Allegedly

Hym "ALLEGEDLY, Andy. I had a thing I wrote expressing my disappointment but I think it got deleted. I'm not sure if you saw it even though I know you aren't entirely dependent on me actually submitting the things I write. That was a while ago... Sad. It's a sad affair. But I hope it's bullshit. Innocent until proven guilty! Unless you're a plant. In which case, either way you're a plant. I really do have to stop forgetting to say allegedly though... Bad habits and all that..."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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Allegedly

ALLEGEDLY! Russell Brand is ALLEGEDLY a little girl rapist.
Hym "I just want to ammend my previous statements by mentioning that Russell Brand is only ALLEGEDLY a little girl rapist. ALLEGEDLY! I also have no way of knowing how you are actually seeing this because as I've said before I don't have access to whatever medium you're using to view this (assuming (of course) the YOU can somehow view the content that doesn't get published) and therefore cannot slander or defame with intent as (for all I know) I'm shouting into the void and am talking to myself BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING 'SCHIZOPHRENIC' APPARENTLY. ALLEGEDLY a little girl raping junkie who YOU have been platforming and associating with for years. I (on the otherhand) have associated with ZERO rapists. So there's that."

A fucking gaggle of idiots "BuT i DiDn'T kNoW hYm!"

Hym "Yeah, what DID you know fuck-face!?"
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
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Strategy

My strategy CAN'T FAIL. I literally control what constitutes winning. And you not playing only prolongs the game. Luckily for you it's a game that affords multiple winners. I call it Femininity.
Hym "That strategy will work because their (at least) kids will die if it doesn't. They will not let you co opt my work because their kids will die if you succeed. They will not let you wait out the clock becauses the longer it take for me to gain my freedom the less my freedom will do to appease me and I'll just kill your kids anyway. The longer it takes the less effective the punishment for killing your kids will be. The only path to victory for you is defeat. I will crush the participants of this transgression against me under the weight of their own guilt and I don't need to be free or alive to harm you. This is literally the only way to do this and it literally can't fail. And I would know because I've been doing it for 8 years now and I haven't lost any allies. Have you?"
by Hym Iam April 05, 2024
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Vpn

Hey, it'll stop them from getting access to my phone but I don't really care about that now do I Alex?
Hym "Will a VPN bring that kid back to life? Alex? Alex O' Connor? 1.37 if a pretty good price but it won't solve the real problem, will it? This probably hurts you more than it would hurt someone who believes in a afterlife so I'll keep it short since you want to be a smart ass."
by Hym Iam August 03, 2023
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Says Mike Isratel
Hym "DO NOT FORGET... To count the number of kids that die... And plaster that motherfucker on your forehead. You got a lot of room and the parents are going to need to know exactly who to kill. What you are doing there is the wrong response to what I'm going here. 'Don't worry, we're going to kill you' he says but what happens afterwards? We cross our fingers and hope we don't get too many of our own kids murdered. That's all we can do if we ommit the only non-getting-our-own-kids-killed option.
by Hym Iam December 17, 2024
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Is why I feel drained. I took some antiseptic mouth wash and it ameliorated my symptoms by 30% overnight.
Hym "And if I could prescribe myself with antibiotics for the tooth infection that spread to my brain I wouldn't feel this way."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2025
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Population collapse

Yeah, shit-head. The women are too good to fuck anybody.
Retard "The men should be better though!"

Hym "What constitutes 'better' is RELATIVELY more money than someone (at a correlation of .7) and a relatively fatter cock (probably like .29). Population collapse can't be blamed on men because the system is designed in such a way that the majority of men CAN'T have relatively more money than everyone else."
by Hym Iam May 20, 2023
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