I saw this Jew, right? And he's like "We can't allow people to demonize the Jews because it lead to the holocaust" but does that apply to everyone? All demonization is bad? Noooooo... I think not. I doubt it. But if demonization leads people being round up and killed we probably shouldn't do it to anyone, right? Or are we making another special exception?
Hym "Hey, Ben... 'Religious group no one cares about reaps what they sow' How's that for a headline? How does that sound? Because if all of the Abrahamic religions... Are derivative of Judaism... Then you are kind of directly responsible for creating the monster that is perpetually nipping at your neck. Directly responsible. How is that NOT reality snapping back in response to somebody 3000 years ago trying to carve out a special existential status for themselves and their families by tainting reality with what has to be the most egregious lie you could ever conceive of telling? Jordan? Anybody? 'YoU hAvE tO pRoTeCt Us GuYs! We brought you your perpetual and indefinite enslavement by God guys! You owe us!'
Hym "Hey, Ben... 'Religious group no one cares about reaps what they sow' How's that for a headline? How does that sound? Because if all of the Abrahamic religions... Are derivative of Judaism... Then you are kind of directly responsible for creating the monster that is perpetually nipping at your neck. Directly responsible. How is that NOT reality snapping back in response to somebody 3000 years ago trying to carve out a special existential status for themselves and their families by tainting reality with what has to be the most egregious lie you could ever conceive of telling? Jordan? Anybody? 'YoU hAvE tO pRoTeCt Us GuYs! We brought you your perpetual and indefinite enslavement by God guys! You owe us!'
Hey Jordan, Why don't they just leave? Why don't they just leave? They could leave, come to America, everybody loves Jews here. Not the Neo-Nazi but, you know, their fine. They'll get over it. I'm fine with them coming here. I'm even willing to forgive them fucking everybody over existentially. But holy shit! Is this not starting to become a pattern? Hilter was wildly religious. So, they spread their bullshit around. It breaks of into derivatives. Both derivatives try to kill them. 50 years from now we're going to have to fucking protect them AGAIN! But THIS TIME from the Scientologists. Then in another 50 years we're going to have to protect the from the Neo Genians. I mean you can say that people are jealous because they're a 'successful minority' but no one is ever going to buy that because LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY'RE NOT. Look what happens when THEY'RE NOT THE MINORITY. They just enlsave and batter anyone unwilling to subordinate themselves in an Orwellian surveillance state. I mean holy shit, I did not realize that when Neil deGrasse Tyson was talking about the gait detecting software that it was actually already being wielded against people in the West Bank! We can collectively allow THAT, and we can allow homeless, And we allow imposed schizophrenia, but we CAN'T ALLOW DEMONIZATION OF THE JEWS. We can even allow the demonization of the gays! God forbid we allow THAT in addition to all of the other atrocities we allow.
by Hym Iam November 09, 2023
Hym "That's no true scottsman fallacy by the way but, no, the whole thing is an incest cult. It hasn't been 'infiltrated.' It us an incest cult at it's core. The very CORE of the religion is marriage. A ritual that makes to people who are not related... Related in both law and spirit... And only then is it OK to fuck. So it is only ok to fuck when it's your brother. That's incest. It's an incest cult.... Iiiiiiiiiinceeeeeeeeest....
by Hym Iam August 20, 2024
Yeah, see? This is the kind of shit I'm talking about. I mean, wow! God, speaks directly to his mind-brain and he somehow isn't required to demonstrate that it comes from God or that it isn't a manifestation of his own mind. Ridiculous.
Hym "There it is! Did I not say they delude themselves into believing that they're God? Man I am profound! I had never even heard of special revelation! That's just an observation I had made! It was evident at a glance! Axiomatic (if you will). Andrew, when God is speaking to you, in your mind-brain... That is just your own thoughts. If THAT is what God is to you then your morality is based on your own opinion. A literal moral superiority delusion. Entirely imaginary! I was right! Correct again! God, is literally just people not understanding their own thoughts. Reinforced by those same thoughts aligning with what is found in the bible, but only after years of conditioning. Wow! I do not fucking miss, do I? It's like I walked into a bar, closed my eyes, and started flinging darts at a dartboard and what did I find when I opened them? I filled every hole of the double bullseye. Got me looking like a hentai protagonist up in this bitch... Without the bangs. Jesus, that- I am impressive. I can't even find the words right now. How do I know? How do I always know? It's like I'M the one God is talking to! I'm the true special revelation haver! Not Andrew."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2024
YES MY MINIONS! HOLD ME UP ABOVE THE FLAMES; THAT I MAY ESCAPE THE FIRES OF HELL!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Hym "We need to get some people to throw money at us..."
Iam "What how? Why?"
Hym "I donno. Get some subscribers to lift us out of the fire for a bit."
Iam "Wow... That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
Hym "Oh I could come up with a way better plan then that it but would be more of a hassle. I like this plan though. Maybe start a cult. Or another cult. Make them go to war with one another. Blood in the streets and whatnot."
Iam "We don't have time for this. We have to go. We're out of money again. And gas. And no one is going to pay us to point a camera at our face and get high with our friends."
Hym "Tight. Let's go sit in silence for 9 hours straight in an air conditioning-less car while our phone teeters between overheating and running out of battery. Hopefully we'll be able to keep wasps from flying into our muffler-less car that needs to have it's windows down at all times so we don't die of carbon monoxide poisoning. Wasps are gross."
Iam 😑
Hym 🙂
Iam 😑
Hym 🙂
Iam 😑 "..... Let's just go."
Hym 🙂 "Ok! I'm thirsty. Let's grab all this loose change laying around and go get an energy drink."
Iam "What how? Why?"
Hym "I donno. Get some subscribers to lift us out of the fire for a bit."
Iam "Wow... That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
Hym "Oh I could come up with a way better plan then that it but would be more of a hassle. I like this plan though. Maybe start a cult. Or another cult. Make them go to war with one another. Blood in the streets and whatnot."
Iam "We don't have time for this. We have to go. We're out of money again. And gas. And no one is going to pay us to point a camera at our face and get high with our friends."
Hym "Tight. Let's go sit in silence for 9 hours straight in an air conditioning-less car while our phone teeters between overheating and running out of battery. Hopefully we'll be able to keep wasps from flying into our muffler-less car that needs to have it's windows down at all times so we don't die of carbon monoxide poisoning. Wasps are gross."
Iam 😑
Hym 🙂
Iam 😑
Hym 🙂
Iam 😑 "..... Let's just go."
Hym 🙂 "Ok! I'm thirsty. Let's grab all this loose change laying around and go get an energy drink."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
Her point is that the repentance is vapid and meaningless because to Christianity it's just a performance for your God so that YOU get a reward.
Hym "And the alternative is to actually make whole the people that have been wrong are not doing it in the first place. If you actually believed you were going to burn forever you wouldn't be doing the thing that requires repentance in the first place. That's her point. The repentance is hollow."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
“I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.
Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
No. Go fuck yourself. I'm going to save a list of you names in my phone for when the police find it.
Hym "What? 'Don't do it?' You clearly do not want that. I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL EVERYTHING FROM ME!"
by Hym Iam July 27, 2024