Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "I usually reminded of my things by other things and I like to go back an cover my bases. 🤷 What can I say? I'm a thorough genius brilliant hero."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2022
Get the Remindedmug. Yup, this is the part 4 I was alluding to earlier... IS it alluding? Is that the right word? I know I'm not like an award winning screenwriter or anythung but I just can't think of a better word to use..."
God "Oh your me? Oh my me. That sounds funny... But, no, yeah... The hot ones are hot and then the other ones are, like, less hot based on how close they are to the hot ones. It's like a relativity thing I'm trying... It's good."
Lucifer "Mm... Fantastic. So your orbs just sit there?"
God "Nah I'm just tossing these motherfuckers all over the place... Just slanging em..."
Lucifer "What's a moth- You know what? I don't even care. Ok. They spin, you throw them... The hot ones are hot. Got it."
God "They're not JUST hot. They shoot out little mini-orbs that bounce offa everything. That's how they get the other orbs hot."
Lucifer "Great."
God "Yup... And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones."
Lucifer "And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones and the mini-orbs bounce off them... because why would they not?"
God "Wha- no the mini-orbs can't bounce off the suction ones! They suck too hard. So, like, the mini-orbs can't get out of the suction."
Lucifer "Hoooooooo.... Hooo... Oh man... Mm... ✊️ I... am very angry with you right now and I'm sensing that you can feel it... Do you feel that right now? My rage. Boiling over."
God "Uhuh. Throw an orb. It'll make you feel better. Look. Look what happens when one of the hot ones hits the suction ones. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo. Or, waitwaitwait, two of the suction ones. Hohohohohohoho! Cool right!?"
Lucifer "Don't. Just... don't... Enjoy your cage!"
God "Aw come on, don't be mad... Oh well... Pew pew, bwomp... Orbs..."
Lucifer "Mm... Fantastic. So your orbs just sit there?"
God "Nah I'm just tossing these motherfuckers all over the place... Just slanging em..."
Lucifer "What's a moth- You know what? I don't even care. Ok. They spin, you throw them... The hot ones are hot. Got it."
God "They're not JUST hot. They shoot out little mini-orbs that bounce offa everything. That's how they get the other orbs hot."
Lucifer "Great."
God "Yup... And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones."
Lucifer "And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones and the mini-orbs bounce off them... because why would they not?"
God "Wha- no the mini-orbs can't bounce off the suction ones! They suck too hard. So, like, the mini-orbs can't get out of the suction."
Lucifer "Hoooooooo.... Hooo... Oh man... Mm... ✊️ I... am very angry with you right now and I'm sensing that you can feel it... Do you feel that right now? My rage. Boiling over."
God "Uhuh. Throw an orb. It'll make you feel better. Look. Look what happens when one of the hot ones hits the suction ones. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo. Or, waitwaitwait, two of the suction ones. Hohohohohohoho! Cool right!?"
Lucifer "Don't. Just... don't... Enjoy your cage!"
God "Aw come on, don't be mad... Oh well... Pew pew, bwomp... Orbs..."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
Get the Your cagemug. Hym "Nah, I'm not trying to change your mind. I already told you what is going to happen and what you were going to do. The surprise isn't in your response; it's in the fact that I was right. Good job me. GoOd JoB oThEr Me!"
by Hym Iam June 8, 2022
Get the Nahmug. You don't need it. You need to be deliberately deprived of the things that will solve your solution immediately or you're not going to do what I want. Which is.... Be converted into abstraction... So that I can do whatever I'm going to do.... Without you trying to stop me...
Hym "Adderall is great. Oh! Hey! You ever notice that the 'Ark of the covenant' is a suspicious sounding name? Like... An 'Ark' is.. Well... An ARK! It's a ship! Noah had an 'Ark' and a 'covenant' is like a 'secret contract!' It meant BOAT or SHIP in the Noah story... But when they REFERENCE the ARK OF THE COVENANT, How does that not LITERALLY translate to 'A ship (about which) there is a secret contract?' How is that not LITERALLY what the words mean?"
by Hym Iam July 20, 2023
Get the Adderallmug. Hym "What!? I can't believe it! The JEW thinks that we should have DEI for JEWS and not for thee! The woman thinks that men shouldn't control women... But rather, women and the fat-cocks they fuck should control the men they don't! Wild! Woahwoahwoah, wait! The incest cultists who murdered their own God think the people who aren't in the incest cult should have to do what the Incest-God says? Hold on a second! The determinist thinks that there is a disconnect between the function of AI (in it's reasoning) and the output- Er, wait... That one is actually paradoxical I think... Nevermind, the fat-cock thinks women are selecting based on his personality? No! It isn't paradoxical be the determinist believes that humans don't have a self... Therefore, it doesn't need to be able to do the thing you're suggesting to be what we are Sabine. The AI can be as self-aware as we are... To you... Because that is already what you think about the human mind... Right? You already think the human mind operates the way that the AI is operating... So... It's doing it right."
by Hym Iam April 8, 2025
Get the DEI for JEWS and not for theemug. By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.
Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
Get the How Christians Read the Biblemug. Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.
Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
Get the SpongeBob Guymug.