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Hym Iam's definitions

God

An amalgam of abstractions that form a hierarchy of perception. The pinnacle of which is your (or THE) highest conceptual good. You need it or you can't act because false dichotomy and you're either acting in accordance with the highest ethical good or you're confused because this is what Sam was talking about when he called it sophistry...
Hym "Now, I don't want you to look at that definition and think that I'm some kind of a "The greater good" ideologue. I know. It's almost impossible to do if you know what the words mean but I need you to try, ok? I know what you're thinking. 'That's not what people mean when they say it' And I know.

But what you don't understand is that people are stupid. They don't know what it means. They don't even know what it SHOULD mean. I do. That's what God SHOULD mean."

Iam ".... If it isn't obvious he's talking as though he is Dr. Jeep Jorp. Because that's what Dr. Jeep Jorp thinks we were doing and is now doing to us."

Hym Ha! God... If this is how you act when you believe there is an omniscient reality monster watching everything you do... I'd hate to see you when nobody's watching... Hehehehehehehe.... Hahahahahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
by Hym Iam January 8, 2023
mugGet the Godmug.

Pope

You know, he also says proselytizing is a sin, Jordan. Nobody had anything to say about it when he said it but I saw it. It was funny.
Hym "You know, I like this Pope, man. He seems pretty dope. Did you guys give that kid 1 million dollars yet? That was tight. Funny stuff. But you're also conflating 'Trying to be good' with 'acting as though you believe in God.' Those aren't the same. It's not the same."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
mugGet the Popemug.

Disabled

He's disabled. That is all.
Why does it live where it lives?

It's disabled.

Why does it behave the way it behaves?

It's disabled.

What has it's entire life been?

Getting whatever it wants for NOTHING because it's disabled.
by Hym Iam December 17, 2020
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Oh no!

Ben Shapiro "Oh no!"

Hym "So... You knew what the basic premise of the video was... But it was not until you saw the 6'5 bald black guy that you were mortified... Ok... A little racist... I'm a little slighted by that... So... It's ok for you to be horrified by consensual big black second husband who's not retarded but I can't be flabbergasted by little girl touching retard sex cult? This is horse shit."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2023
mugGet the Oh no!mug.

Deteriorating Health

Aaaw, hey! Look at that! Dying buddies! Yay! You're dying too! That's fun.
Hym "Deteriorating Health is no fun. As least you don't got the brainz fluid. This shit is crazy. Abject agony 24/7. And annoying! The popping sound in my ear all day, every day is CLEARLY grating away at my sanity. And the weaponized schizophrenia! THAT... That is ALSO a part of the reason I'm dying. So that's fun too..."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2025
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Ingrown hair

You know, I do have one on the left side of my head...
Hym "So, maybe I have an ingrown hair growing into my brainz... And really, it is not something vapid fear of stroke."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
mugGet the Ingrown hairmug.

Merry Christmas

Don't let your impeding A.I. drone genocide spoil the holidays.
Hym "Merry Christmas everyone! I haven't seen any news of Santa's capture so... Clearly we've failed once again... But keep your chin up! We'll get that son of a bitch eventually."
by Hym Iam December 25, 2023
mugGet the Merry Christmasmug.

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