Hym Iam's definitions

No

No! No, you know exactly how you got on to the topic you little shit. You got on to that topic because you referenced ME and the thing I wrote because you are doing the thing I said you are doing.

Hym 🤦 😑 "Not very subtle... but oh, sorry, did I spoil the mood? I don't like being in the cage and I would like to be out now. What you're doing to me is unacceptable... I don't care about what you're saying. It's what you're doing that I take issue with. Did I get everyone to do this to you? No? I didn't? So it's an apples to oranges comparison. You're not doing to me a thing I've done to anyone because I've never used dogmatic tribalism to extrajudicially punish someone. Entirely alone over here."

by Hym Iam June 1, 2022

Advi-Suggestion

Ha! Not allowed to say advice because of a thing you said once... That's gotta suuuck. But you meant to say "Advice." We all saw that. The sycophants might let it slide or ignore it but I won't.

Hym "My advi-suggestion would be to... Ah, shit... Internet is out... I was just about to give you some super useful, life-changing advice... Er... Shit! Suggestion! I know I'm not allowed to give advice! Shit!"

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022

Johnny Depp

Inspired by me? Probably... I am a hero and a genius... 🤔 Hmm... Yep... That's definitely reflective of the thing I did accept he went all the way. I take full credit. Great job me 👍

Hym "Hey, Iam you see the Johnny Depp thing? Iam? Where the hell is he? Oh well, good job me! GoOd JoB oThEr Me! Oh! He can star in my movie!"

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022

Important story

Yeah, that's why I told it for free.

Hym "It's a very important story. So important that it's not inconceivable that the person that told it should be compensated. I would also like👇 this

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Whatever the hell that ☝️ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that ☝️☝️☝️ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this 👇👇👇👇

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Followed by 👉 💰 💰💰👈 It's that easy."

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022

Frustrated eye rubbing emoji

It seems like a crime that this doesn't exist. You know what I mean, right? It's like 😖+🤦+🤏 That's kind of what it would look like.

Hym *Frustrated eye rubbing emoji* *sigh* "Look, I appreciate the effort but I don't even know how I got engaged in this pseudo-dialogue with you. Your sycophants accused me of plagiarism (the vote section got pretty plagiarism-y at least) which I did not like (at all), I punished them with the truth, and you clearly took it personally. Your thing works fine. The desired results was not achieved but that's almost entirely the fault of the liars around me (who don't value human life by the way). I just want to prove that I am not imagining things when people make reference to me. I was right. They are doing the thing I thought they were doing. Where is this 👇

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I just want to know where this ☝️ is. It cannot be used. On anyone. I won't allow it. So long as you are trying to use it I will refuse to act. Especially in a positive direction. I will do the opposite. Neutral or negative. That is what doing 👇 this

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Achieves. 100% failure rate. Unless the goal is to create a negative outcome. In which case, 100% success rate. When I'm dead be sure to maximally punish the people responsible."

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022

Me?

Oh, right. It's supposed to be me. I'm the violent sociopath that you robbed DELIBERATELY. Brilliant. Brilliant plan.

Hym "Me? You had better hope not"

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022

Poll

Informative but not very useful

Iam "I read a poll to day about what people do about mental illness..."

Hym "Hey! You're back! Can't you believe this shit!? Look at how bold their getting!"

Iam "Can I just finish this please?"

Hym OHO! We're super duper serious tonight! Ok! 🤐"

Iam "The poll asked what people do about their mental illness... 72% of people said they 'Suffer in silence.' Can you believe that? I can. What are your other options? I don't know. Download the BetterHelp app? It just seems so impersonal. Enter into the psychiatric system that you can't afford? At that point, you're working a job just so you can afford to maintain your sanity. Go to some idiot psychologist who's going to tell you 'Yeah! You're right! You are a woman with a penis! That's totally a thing that exists!' Proclaim it to the heavens and either be ignored for 'wanting attention' because before you even open your mouth you've already been undermined by people who have turned mental illness into a performance art? Find meaning? If the onus is on me I'm probably just not going to do it. I'll get discouraged by people actively trying to tear me down and I'll just stop caring. So what is there to do other then suffer in silence? You know... I wrote a poem along those lines in highschool... Something about a tree... I can't remember what it was... Apparently it earned me a reputation of being 'good at poetry.' Somebody brought it up later and said 'aren't you supposed to be good at this?' I genuinely wouldn't know the difference... I don't know where I was going with this..."

Hym "But did you see the references though!? They are doing the thing!"

Iam "I'm going back to sleep...."

Hym "Wha... Are you angry with me!? What did I do? Hey! We were right! They're doing it!"

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022