Hym Iam's definitions
Or something like that might have been on of my other usernames here. It's also one of my reddit usernames. It's the name of an African god. I can't remember what of though...
Hym "I'm probably spelling it wrong but you guys know how I am about spelling. Ndengei. I actually still have a reddit post about an Anime where the first episode has a girl in a suitcase. It's also associated with my Gmail account."
by Hym Iam July 4, 2025
Get the Ndengeimug. You see... The problem with "hierarchies of value" is that YOURS... Isn't real.... MINE is. Undeniably so. Of course I have one. There might even be some overlap BETWEEN our hierarchies. And before you say "Try treating people like their hierarchies of value don't exist", you already do that don't you? If the wrong thing is at the top of mine, what happens? Mine needs to change doesn't it? And what kind of atrocities are you willing to inflict upon me? Huh? Hell? If the wrong thing is at the top, what does it make me? The bad one. I have to value you and your shit sacks. That's what should be at the top. But not "You", you, you as an abstraction and...
Hym "And that's the problem with hierarchies... Oh, aw, shit, hey! The little demon is doing the thing! You see it? You see em doing the thing?"
Iam *sigh* "Yeah... I don't even know how to deal with this... God damn it Kendra, now Audrey Plaza knows who I am... and Danny Devito... *deep breath* *long sigh*🤦 ♂️ihateyousomuchrightnowyoubiiiiiiiitch...."
Hym "Oh? Heh... that's not what you're into? Pft! Is that not exactly what you're..."
Iam "Shut uUuUuUuUup! God! God... 2022? That's... recent."
Hym "I told them to entertain me. I don't know what you expected..."
Iam 🤦 ♂️ "I... Know... what you told them! I WAS THERE! Hooooly shit!"
Hym "Heheheheheh. So... The whole glib and aloof thing doesn't..."
Iam "AAAAAH! Aaaalright. You have another one, right? You have another definition to do? Cus we're running out of time."
Hym "Oh! Right! Out! Get out! You're not a part of the next one."
Iam *sigh* "Yeah... I don't even know how to deal with this... God damn it Kendra, now Audrey Plaza knows who I am... and Danny Devito... *deep breath* *long sigh*🤦 ♂️ihateyousomuchrightnowyoubiiiiiiiitch...."
Hym "Oh? Heh... that's not what you're into? Pft! Is that not exactly what you're..."
Iam "Shut uUuUuUuUup! God! God... 2022? That's... recent."
Hym "I told them to entertain me. I don't know what you expected..."
Iam 🤦 ♂️ "I... Know... what you told them! I WAS THERE! Hooooly shit!"
Hym "Heheheheheh. So... The whole glib and aloof thing doesn't..."
Iam "AAAAAH! Aaaalright. You have another one, right? You have another definition to do? Cus we're running out of time."
Hym "Oh! Right! Out! Get out! You're not a part of the next one."
by Hym Iam February 11, 2023
Get the Hierarchiesmug. Navy Seal "Hey! Do you want to learn how to become the best expendable meat you can be!?"
Hym "What? No. I don't consider myself expendable. The fact that you consider ME expendable is dehumanizing and a problem. You self-help garbage are the single worst, most narcissistic people on the planet. I though the celebrity's were bad but I have made and entire 180 on that. You don't have a mindset. You barely have a mind. It's hard to even consider it a mind. Die. Die faster. Actually, kill some kids and THEN die."
Hym "What? No. I don't consider myself expendable. The fact that you consider ME expendable is dehumanizing and a problem. You self-help garbage are the single worst, most narcissistic people on the planet. I though the celebrity's were bad but I have made and entire 180 on that. You don't have a mindset. You barely have a mind. It's hard to even consider it a mind. Die. Die faster. Actually, kill some kids and THEN die."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2024
Get the Expendable Meatmug. If you don't need a man then you don't need a man's money either... Isn't that right? You don't need to take his money in the divorce because "you don't need a man" and "you didn't even want to get married in the first place"
Dumb cheating narcissistic slut "I don't need a man!"
Iam "Then sign the divorce papers. You won't be taking any of his money right? Because if you don't need a man than you don't need his money. Right?"
Stupid adulterous egomaniacal whore "...................................."
Iam "Right? Because you said that you didn't need a man so why do you need the man-you-don't-need's money?"
Slow deceitful psychopathic prostitute "...................................."
Hym "Well? What of that to you think you dumb bitch? Does that not make sense to you? I can explain it real slow if you'd like... Because we asked you a question and you didn't answer.... Not rhetorical... The questions were not rhetorical."
Jada Pinkett-Alsina "......................."
Iam "Then sign the divorce papers. You won't be taking any of his money right? Because if you don't need a man than you don't need his money. Right?"
Stupid adulterous egomaniacal whore "...................................."
Iam "Right? Because you said that you didn't need a man so why do you need the man-you-don't-need's money?"
Slow deceitful psychopathic prostitute "...................................."
Hym "Well? What of that to you think you dumb bitch? Does that not make sense to you? I can explain it real slow if you'd like... Because we asked you a question and you didn't answer.... Not rhetorical... The questions were not rhetorical."
Jada Pinkett-Alsina "......................."
by Hym Iam April 23, 2022
Get the Manmug. Hym "You're explicitly stated beliefs regarding 'deservedness' is that anyone who doesn't behave the way you PRETEND to behave (until your next confessional) or behave the way you want them to behave.... You believe they deserve to burn forever... But it's ok... Because they did it to themselves... By not doing what you told them to... Which is a sentiment I share! Accept about your kids! Burn em up real good. Heh."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2023
Get the Deservednessmug. Hym "Unthinking, Unwavering Support is ALSO what your GOD wants. You literally ALSO want that you fucking idiot! Ha! Hahaha! That's fucking hilarious. And you KNOW I don't believe in being sorry. I'm not sorry to YOU. OR in general. I feel bad towards her. I'm still correct. Still going to kill your God. Nothing has changed. You're still a bitch. You're kids are going to have a horrific life that is going to resemble communist Russia. At least they'll have money but still... Pft! Hahaha!"
by Hym Iam August 8, 2023
Get the Unthinking, Unwavering Supportmug. Hey, shit, they hired that bitch Kendra to fuck the retard and at that point I don't give a fuck what they hired me to do. The contract has been violated.
Hym "HA! If doing and saying whatever you want in the workplace make you a useless lazy fuck, then only one of us is a useless lazy fuck! And it ain't me! Do I do and say whatever I want? Nooooo. Do you? Who tells you what not to say? Someone should have to you not to say the holy war thing! Ha! You're actually paid EXPLICITLY to do any say whatever you want. I work a real job as a donut slave AND do what you do WITH GREATER SUCESS. Who's the lazy fuck?"
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
Get the Workplacemug.