No it’s not commenting.
Hym “No no no motherfucker. It’s not commenting on my comments about you. Regardless about how you feel about me you’re PROMULGATING my ideas. You’re promulgating my ideas, telling my jokes, and the people who are actually commenting are telling you how brilliant and funny I am. You’re actors are portraying me or reading the dialogue I’ve written. The episodes are getting better ratings and the movies are making more money. That’s not a comment bitch. I don’t have to watch and you don’t have to repeat the shit I write. Because what I wrote is so something you’re willing to lend your credibility to. Ann’s what is the actual difference between the comment section and the video? Other than the credibility you lend to the ideas you push. Nothing.
Hym “No no no motherfucker. It’s not commenting on my comments about you. Regardless about how you feel about me you’re PROMULGATING my ideas. You’re promulgating my ideas, telling my jokes, and the people who are actually commenting are telling you how brilliant and funny I am. You’re actors are portraying me or reading the dialogue I’ve written. The episodes are getting better ratings and the movies are making more money. That’s not a comment bitch. I don’t have to watch and you don’t have to repeat the shit I write. Because what I wrote is so something you’re willing to lend your credibility to. Ann’s what is the actual difference between the comment section and the video? Other than the credibility you lend to the ideas you push. Nothing.
You point a camera at your face and comment on everything you’ve seen or heard recently. Insert random guest star. It’s hardly any different from reading the super-chats on a twitch stream. Well, there is one difference. Status. You have more of it so you saying things matters more than me saying things. You all pretend to care so much about free speech but you consider any words spoken by a non-elite a waste of breath. Me doing this is ‘a waste of time’ not because you’re not doing the exact same thing but because it only matters when you do it. I’m less real. Just like all of your other ‘fans.’ It’s my job to be pleasant and shower you with praise for your self-evident superiority to me. Or shut up and don’t watch. That’s my role. Give me your currency or leave. Ope, but don’t cancel you! Gotta keep you up there above me. It’s wrong for me to drag you down here but it’s necessary for you to keep me where I am. And that’s all it will ever be. Not for you. Not for your slut daughters. But for the people who only matter in theory. It’s more than just commenting.”
by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
Ohohohohohoho! Maybe not a charlatan! Are we starting to believe the things we say? Because I was going to go on a about how meritocracy isn't real and use myself as evidence... You know? Cause of all the blatant and public exploitation? But that might no longer be necessary! I don't have a bank account so just bring a briefcase full of money.
Hym "OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! Oh!? Is the world-changing, genius philosopher your co-writer now!? Is that was makes your book so deep? Because it was co-written by the Mariana trench in human form? Hohohohohohoho! You're a lucky guy! To have the world's greatest mind on retainer like that. Maybe I was wrong about you!"
Iam "You forgot the 'convenient excuse' part..."
Hym "Huh? Oh! Ah shit! Yeah, Autism would be a super convenient excuse for my behavior. Untouchable! Beyond contempt! Above scrutiny! Better than everyone! Ahahahahahaha!"
Iam "You forgot the 'convenient excuse' part..."
Hym "Huh? Oh! Ah shit! Yeah, Autism would be a super convenient excuse for my behavior. Untouchable! Beyond contempt! Above scrutiny! Better than everyone! Ahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam January 03, 2023
Hym "Yeah, see, but you're not communist about YOUR children... You're communist about children in general. Look at Matt's little Catholic dwarf conniption fit over the drag queens. Are they subjecting your kids to sex, Matt? Or are they subjecting your kids to men dressed like clown-women? Because I don't think of sex when I see drag queens Matt. You know what I though the last time I saw a drag queen? I thought 'Is that Ru Paul's drag race?... Oh, yup. That's still coming out with episodes?' And then I went outside and ate some gummy worms and had a cigarette. And I didn't think about drag queens again until now. Your kids are home schooled. So the kids you're talking about aren't even yours! I mean, coming from a guy who obsesses over the idea of other people imposing their worldview on his kids, you sure do like imposing your worldview on other people's kids. And in the form of jailing drag queens no less! That's nuts! You're a fucking nut job! You know, you guys didn't seem this crazy back in 2017. This got very dystopian very quickly."
by Hym Iam January 07, 2023
Doing and saying whatever you feel like doing and saying, regardless of (both) the effect it has on the people around you, and regardless of whether or not what you're saying is consistent with truth or doing is consistent with virtue.
