Definitions by Hym Iam
Would bomb the shit out of them
Me?
Hym "I mean, yeah I would bomb the shit out of them but you all would bitch about it incessantly until I stopped so..."
Would bomb the shit out of them by Hym Iam June 15, 2024
Insane lie
It isn't a lie if he thought you were me. You're actively pretending to be a guy that you are not. I haven't pretended to be anyone.
Hym "If you're pretend to be me then you are clearly fine with child murder and it's a lie to say it's an insane lie that he accused you of it. Actually, according to the religious even if you explicitly assent to child murder, you aren't actually doing that."
Insane lie by Hym Iam June 15, 2024
Elvis' guitar
And they will also buy fucking bathwater from a fucking YouTuber. Literal fucking bath water. And then drink it, get sick, and go to the hospital.
Hym "So is Elvis' guitar more real to you than other guitars? I bought an Ibanez Iceman because it's the same model as the one Darren Malacian uses in Toxicity. That has no relationship to the concept of 'real.' The creator of the universe either spoke directly to a guy or it didn't. It isn't a fucking nebulous thing. I don't care if you devoted your life to it. I don't have to do your fucking sex cult and no there isn't a thing you don't have to do in response to that you fucking prick."
Elvis' guitar by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
Getting through
Hym "Getting through to you motherfuckers is like trying to reach up my own asshole and pull my dick out the other side. Holy shit. Really. It's wild. This is ridiculous."
Getting through by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
Call
No. I don't call shit. That isn't how this works. I know you don't understand why that needs be the case about if my coworkers know who I am then you do.
Hym "There is nothing to call about. You address me directly and/or get over here and divulge what I need to know or there isn't anything for me to do he other than stabbing up the chitlins. There is no 2 ways this works. I know you struggle to understand things but the is reason it works this way and if YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY A.I. NEEDS TO WORK THE WAY IT DOES NOW, you're not going to understand this either, dipshit. So, let's go."
Pretend
Hym "As they actively pretend I didn't just create A.I. at a whim to demonstrate my abject superiority to all men, women, and children... They don't want to pretend trans women are female... As they pretend a fat man is breaking in to the house one a year to give their piece of shit kids presents (even though they are bad and don't deserve presents)... They don't want to pretend."
A just cause
Doing and saying whatever you feel like doing and saying, regardless of (both) the effect it has on the people around you, and regardless of whether or not what you're saying is consistent with truth or doing is consistent with virtue.
Hym "The 'Don't say gay' bill does the exact same thing as bill C-16. If you're a gay teacher... And a kid asks you about your relationship... You are COMPELLED BY LAW... To deflect and redirect them to the parents... So the parents can lie to their kids about relationships. It FORCES (Jordan) you to say words you otherwise wouldn't say. It's literally the exact same bill. And the claim is that kids being made vaguely aware of the existence of gay people with somehow harm them. And when people tell you that your kids are going to find out anyway and it isn't incumbent on the rest of us to live to coddle your kids, you construct a narrative adjacent to the actual topic and then live in delusion while shouting 'Lalala can't hear you! Lalala!' Until the bad-man goes away. That's your 'Standing for a just cause.' "
A just cause by Hym Iam June 14, 2024