Hym Iam's definitions

What does that say about me?

It says I'm not stupid enough to let you use your mongrel children as an excuse to stalk and harass me for the rest of my life while simultaneously stealing everything I make and condemning me to a life of servitude so you can feel better about the fact that your kids are never going to stop getting fucked amd murdered and there's no reason for anyone who DOESN'T have kids to give a shit because YOU don't give a shit about the problems of non-kid-havers.

Hym "What does that say about me? Whatever you want it to say, of course! Everything means whatever you want it to mean and you hear whatever you want to hear."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

Divine Comedy

Jordan, you're crying like a bitch because your life is a lie. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

Hym "It's a divine comedy and the punchline where the death-bots murder you and all of your kids soon enough. Seriously. I'm not joke about the need for a pundit assassin. You fucks need to die. Probably you kids too. I mean, there's a chance they haven't been tainted but it's probably better safe than sorry. Either way. You should not be having this hard of a time with this. There is something fucking wrong with you."

by Hym Iam December 10, 2024

Ask

Oh I'm sorry. I didn't know I was supposed to be watching you too. It's hard to tell who's in on the joke.

Hym "Ask and you shall receive. Was that you? Are you the one looking for me? What did your dad refuse to tell you who I was? Was a petty old bastard. Jesus Christ. God, I actually wouldn't have said all that if I would have know you we're looking for me. How should I do this.... 🤔 I don't want to be too on the nose. Otherwise it wouldn't be any fun... Ok, if I were I director... And you wanted to be in my movie... You see where I'm going with this?"

by Hym Iam July 28, 2022

Superior

You are perfectly fine with people feeling superior when they are mentally retarded rape victims.

Hym "It didn't backfire. You got in the way and are lying to cover up the consequences of that decision because you think I should be guilty instead of you. And I am superior. It doesn't take much because you motherfuckers SUUUUCK. Because unlike you I understood the stakes and I knew exactly how shake out if no one did anything and I am the guy but you fucking chose Noah. So... I guess everything worked out fine for everybody. Let's mash another response I here.... I'm not insecure. You are discriminating."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

Blind service

In the choice is between blind service to the planet and blind service to the horde I’m taking whichever one causes the insulin shortage.

Hym “It’s blind service either way and what you’re doing is just as bad as using fear and compulsion sooo.... maybe everyone will get hungry enough that I may be able to convince them join me in gnawing on your bones 🤷 ♂️ I die either way.

by Hym Iam October 28, 2022

Manipulate

No it doesn't bitch it literally has nothing to do with your ability to manipulate men.

Hym "Listen to this lying ass bitch. It has nothing to do with your ability to manipulate a man. If that's a euphemism for fat-cock then I believe you but if you're serious you need to hang yourself. Can you manipulate the fat-cocks? Nooooo... You can't. Scarcity makes it impossible because if he catches you then it's bye-bye fat-cock. He can find another whole to fill. And will. You'll have to go without. You'll need to find a rube. Somone who will give you all their money so you can sit around and look for another fat-cock but 'oh no!' You're running out of time! Getting older. Hey, who wants to bet me that women only release oxytocin when they orgasm. I'll bet you a million dollars if you test them for it you'll find that if you pound that cervix you'll get a massive oxytocin dump."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024

24 hours

Shit, I could end it in 24 hours too! How long does it take to fly to Russia? 19.5 hours? Easy.

Hym "You want to know how to end the war in 24 hours? You fly down to Russia. You set up a meeting with Putin and you tell him 'You're right. They shouldn't have tried to join Nato. They violated the agreement. They knew what the consequences would be and they called your buff anyway and now they are paying the price of their own stupidity. But enough is enough. You'll get your pound of flesh. This idiot ISN'T GOING TO JOIN NATO. No more Russian blood needs to be spilled. You're right. You win.' And obviously you don't let the idiots hear you and lie about what you said. And then it's over. Peace talks are scheduled."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2023