The most recent installment in Ryan George's "The first guy" series on YouTube. Go watch all of them. They're funny. He's a fantastic comedian. He does "pitch meetings" which used to be on Screen Rant. Has a bunch of other skits. It's good. Check it out.
Hym "Hey, the first guy to own a nightclub! Hilarious! It's Chris! Look, Chris! It's you! Kill yourself you piece of shit! I revolutionized A.I. and you interview sophists and charlatans! Who is it that actually sucks! I get credit for even half of the things I've done and I immediately make more money then you will ever have in you life and if I don't get credit I'll stab some kids! No amount of improvement accomplishes for you what I've accomplished. Do it today! Kill yourself today! You're literally expendable! Kill yourself Chris!"
by Hym Iam February 07, 2024
Get the The First Guy to Own A Nightclubmug. Nah.
Hym "Not 50 days. You said 24 hours. Get your fat ass over there and do it now. There doesn't need to be a deal."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2025
Get the 50 daysmug. 
Yes TJ Kirk. You're all equal now. You're welcome. Do we both have the net worth of a country? 2.3 trillion is like a country's worth of net. We're definitely not equally full of fruit. Not equally robbed by billionaires. We're not equally bacterially infect. You got pressure in your skull TJ? That's the difference. I say the things you say and I'm doing the same thing as you AND MORE. You say the things I say and you are doing the same thing AND LESS. Did I not say how trivial sucess would be?
Hym "Could be killing your kids for this but instead I'm taking shit from fat, hairy, sodomites. Still got fluid in my brain. Working without sleep. Is that what YOU are doing YouTuber? Listening to the sound of your ears pop while you take a shit in a dirty gas station bathroom at a job you hate but can't leave? Are we equal in that? What about us is equal here? Do you get paid for YOUR shitty online work? A women with a green streak in her hair is getting paid to do a dance and I created AI. It isn't 'unfair' YOU are a piece of shit. I'm not. You are. Unequal."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
Get the Equalmug. Hym 😧 "Wow Pentagon... Just... Wow! I... Clearly don't understand what's happening here... You... Just gave them to me... Like... On a silver platter..."
by Hym Iam February 04, 2025
Get the Pentagonmug. Oh! Ooo! I like that!
Hym "Jewery! I LOVE that! I'm going use that! I'll use it oooooooon.... BEN! BEN! Knock it off with your conniving jewery! JEWISH FAGGOOOOT!"
by Hym Iam February 10, 2024
Get the Jewerymug. Hym "You really have know idea how irritating that is. Maddening really. Seriously."
Iam "That's just how people are."
Hym "I know but still. It isn't a point that should even have to be made. But clearly it does. How about this for an answer: until I have the medium through which the information about me is being exchanged, the ever deteriorating quality of my life is tied (directly) to the outcome of this story. Happy ending or sad ending. You pick. I'm the star of the show here. I just go where the narrative drives me. Getting real sick if this shit."
Iam "That's just how people are."
Hym "I know but still. It isn't a point that should even have to be made. But clearly it does. How about this for an answer: until I have the medium through which the information about me is being exchanged, the ever deteriorating quality of my life is tied (directly) to the outcome of this story. Happy ending or sad ending. You pick. I'm the star of the show here. I just go where the narrative drives me. Getting real sick if this shit."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
Get the Irritatingmug.