Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Because then it's just the thing I said and not the thing you said. You don't have to admit you're not selecting on personality so you don't havebto be full of shit and YOUR personality is bipedal, sentient turd you fuck-ass clown. Give it up with your everything is nebulous attraction bullshit or do an actual audit of the people you're actually fuck and all of the confounding variables."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
Get the Attractionmug. I mean.... You said they were lawsuits and now you're saying they're "equivalent to lawsuits". So... You called them lawsuits because you wanted people to think that they were lawsuits even though that they are NOT lawsuits. Not very precise in your speech there, buddy. Or maybe that's what you mean! THAT'S IT!!! By "Be precise in your speech" he means "Use your words in a way that allows you to controll how what you're saying is interpreted, RATHER THAN what you actually mean"
Hym "They are either lawsuits or they're not. You clearly want people to think they are lawsuits so you lead with the claim that they are lawsuits and then as you reveal more information you dial it back into something MORE TRUE than your original statement. See, Bertrand Russel's criticism of Socrates."
by Hym Iam January 29, 2023
Get the Lawsuitsmug. I said that initially you bitch. I said that initially and it wasn’t good enough for you. And after I said it, ONLY THEN, did you take it upon yourself to hoist me by my own petard.
Hym “ ‘Why are you grateful?’ That’s what he asked isn’t it? So fucking blind to your own hypocrisy it’s vomit inducing. I even apologized. Nothing other than letting you take credit it for the NOT YOU parts will ever be good enough. Do I also get to fuck you? No? Your husband does it. Since it okay for him to do it, it must be ok for me, right? Because his actions set a precedent for what I can do? It’s a xerox of a xerox. It isn’t the same. You’re attributing motive and intent and then you’re acting out that motive and intent (that I didn’t actually have in the first place. It’s something you’ve projected onto me) against me. Out of spite. Which is EXACTLY what I said you would do. You never cease to prove me right. I saw through it (Sharingan). You’re ethic. Your values. It’s nothing more than a company mission statement. You don’t actually act it out. Ever. As a matter of fact. I’ve worked dozens of jobs and I’ve never once seen anyone act out that bullshit (in its entirety) even once. You’re perfectly fine imposing your bullshit ethic on me but as soon as you’ve been wronged you throw it out the window and adopt mine?
Hym “ ‘Why are you grateful?’ That’s what he asked isn’t it? So fucking blind to your own hypocrisy it’s vomit inducing. I even apologized. Nothing other than letting you take credit it for the NOT YOU parts will ever be good enough. Do I also get to fuck you? No? Your husband does it. Since it okay for him to do it, it must be ok for me, right? Because his actions set a precedent for what I can do? It’s a xerox of a xerox. It isn’t the same. You’re attributing motive and intent and then you’re acting out that motive and intent (that I didn’t actually have in the first place. It’s something you’ve projected onto me) against me. Out of spite. Which is EXACTLY what I said you would do. You never cease to prove me right. I saw through it (Sharingan). You’re ethic. Your values. It’s nothing more than a company mission statement. You don’t actually act it out. Ever. As a matter of fact. I’ve worked dozens of jobs and I’ve never once seen anyone act out that bullshit (in its entirety) even once. You’re perfectly fine imposing your bullshit ethic on me but as soon as you’ve been wronged you throw it out the window and adopt mine?
Congratulations. I’m you moral paragon now. You’re acting out my moral system instead of your own. What I did is that exact opposite of what you’re doing. I was wronged so I abandoned yours. You can’t be a hero and a victim? Martin Luther king was assassinated. Jesus crucified. Joan of Arc? Burned at the stake. Veterans? Abandon by the state? John wick? Victim of a break-in that justified a merciless killing spree. Can’t be both hero and villain? Fight club. The fact that he his both hero and villain is the premise of the movie. Shit Jujutsu Kaisen. Itadori is both the main protagonist and antagonist. You need me to be the bad guy. Because if I’m not, you lives are a lie. WHICH I ALSO SAID! You don’t get more right about ANYTHING than I am right now. It’s not even a CLAIM! I’m not claiming anything. You’re doing the thing I said you were doing and you’re justifying it HOW I SAID YOU WOULD JUSTIFY IT! Nah. You know what they added to the company mission statements now? Do you? No retaliation clause. You get shit on, you just have to take it. And that’s what you’re doing. Retaliating to retaliation. That’s what makes what you’re doing different from what I did.
by Hym Iam October 20, 2022
Get the Nahmug. Hym "I miss spears..."
