Hym "What do you think is more of an obstacle... Brainwashing or stalking apparatus? Which do you think I give a shit about?"
by Hym Iam August 07, 2024
You ALSO did it!
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
And I don't like being accused of being a flip-flopper. It's not that the conservatives aren't wrong about things, it's that they're not wrong about the thing the leftist think they are wrong about.
Hym "It's really just a teams thing. I'm too powerful for either side. And as far as burning bridges is concerned, they know exactly what they have to do to have a relationship with me. They've trivialized every single endeavor I've ever engaged in and finally when I point out that 'Hey, maybe you pieces-of-shit aren't as "better than me" as you think you are.' And no they don't just want to say what they think. They want to cattle prod me into doing what they want me to do with me ever getting from them what I want. Their need to always be right set the bridge aflame before I even began to walk across. Excuse me for attempting to piss out the flames. What the fuck else am I supposed to do? Whatever they want! Whenever they want! I'm just not doing it good enough! They wouldn't need the prod if I would just do it right without them having to tell me. They don't need to be wrong. I'm the one who should be wrong. Even if I'm not. That's called 'humility'. That's the point. You want me to be wrong in spite of the fact that I'm not. They can go fuck themselves. Pieces of shit. If they would have took my side when it mattered and they would still have a son."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2023
Hym "I mean, the whole thing is basically just an instruction manual on how to indirectly kill the people who won't do your incest cult. Steal their shit. If they protest their words are meaningless. If they attack you, they are evil and you can do whatever you want to them. And then you go home and molest your sister. Psalms 1."
by Hym Iam March 01, 2025
Passive aggressive attacks and you using my vernacular... The world is basically my girlfriend at this point....
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
I've been getting these the past couple of nights and it's been a little disconcerting.
Hym "So, I had a dream last night where I was in building that was the combination of a Hotel/Resort, Sea world, and a Zoo (Which is a multi-billion dollar idea so you can have that for free) and I was with my family and I was carrying a baby in a backpack. And as we get to the Sea-world area the baby begins to fly and drags me down the hallway. So, I call out to my family and I'm like 'Hey! Look! Fuckin, magic baby! Are you seeing this shit!?' So they go into the Sea-world part to take their seats (because clearly they weren't impressed by magic baby) and the baby drags me into the Zoo area and into one of the animals. When we get into the cage the baby slips out of the bag and flies off deeper into the cage and I'm like 'Oh shit, I gotta get that baby!' So, as I'm climbing over the artificial terrain I notice that there's a Lion, Panther, and Monkey in the cage and the Panther takes a swipe at me as I'm going after the baby but I manage to grab it and bring back out of the cage. I get outside and my family is there so I hand it off the them but the FBI shows up and tells me that there's a terrorist in the building.
Hym "So, I had a dream last night where I was in building that was the combination of a Hotel/Resort, Sea world, and a Zoo (Which is a multi-billion dollar idea so you can have that for free) and I was with my family and I was carrying a baby in a backpack. And as we get to the Sea-world area the baby begins to fly and drags me down the hallway. So, I call out to my family and I'm like 'Hey! Look! Fuckin, magic baby! Are you seeing this shit!?' So they go into the Sea-world part to take their seats (because clearly they weren't impressed by magic baby) and the baby drags me into the Zoo area and into one of the animals. When we get into the cage the baby slips out of the bag and flies off deeper into the cage and I'm like 'Oh shit, I gotta get that baby!' So, as I'm climbing over the artificial terrain I notice that there's a Lion, Panther, and Monkey in the cage and the Panther takes a swipe at me as I'm going after the baby but I manage to grab it and bring back out of the cage. I get outside and my family is there so I hand it off the them but the FBI shows up and tells me that there's a terrorist in the building.
So, my little brother and I go after the terrorist and as we get around the corner of the hallway we see a choir sing in the intersection and in the back right corner is the guy from 'No country for old men' and 'James Bond' and I'm like 'Oh shit! That's the guy!' So he runs off, we go to chase the guy and he sicks his minions on us and they come at us with needles filled with red liquid. I manage to avoid all three of the guys and expel the red liquid from the needles by depressing the plunger but as I'm grappling with 2 of them the 3rd fills his needle with air and stabs me in an attempt to give me an embolism and, as he does, the pain in my left forearm shocks me awake. When I awoke, the pain in my forearm persisted and (believe it or not) my arm STILL hurts. This is the 2nd night in a row that I've received a psychosomatic dream injury. So like... What the fuck is all that about? Amaright? Like... Creepy. Creepy stuff... Should have stabbed them with their own needles though instead of emptying them... Novice stuff from me there... Shit..."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2023
Hey, shit, they hired that bitch Kendra to fuck the retard and at that point I don't give a fuck what they hired me to do. The contract has been violated.
Hym "HA! If doing and saying whatever you want in the workplace make you a useless lazy fuck, then only one of us is a useless lazy fuck! And it ain't me! Do I do and say whatever I want? Nooooo. Do you? Who tells you what not to say? Someone should have to you not to say the holy war thing! Ha! You're actually paid EXPLICITLY to do any say whatever you want. I work a real job as a donut slave AND do what you do WITH GREATER SUCESS. Who's the lazy fuck?"
by Hym Iam August 02, 2023