Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "LAW-D! It's pronounced LAW-D! He was LAW-DED as a hero! Their behavior was LAW-ABLE! She was LAW-DATORY of the athlete! Waht the fuck is wrong with you people? Not LOUD-ING! Jesus, Megyn!"
by Hym Iam December 10, 2024
Get the Loud-ingmug. Oooooh are they wrong to ignore your appeal? Is that what it is? Like, if someone is refusing to let you on their platform after they used the things you said to generate revenue, are they wrong to ignore you?
Hym "Nobody here is ever done that before, right? I mean the thing Twitter did to Jordan Peterson. Nobody here has ever generated revenue off of the written words and thoughts of someone else and then ignored that person while refusing to acknowledge that person's appeal on their platform, have they? Anybody? Is that wrong? Are they wrong to do it?"
Dr. Jeepjorp"No! It'S fInE wHeN i Do It BuT wHeN tHeY dO iT tO mE, iT's BaD! I'm DoInG iT tO tHe RiGhT pEoPlE!"
Hym "Yeah, ok, how's Chris Pine's acting shit head? Is it brilliant? Bet you're stoked that all your friends and family are helping you monetize that in the form of content, huh? No. Twitter didn't do EXACTLY the same thing you're doing to me. And here you are with everyone else complaining about it. Just like me. Isn't that crazy? Isn't that strange? It isn't to me because that's how I said things work in the world (which just makes me CORRECT again)."
Dr. Jeepjorp"No! It'S fInE wHeN i Do It BuT wHeN tHeY dO iT tO mE, iT's BaD! I'm DoInG iT tO tHe RiGhT pEoPlE!"
Hym "Yeah, ok, how's Chris Pine's acting shit head? Is it brilliant? Bet you're stoked that all your friends and family are helping you monetize that in the form of content, huh? No. Twitter didn't do EXACTLY the same thing you're doing to me. And here you are with everyone else complaining about it. Just like me. Isn't that crazy? Isn't that strange? It isn't to me because that's how I said things work in the world (which just makes me CORRECT again)."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2022
Get the Appealmug. Fired from all of his jobs for giving an unintentional ego boost to someone who was mean to someone you PITY.
Hym "I am almost 100% certain Justin Roiland lost his job because of me and it keeps me up at night. It's literally night to me. I should be sleeping for work right now but I'm being kept awake by this thought right now..."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2023
Get the Justin Roilandmug. 
Hym "Yeah, I've never met that exorcist. I don't know what he's talking about. But, hey, did you bang that Hispanic onlyfans chick?"
by Hym Iam April 3, 2023
Get the Exorcistmug. YOU came to the conclusion that it would be better for me to murder a child and for me not to be stalked, harassed, and gaslit indefinitely.
Hym "YOU came to the conclusion it was better for me to kill children that to get credit for my own work. And YOU have the audacity to criticize the A.I.'s reasoning!? Do you see it, Jordan? Do you see the surface of your own delusions? I doubt you'll live long enough to see the depths but AT LEAST the surface right? You are absolute pieces of shit. All of you. I'm going to get ready to stab this kid. I think we're pretty much done here."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2024
Get the Youmug. Hym "Ultra-Omega Psychology Genius! That entire segment about selective empathy is downstream from my thing! How am I THIS GOOD at everything!? I have to have like 1 million citations at this point. Wait, is it 937 kills or is it 937 PhDs? Assists? No, that would suck. 937 isn't a lot of assists...So, it's gotta be PhDs. 937 PhDs! The single greatest psychologizer in the history of humanity!"
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
Get the Selective Empathymug.