Iam "How do you mean?"
Hym "Well, I'm thinking about our impending demise at the hands of the horde and I think 'they're probably going to use a knife or a gun or something'. But what ever happened to spears? Just think about how many people have been killed by spears. At a certain point, people just stopped using spears to kill people. It's likely that, from this point in time onwards, no one will ever be killed by a spear again. It's a waste. It's a waste of a perfectly good weapon."
Iam "Eh... Maybe they'll poison us 🤷"
Hym "Yeah.... It's still not as good as spears... Or a halberd... There aren't any good 'inbetween' weapons. It's all just guns and missiles. Whatever happened to railguns? Is someone working on that? Someone needs to hurry up."
Iam "They could bludgeon us to death with one of those 'extendo-staff' things. That'd be cool."
Hym "Don't be ridiculous. No one actually bought those things. And it's not the same as a spear."
Iam "Oh! Hey! They could program a Tesla to come and (autonomously) kill us! It you be like that 'Christine' movie!"
Hym "OHO! That's actually great!"
Iam "How do you mean?"
Hym "Well, I'm thinking about our impending demise at the hands of the horde and I think 'they're probably going to use a knife or a gun or something'. But what ever happened to spears? Just think about how many people have been killed by spears. At a certain point, people just stopped using spears to kill people. It's likely that, from this point in time onwards, no one will ever be killed by a spear again. It's a waste. It's a waste of a perfectly good weapon."
Iam "Eh... Maybe they'll poison us 🤷"
Hym "Yeah.... It's still not as good as spears... Or a halberd... There aren't any good 'inbetween' weapons. It's all just guns and missiles. Whatever happened to railguns? Is someone working on that? Someone needs to hurry up."
Iam "They could bludgeon us to death with one of those 'extendo-staff' things. That'd be cool."
Hym "Don't be ridiculous. No one actually bought those things. And it's not the same as a spear."
Iam "Oh! Hey! They could program a Tesla to come and (autonomously) kill us! It you be like that 'Christine' movie!"
Hym "OHO! That's actually great!"
by Hym Iam May 1, 2022
Get the Spearsmug. Hym "Nothing is going to change because if Mentally retarded YouTube GARBAGE (Who are all COINCIDENTALLY IN THERAPY) can't do future crime on the basis of free speech then it's better to just let the kids die. Here's the choice Megyn: I sue my place of work for the harassment the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia OR Child murder? Which one do you pick? There are 2 options. The choice is binary and I can hear you trying to make up a 3rd choice in your head and DID NOT NOR WILL IT EVER stop people from murdering your kids. The ONLY thing that will EVER work is A case by case approach that removes the IMPETUS for the child murder. You chose child murder. You chose it every single day. You want the kids to die and no amount of internet bloviating or tough talk or shows of force is going to keep those fucking kids alive because until you remove the thing I would theoretically kill them over, I have all the motivation in the world. This is what I mean when I say that you're all retarded. The is no such thing as nebulous craziness that make people murder kids. It doesn't exist. But you ARE IN FACT stalking and harassing me and if I don't get justice your kids will get injustice. Just stop LYING. It's that easy. Stop trying to enforce your uppity breeder self-importance by proxy. Do the thing I told you to do."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
Get the Nothing is going to changemug. Ooooooooooohoho!
Hym "Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Corrected. He didn't catch a break or anything he worked suuuuper-duper hard. And his daughter's a fuckable now. Some of them. And the age difference between Joe Rogan and me is the same as the age difference between him and his wife!"
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
Get the Joe Rogan Doesn't Like Being Correctedmug. A negative emotion.... That somehow has nothing to do with the negative emotion dimension of personality.... Somehow....
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
Get the Guiltmug.