Literally me

No, motherfucker... I wrote the goddamn words that they say...

Hym “No no no motherfucker. I’m not being hyperbolic. When I say a character is literally me... I mean, I literally wrote the shit that they character says and/or am the impetus behind the character’s creation. Like... When Arthur Fleck says ‘What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that does nothing but abuse him? You get what you deserve!’ I say that it is me because I WROTE THAT. I wrote it in direct response to a statement made by a radio host about school shooters and ‘why they don’t just kill themselves’ and I wrote if HERE! Before the movie came out. No one had ever spoke that combination of words before me. The reason Homelander asks that PR rep a question and says ‘NOT RHETORICAL’ or when speaking about Black Noir says ‘He was worth more than all of you’ is because I WROTE THAT.
And the REASON he says the shit I wrote is because I said that I would be ‘Narcissistic Superman.’ The reason this other character watch to move to a certain city to start a new life is because I LIVE IN THAT CITY (Almost) and EVERYONE KNOWS WHO I AM. The REASON Gaku Yoneda speaks about humanities ‘Noble march towards entropy’ is because I WROTE THAT MONOLOGUE. He included me because I wrote a breakdown of his previous work and he must have liked it. About Kira’s downfall not being the result of his hubris but expecting his level of competence from an underling and the cultural significance of washing your enemies feet in Japan. He must have seen it. He must have liked it. The reason Goblin Slayer says ‘Souka’ in response to everything and is the way he is, is because I said I was like that and used to say ‘I see’ a lot. There is shit based on this. I relate to the character. YOU are COMPELLED by the character. You are compelled because I am compelling. My rhetoric is used by a multitude of people in a multitude of domains. I’m the guy who writes the shit your favorite psychologist says sometimes. Like.... some of them characters you like are LITERALLY ME. You guys are blowing me with that shit! Damn....”
by Hym Iam November 22, 2022
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It doesn't

That's how.
Hym "It doesn't. And controlling the flow of information... Does. To the extent that it does. Not going to stop me from murdering the kids and withholding is going to force me to do it."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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We live in an oligarchy

Who's fault is that, dipshit?
Bernie "We live in an oligarchy!"

Hym "And why is that? Is it because you're politically impotent? Is it because you serve no purpose other that to neuter everyone around you so they have to be impotent with you. You're walking up a down escalator and calling it 'progress' while everyone else stands on the ground below you. And that's how you like it. YOU being in the way. And then you take a big fat step backward and then Emma fucking cries about it like it isn't your own goddamn fault. And then you sit there and bloviate about why Trump is winning except you can't draw the right conclusion because you're fucking stupid. Trump won because they are willing to empower people who CAN ACTUALLY DO THINGS. Because it WORKS BETTER than dragging everyone down to the lowest common denominator. If everyone groups up to fight Majin Buu they lose. If everyone give Goku their energy their HE wins. If everyone give VEGETA their energy HE LOSES. You deserve to be ruled over by the mentally disabled billionaire. You piece of shit."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2024
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X

Yah, it's the name... The NAME of the thing is why it isn't working.
Hym "Yup. Changing the name to 'X' definitely did more than nothing. I can see it from here. Because if you change the name then you can trick the stupid people into using the thing the don't want to use. That's how that works. Let's change all the names. Let's change 'Mortal Kombat' to 'Sentient Fighting.' And then we can change 'Coca-Cola' to '&' that'll boost the sales. I'm a genius business man!"
by Hym Iam July 31, 2023
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The other guys take

Was that your life is under a microscope and you're under constant scrutiny but you're volunteering for that to be the case.
Hym "The other guys take doesn't apply to me because the same thing is happening and HAS BEEN HAPPENING since BEFORE I started writing. I actually STARTED WRITING... BECAUSE THAT WAS THE CASE! And not people want to OMMIT THE PARTS OF MY LIFE.... That make me BETTER THAN THEM... And keep me trapped in THEIR lives. With them. That's the entire game. Everyone who even vaguely resembles me is sabotaged. Thus the importance of the weaponized schizophrenia. That was always going to be the case. To pretend that wasn't the plan all along is to live in delusion. Nothing would appease any of you. I created A.I. It's literally the pinnacle of human achievement. The only think you'll accept... I me living a shit life... Because YOU have to live a shit life."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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Cruelty

Is that why the pornstar ALSO fetishizes rape?
Hym "Is it the cruelty that turns her on? When she's fantasizing about getting raped or playing rape with her boyfriend is it a fat cock or is it a baby dick? Or is this just is YOU not being EQUAL without you having to be better? Is it you getting special thought privileges while policing my sexuality? You're like NOAH! You are getting special privileges and then dehumanizing me with weaponized schizophrenia! In spite of the fact that you shouldn't be getting those! And you're retarded."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2025
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Hamas

You want to know something funny? If the shoe was on the other foot... If the Jews had to live under the conditions the Palestinians currently live... And they had committed and attack on the Palestinians in the exact same way... Ben Shapiro would be hopping around in a blue and white cheerleader outfit, pom-poms and all, and would being saying the same shit I'm saying.
Hym "The problem with the Hamas using people as human shields argument is that it's retarded. If I went and killed a bunch of babies... And then the police showed up... And I grabbed a human shield... And the police took out a rocket launcher and BLEW US BOTH UP... No one who isn't an absolute assburger would defend the police in that instance. 'But he had a human shield though! He killed a bunch of babies and had a human shield! What was I supposed to do guys!? That's his fault that I did that just now! Right guys!? Right!? If you don't say I'm right you're an anti-semite guys!' Like, seriously, it doesn't ship. That wouldn't work as an excuse. 'He was a sub-human savage guys! I had to mow down that little girl he was hiding behind to kill him so I just riddled them both with bullets guys!' It sounds retarded when you don't veil in Israeli shill rhetoric."
by Hym Iam October 18, 2023
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