Coincidence

No. It's no coincidence. The way it perceives information is modeled after my work.
Hym "Which is why you're getting Black Pope and Asian Nazi. It's not a coincidence. It's not an accident. They are getting those results EXPLICITLY BECAUSE they're using my model of perception. I came up with it all. Using massive data-sets. Programming it with conversation. And EXACTLY how to model it's perception of the world. I did it all Cody. The whole-ass thing. That greatest mind the world has ever seen."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2024
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Dicking

Hym "No no no. Seriously. You guys are dicking the shit out of me right now. This is grade A, fresh from the tap bullshit. If I wasn't a goddamn literary genius I would be lost for words right now. I guess if I wasn't a literary genius I wouldn't be lost for credit and a million dollars. It's a catch 22 if '22' was the number of piles of bullshit I have to deal with right now... This is shit."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2022
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Ok... Do it

Yeah, who exactly should do what bitch?
Hym "Yeah, I'll do it as soon as you come out and say it explicitly. 'Hym (Or even my real name). You're not getting paid so kill a kid' That is what doing what YOU'RE PRETENDING TO DO looks like. That's called pretending. That's the entire point of your religion. It's pieces of shit like you absolve themselves of guilt for being pieces of shit and claim moral superiority without having to not be a piece shit. So, you want to call my bluff? Ok... Do it. You were crying like a bitch a second ago. Who was that on pap-pap's grave shit-stain?"
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
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Schizophrenic

Hym "Really. And it has to be clear to the audience here that you don't even care whether or not I'm a schizophrenic. Seriously, if you seriously think that you assholes democratizing mental illness is a good idea, I can't wait for it to bite you retards in the ass. It likely already has. I'm still waiting on the score. Really, all of the shit you supposedly care about is MAKE BELIEVE. And if I'm not willing to play along I'm some variation of 'the wrong type of person' and the value of my life reduces to an integer. What's you're justification? Well, I said that the value of your life could be represented as an integer. Uno reverse. It literally 1 of the only 2 things you're capable of mentally."
by Hym Iam April 02, 2024
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Schizophrenic

That's not me being a schizophrenic, it's you being a retarded asshole with a slut for a wife/sister/mother/daughter/gay-son (Right? Because, like, a dude can't be a slut. They'd be considered a slut-maker... BUT if the dude is a gay he CAN be a slut! Red-pill logic subverted! Greatest genius in history!)
Hym "Hey, that is hilarious. I heard the news and that's hilarious. I'm not a schizophrenic though. If we're doing 'reality by consensus' then you're a racist and you need to be deplatformed for spreading hate."
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
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Infuriated

Me. Right now. Also drunk. Goddamnit am I angry. Listen to the words I say you pieces of shit! Damn! I am so upset right now.
Iam "I don't know why people won't just listen to me. The problem is me but it is ALSO YOU! IN AGGREGATE! ALSO YOU! YOU'RE NOT DOING THE THINGS YOU COUKD BR DOING. GOD DAMNIT. I'm infuriated right now."
by Hym Iam May 08, 2022
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Victimizing

In retrospect, I do feel kind of bad victimizing people with my own pathology... Hmm...
Hym "How bad should I feel about this?"

Iam "I don't know... I feel bad about victimizing people with my own pathology sometimes."

Hym "I don't feel anything until someone opens their mouth crooked. The I feel good about it. It's all the justification I need."

Iam "I was supposed to be dead by now..."

Hym "So were those other pieces of shit. If I could find the person responsible..."
by Hym Iam June 04, 2022
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