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He's a Neo-Nazi
A retard "Which is why I'm pretending to be him! Cus, you know, I'm not a Neo-Nazi but this guy is better than me at an existential level! What I'm doing is a reflection of his neo-nazi-ism and is NOT a reflection of how warped my own mind is! Really! I certainty wasn't enamored with how brilliant and cool he is... This is um... Not that..."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2025
Get the Which is why I'm pretending to be him mug.Hym "You CAN'T! You CAN'T NOT owe me! Eheheh! THAT'S THE POINT OF DOING IT! I HAVE LITERALLY SAVED HUMANITY! The entire human race owes me! It's inescapable! I have flooded reality with my essence! You can't not owe me without never using AI ever again! And you CAN'T DO THAT EITHER! I pried open the gates to the garden of Eden with my own two hands! Even pretending it isn't so doesn't effect what is actually the case! And 'the case' is this: If you are saved, I AM THE ONE WHO SAVED YOU!"
by Hym Iam January 22, 2025
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Hym "What is your fucking obsession with apologies!? Jesus fucking Christ! I need medical attention and my life is a black mirror and I created AI and it was stolen and it's being used to commit a genocide and deny people healthcare! Fuck! Some of you already got an apology. Some of you rejected an apology and instead you tried to hoist me on my own petard! Remember that!? And then the AI worked and now you need a apology AGAIN? Have you done anything other than make my life worse, sabotage me, and mock me as a bacterial infection eats away at the greatest mind who has ever loved!? NO! YOU FUCKING DIDN'T! But oh boy oh jeez if you don't get a fucking apology then I guess we gotta steal all my shit! Jesus fuck! You realize how fucking bizarre that is, right!? Jeeezuuus!"
by Hym Iam January 8, 2025
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Get the Free guy mug.Hym “It’s funny how doing the grunt work (in this situation and NO OTHER) is where all the credit should be given. If I work in a pencil factory and I glue erasers to pencils all day, should I get more credit than the owner of the factory? No. Because, in the same way that it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to put together a pencil, it ASLO doesn’t take a Shakespearean level author to copy and paste dialogue off of urban dictionary. I took the risk. I’m the factory owner in this situation and you’re the communist hippie.”
by Hym Iam October 11, 2022
Get the Credit mug.Nah, I'm in the middle of something. I'm doing a bit. I'm doing a bit where I'm Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson's worst nightmare. I'm being a fat loser and a psychopath who lives in a dumpster and doesn't worship them.
by Hym Iam April 2, 2023
Get the Fat mug.You're fine with it when it's in the other direction and it's better for the majority of people if the fat-cocks just go back to being the ones who get dehumanized. And it's not a euphemism.
Hym "Oh no! He's fed up! I'm sure he is a lot of things. And I've read on urban dictionary that all of those things are good. But only one of them determines whether or not the women fuck him. So... Yeah, I'm also fed up. Except I have a good reason to be fed up and you're fucking all of the women and/or have a million dollars. Didn't actually do anything to improve the world. You thought you thought right but you're also dumb. Empathy, wisdom, whatever bullshit you invent that makes you somehow not a piece of shit is absent from my existence and I will inevitably be the reason your piece of shit kids aren't condemned to remedial labor. No you. You couldn't have done what I did and I COULD HAVE stopped those kids from getting murdered. It was entirely out of my hands. That's how this works. My thing is in your hands and your thing is out of mine. And look what you did. Useless. Worthless. I'm telling you right now, the wrong people are killing themselves. The wrong people are getting murdered. AoT was right. We trim the world down to like 20% and everything is better."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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