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Schizophrenia

Cases of schizophrenia increase in immigrants when they don't life around other immigrants. Why would that be the case? Why would being surrounded by white people cause schizophrenia? Oh, wait! I know! It's not them. It's everybody else! That's just a thing people are doing. A white people thing (liberals). A collective and deliberate othering. I wonder if there's any crossover between that and the trans community. I don't see how this is any different that deliberate misgendering.
Hym "So, yeah, schizophrenia isn't even a little bit real. That is wild. Well, that 'trauma cause people to alter their memories of the past' bit why Not-Dr. Jordan Peterson is trying to ret-con identity and sanity into HIS THING EXPLICITLY. Doing his thing... IS identity and sanity now. Right? Because what this MEANS is that it'd possible that he has mistreated some of his schizophrenic clients. And if you want to talk likelihood figures, I just read an article about the genetic component of schizophrenia. In a study of 25,000 people (This is from Sciencealert written by Claire Watson) with or without schizophrenia, they found that '4 out of 5 cases of schizophrenia can be traced back to genes inherited from the child's parents, with more recent studies adding to the list of known genetic links. Yet that still leaves roughly 20 percent of cases without an obvious basis in inheritance.' Which means up to 20% of schizophrenia cases could be the thing I'm talking about here. So, maybe not entirely fake, but potentially 20% fake. As in, people are paying for health care for a disorder they do not have. The treatment isn't working... Because it isn't them... It's everyone around them... Feeling entitled to surveilling and harassing individuals without their knowledge or consent."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
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Theory

Nonononononono... Not talk bitch. And even if it is, we all watched my words bend reality across the globe.
Hym "99% theory. 1% potential for practical application. And as far as needing to talk to people who have done things is concerned, no. I don't. If what I'm saying it is concordant with objective reality then I am CORRECT. Yours if literally an apeal to anecdote. 'You have to accept the anecdotal experience of people regardless of whether or not it's consistent with what generally happens in reality.' Wrong! No I don't. The inverse is actually true. If what generally happens is inconsistent with your anecdotal experience, you need to cede your anecdotal experience as evidence."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2023
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Jon Jones

Is a foot taller than everyone he fights and is broader than everyone. Jordan, you just don't want women to lose to men. You want you to be better than me and you want that to mean that your piece of shit wife and slut of a daughter are better than me by extentsion. You are not that. None of the things you are saying are true. Empathy isn't being weaponized against you. You are doing half of the empathy and then instead of doing the other half you are crying like a bitch repeatedly. You ARE (however) deliberately choosing people who's stories are similar (if they are true at all) and the people around me ARE IN FACT making reference to the things I do in private in a way that mirrors the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia.
Hym "Jordan these trannies are not even undefeated in the sports they occupy. If the competitive advantage they have do no exceed the advantage Jon Jones has over his light heavyweight opponents? Someone else is going to pay the price for you doing this to me and that will only be because I can't get to you myself. You need to accept that you are wrong Jordan."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2024
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Like a Tonberry

No I said that WAAAY back when he fought Yoel Romero. That was my exact prescription. He did exactly what I said he needed to do. And the REASON it worked is because of a hole in Izzy's game the YOU clearly don't see. And the retard made fun of me first, ok? So fuck you Chael.

Hym "And the problem with Izzy is that he's too invested in his game plan. What does he do? He sits on the outside and tries to rope dudes in to chasing him and THAT is when he picks them part. And that's why the Yoel fight was so illuminating because if you take that away from him what does he do? He just fucking stands there. If you don't chase. If you don't over extend. Izzy doesn't switch to a different game plan. If you take away his ability to control the space by walking him down (Like a Tonberry) then what happens? Sean Strickland happens. AND Alex Pereira kind of. Alex Pereira fucked up when he over-committed to chasing after him when Izzy rolled backwards. Getting you to chase is the entire game-plan. Don't do that. If he's hurt just let him BE HURT. So, to answer your question, what he NEEDS to do is take some initiative and set the pace of the fight HIMSELF (For once) instead of waiting for his opponent to do it. He doesn't even need to do this for the whole fight. He needs to initiate, stick and move, high volume, get ahead on the scorecard so that Sean HAS to play his game rather than sitting there and WAITING for him to play his game.
He'll HAVE to do what Izzy wants him to do. It's like a forcing move in chess. But if he ISN'T AHEAD on the scorecard guys are always going to be able opt-out to choose not to play. That being said, that might not even be something Izzy is able to do. It would be an entire 180⁰ from what he usually does. Like Deontay Wilder fighting off his back foot. Beyond that he could get caught coming in or (more likely) could end up getting wrestled. So, the correct answer to your question might be 'nothing.' Scissors doesn't ever beat Rock. It could just be not a great match-up for him. And I feel like the feinting thing is a trap. It isn't ever about feinting more or less. It's about feinting effectively. Mixing up your feints (Hand feint, shoulder feint, step feint (Which is how Alex Pereira caught Strickland in THEIR fight), and kick feints) and setting them up with strikes. Feints grow less effective over time if you aren't landing the corresponding strike. The reason Tommy Fury's shoulder feint is so effect is because of his weird symmetrical hooks and that slow jab that he does sometimes (It's good to throw jabs of different speeds). It's a good jab. Very much like a Tonberry."
by Hym Iam September 13, 2023
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Theo

One of you viewers left a comment about that big butt/big dick theory (because he watches you all the time). He got that from me! That’s fucking hilarious!
Hym “Fuck that parallel thinking nonsense, Theo. You got that shit second hand from a fan and that fan got it from me! That is fucking hilarious. I am legitimately everywhere. And I mean directly too. I said that shit like a month ago. Fucking theory thievery. I bet science and psychology is just riddled with it. Apparently comedy... Damn... I am a fucking genius! MY BRAIN IS BETTER THAN EVERYBODIES!!!!
by Hym Iam October 20, 2022
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My God

You're obviously speaking in the context of Jordan's bullshit but no...
Hym "No. It's not my God. My 'God' is freedom and I will kill yours to appease mine."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2024
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Smudge

Hym "I have a smudge on my phone that looks like a side profile of Trump... Or at least I did.... That is all... I mean, it's profound really. Like the Jesus toast except it's finger grease on a phone screen... That's the kind of stuff you don't see while you're watching this... Damn. Why is it so fucking hot in here? It's insane how hot it is. It's like a half-asian jew-lover bent over a pool table up I this bitch... Yeah, the heat is all the way down... Fuck..."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2025
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