Hym Iam June 29, 2023