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YOUR Children

Zere not YOUR children... Zere OUR children...
Hym "Yeah, see, but you're not communist about YOUR children... You're communist about children in general. Look at Matt's little Catholic dwarf conniption fit over the drag queens. Are they subjecting your kids to sex, Matt? Or are they subjecting your kids to men dressed like clown-women? Because I don't think of sex when I see drag queens Matt. You know what I though the last time I saw a drag queen? I thought 'Is that Ru Paul's drag race?... Oh, yup. That's still coming out with episodes?' And then I went outside and ate some gummy worms and had a cigarette. And I didn't think about drag queens again until now. Your kids are home schooled. So the kids you're talking about aren't even yours! I mean, coming from a guy who obsesses over the idea of other people imposing their worldview on his kids, you sure do like imposing your worldview on other people's kids. And in the form of jailing drag queens no less! That's nuts! You're a fucking nut job! You know, you guys didn't seem this crazy back in 2017. This got very dystopian very quickly."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2023
mugGet the YOUR Childrenmug.

Apologize

Kissing Al Sharptons butt.
Hym “Oh.... Them I’m not sorry. If I can’t apologize for making Jordan feel bad then... I’m not sorry. I haven’t done anything wrong. All retaliation to imposed schizophrenia is justified. End of discussion. I’m not sorry nor will I ever be. And whether or not YOU’REsorry (For know that something is wrong and doing it anyway) is up to ME. So.... Hopefully I’m a merciful guy. You’re not, but I might be. Only time will tell. We’ll all find out together.”
by Hym Iam December 6, 2022
mugGet the Apologizemug.

Battlefield Earth

Ryan George has are pretty funny video about it. All his stuff is good really. But I'll check it out.
Hym "I'll rent Battlefield Earth and watch it later but I should probably take a nap here before work. A side note, and completely unrelated to Battlefield Earth, I'm pacing around my house, right? And what do I see? My parents got me a copy of 'Rich Dad Poor Dad' for Christmas, right? Hilarious! The irony of giving a trillionaire- (the word 'trillionaire' isn't even in my auto-correct by the way) But, giving a trillionaire a book on making money is astounding! An astounding level of irony! The maximum, probably. It might be the most ironic thing... Ever- Egh.. They want you to pay 3.99 on Amazon Prime... How much is it on YouTube..........? Also 3.99. OK. I guess that's the going rate. You know it was free not too long ago but I guess that ship has sailed. Oh well..."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
mugGet the Battlefield Earthmug.

Teens getting stabbered

Hym "Some teens were harassing a guy and they got fucking stabbered! Gotta love seeing teens getting stabbered! Love it when you stupid fucks thing you can go around harassing people and then YOU GET YOU SHIT FUCKING EMPTIED! AND YOU DESERVE IT! YOU SONS COPPED THE SAME ATTITUDE I GET FROM THE PEOPLE AROUND ME AND THE GIT WHAT THE FUCKING DESERVED!"
by Hym Iam April 11, 2024
mugGet the Teens getting stabberedmug.

We all know

Yeah, Amy. You do. You all know that I could frost donuts harder. BUT... Why would I want to? I don't want YOU to have to frost donuts. But you CLEARLY want me to have to sit here and frost donuts. Why? Because it makes your life easier. Not mine. I live in abject poverty, I was lied to about the availability of full time employment and turned down another offer to get it, and I have been (and this is ALSO something you all know) harassed here at the place. You also know where this is being sent and RATHER THAN... Telling me that... YOU are trying to keep me here. This is just incarceration except without a trial. Even Noah got a trail before they locked him up in a group home.
Hym "We all know that it is a waste of my time for me to even be here in the first place, Amy. Why even waste your own time trying to appeal to me? I'm at 0 right now. I'm either going to go down to -1 and it will be because I start stabbing indiscriminately until I am killed. OR I'm going to go up to 1 and THAT is only going to happen if I get the credit I deserve and am compensated for my extracurricular contribution to society. I don't really care either way. I mean I do love to stab... But I also like to be exalted as a hero... But I'm pretty ambivalent about it."
by Hym Iam February 28, 2025
mugGet the We all knowmug.

Exemption From Law Clause

Guys, you really gotta read those terms of service.
Hym "The explicit intent of the exemption from law clause is to prevent you from using false allegations and civil suits to anything that would be considered 'UN-PAYING' me. Whatever happens in response to your failure to adequately credit or pay me with resume until the circumstance that you do anything that could be considered 'UN-PAYING' me. That's what it's for."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2025
mugGet the Exemption From Law Clausemug.

BUUUUT

If I'm wrong and God is real...
Hym "BUUUUT... If it IS real... Still just going to kill it."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2025
mugGet the BUUUUTmug.

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