Hym Iam's definitions

If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals

*There is no transcendant meaning blahblahblah Jordan Peterson rhetoric

Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

BOOOOOOO

Motherfucker, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Hym "BOOOOOOO! Nobody want to hear that shit! BOOOOOOOOO! Prices down, now! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

by Hym Iam August 29, 2025

DoorDash

Bullshit. Zorhan doesn't know what he's talking about.

Hym "DoorDash neither rewards not punishes you on the basis of delivery times. Aside from the natural byproduct of being able to deliver more orders per hour the faster you go, you can take as long as you want. It isn't like Amazon where you have to piss in a bottle because if you don't meet a certain deadline you get fired."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2025

Specificity

Is that what it was? I don't know if that sounded like GENERALIZED statements about "dating and being a business owner." Sounded like "contextualized statements specifically about RECRUITMENT"

Hym "You sure? I mean, if it doesn't have anything to do with the case at hand... then saying this won't have an effect on anything... So... You sure the specificity of the statements doesn't make it NOT that? Heheheh... You sure you weren't trying to prove that the thing I said was correct? That if you can fuck them you can do whatever you want to them UP TO AND INCLUDING getting them to make you an inordinate amount of money with greater ease then every man on the planet? Maybe slap them around a little bit in the bedroom? Huh? Heheheheheheh... How would you say it differently? I mean... What you were trying to say in the video? How would you have said it? Would you have said 'A guy on urban dictionary told me how to make millions of dollars without any real effort so just did that and I made my first million exactly 1 year after he said it?' is that what you would have said? How about 'See, if you make em nut, then, you can (kind of) subtlety convince them to leave their FAMILY (which I care so much about) and turn them into little money factories and if you stack up enough of them you get 1 million dollars for little more than having a fat cock?' Is that how you would have said it? Eheheheheheh... This is fun. You're a fun guy Andy. Heh... I love being right. It really is my favorite thing. Lucky for me, Dr. Phil hasn't gotten a hold of me. I'd be in a rape farm. That wouldn't be fun. Alright. Love ya buhbye!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Anthony Starr

Great! I just read an article on his and Kripke's thoughts on "the mirror scene" that I clearly wrote and wasn't paid for... But they're probably right! Very astute! Very good.

Hym "HEY! Anthony Starr! Very astute! You're correct but in reverse! I am the knee-jerk allergic reaction to your humanity..."

Iam "And I am the epinephrine that keeps us alive... For example..."

Hym "Look this fucking guy! WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG!? YEP. YEP. YEP. Just give me your money! JUST GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! YEP! BYE! THANK YOU! JESUS CHRIST!" 😤

Iam "It's fine... We shouldn't be thinking like that... He's just trying to live his life... We don't know what he's dealing with..." *sigh*

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

Where will you be

And I'm quoting myself here "It makes you hate yourself... It makes you hate your family..."

Hym "Where will you be when it happens? In the comfort of your own home. Watching TV with your wife? Will your inability to protect your kids from what is happening to me, cost you your own life? Or like in the case of the Waukesha stabbing, with it be at the hands of your child? This is why you just do what I tell you to do."

by Hym Iam April 17, 2025

You

Not me

Some random "Is it ok if I do this to him?"

Hym "No. YOU can't. I can. You're a shit turd and I'm the greatest. I can do that thing."

Some random"Why is it ok for you to do that and not me?"

Hym "Does he quote you?"

Some Random Guy "......."

Hym "Exactly. You quote him. He quotes Hym. You, stop being a smart ass."

Some random guy ".........."

Iam "I'm... Look, don't... You can't argue with Hym when he gets like this. I'm sorry."

Hym "Yes, you're sorry! YOU'RE sorry. I'm never sorry."

by Hym Iam April 7, 2022