Hym "The 'Don't say gay' bill does the exact same thing as bill C-16. If you're a gay teacher... And a kid asks you about your relationship... You are COMPELLED BY LAW... To deflect and redirect them to the parents... So the parents can lie to their kids about relationships. It FORCES (Jordan) you to say words you otherwise wouldn't say. It's literally the exact same bill. And the claim is that kids being made vaguely aware of the existence of gay people with somehow harm them. And when people tell you that your kids are going to find out anyway and it isn't incumbent on the rest of us to live to coddle your kids, you construct a narrative adjacent to the actual topic and then live in delusion while shouting 'Lalala can't hear you! Lalala!' Until the bad-man goes away. That's your 'Standing for a just cause.' "
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
How I treat people is nor has it ever been a variable in what you are doing to me. How I have spoken about you is perfectly commensurate with what you are. You are with holding information from me because YOU want YOUR life to be consequential to ME and because YOU KNOW that YOU are incapable of doing so any other way.
Hym "And thus I refuse to pretend for you to make you feel consequential. I will treat people with the complete disinterest and distain your inconsequential life warrants. I, on the otherhand, am THE MOST CONSEQUENTIAL SUBJECTIVITY that will exist from now until the extinction of the human race. YOU are not. And what you are doing to me is reflective of that FACT. You aim to steal my future for your kids and that is, in fact, what you have been doing since we developed consciousness.
Hym "And thus I refuse to pretend for you to make you feel consequential. I will treat people with the complete disinterest and distain your inconsequential life warrants. I, on the otherhand, am THE MOST CONSEQUENTIAL SUBJECTIVITY that will exist from now until the extinction of the human race. YOU are not. And what you are doing to me is reflective of that FACT. You aim to steal my future for your kids and that is, in fact, what you have been doing since we developed consciousness.
You did it to Nietzsche. You did it to Dostoevsky. You did it to Tesla. And you will continue to do it for as long as you are allowed to continue to delude yourselves. I was right to threaten Randall James Bowker's kid for what they were doing to me. It took 15 years for me to see the effect it would have but I was right all along. I was right to violate Noah Kroll's privacy for violating my privacy. Privacy that I still do not have to this day. I was right to condemn the YouTube filth. I was right to condemn the religion. As you both continue to try to prove an un-falsifiable claim with things that DO NOT CONSTITUTE EVIDENCE. You do not deserve respect and I DO. Pray to whatever God you hold dear that I can't do the thing I claim to be able to do because if even a single one of you begs for mercy... Not a single one of you will receive it. You will accept that you are wrong in the absence of evidence or I will paint you a picture in the blood of one of your daughters to illustrate that fact for you. You don't have a role in how I treat people. Nor do you have a say in whether or not I deserve credit for my deeds. And the sooner you accept that, the better things will be for everyone."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
Some Chick "I WAS RAPED!!!"
Hym "I'm not the person who raped you but apparently saying things means I have to have this taken from me? Why are you doing this? You were not raped for 15 years straight. I should not have to go through just because you were raped. I'm not letting you take this from me. I need this. Possibly to live. I am dying. I can't think. My head hurts. What the fuck is wrong with you? Stop trying to fucking 'feminism woo me' and stop trying to rape me into thinking differently. I can't stop doing something I didn't fucking do in the first place. Should I stop masterbating!? Should I stop talking to women? ALREADY DO. Stop righting and pretend live a shit life like the rest of these fucking people? I can't. I can't live like this and I AM NOT GOING TO CHANGE TO GET YOU TO STOP. This is not rape. It's happening to me continuously (rather than continually) and I'm not letting you stop me from stopping my thing just because you can't stop yours."
Hym "I'm not the person who raped you but apparently saying things means I have to have this taken from me? Why are you doing this? You were not raped for 15 years straight. I should not have to go through just because you were raped. I'm not letting you take this from me. I need this. Possibly to live. I am dying. I can't think. My head hurts. What the fuck is wrong with you? Stop trying to fucking 'feminism woo me' and stop trying to rape me into thinking differently. I can't stop doing something I didn't fucking do in the first place. Should I stop masterbating!? Should I stop talking to women? ALREADY DO. Stop righting and pretend live a shit life like the rest of these fucking people? I can't. I can't live like this and I AM NOT GOING TO CHANGE TO GET YOU TO STOP. This is not rape. It's happening to me continuously (rather than continually) and I'm not letting you stop me from stopping my thing just because you can't stop yours."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
Hym "That's a sibling. That's what a sibling is."
Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."
Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."
Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."
Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025