Edelgard

More like Baedelgard.
Iam "They knew! They knew I wouldn't be able to resist picking Edelgard! She creates an institute of study that allows Lindhart to focus on his intellectual pursuits while other people implement them!? That's totally me! He's 'more of a theorist!?' What!? Holy shit! This is great? Who says I'm not seeing any benefits? Heh... I can't believe it!"
by Hym Iam January 03, 2023
Get the Edelgard mug.

Imagine

YoU cAn'T iMaGiNe SoMeThInG mOrE hOrRiFiC tHaN wHaT aCtUaLlY hApPnEd iN tHe SoViEt UnIoN!
Hym "WRONG! How wrong were we on that one!? HAHAHA! The wrongest wrong you could have possibly wronged! I can imagine an INFINITE number of things more horrific than that and I can do it forever. That's why I would be the last one you'd want to kill the creature. And as you can tell from my hyper-text, I'm I bit of a one-ups-man so each one will be more horrific than the last. It isn't funny what you're doing here. The shit isn't funny. You made worse an already fucked up situation and you did if intentionally. And for what? How would a paternity come out? Did I do that? If he gives her another call does he ruin another marriage?"
by Hym Iam July 28, 2022
Get the Imagine mug.

Publisher

I'm glad you brought that up!
Hym "They're refusing to act as a publisher as it relates to the content and then stealing the copyright out from under me in the hopes that the rest of you will sit there and do nothing or that I will be too destitute to do anything about it. But they got the Meta Employees on it. I also don't work for anyone. Independent writer. Technically an anti-weaponized schizophrenia activist. And advocate for total human genocide. I think we are done here. I think we can all just be done. I think we all need to go outside... Turn all of our cars on... And let the Co2 do it's thing.
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
Get the Publisher mug.

Working

What makes expecting retirement unreasonable? How is giving A LITERAL FUCKING RETARD hundreds of billion dollars to shoot cars into space and fuck actresses more important than ensuring that people do have to endure fruitless pointless labor? And YOU likely ARE going to be able to retire as one of the special chosen magical people. And if you can retire today, you DON'T have a job. You have a hobby.
Hym "Wasn't it just 7 years ago you were talking about social security being gone as though it was a recent thing? We kind of glossed over that one a little bit didn't we? That it wasn't unreasonable to expect some kind of retirement and collect some benefits? And how does it being relatively better than the past justify YOU in doing a thing I won't be able to do? Special magical people again? And as far as 'Having lords' you can murder lords pretty easy. Historically people have been murdering the shit out of lords. SOMETIMES for being made to work indefinitely! And biblically people have ALSO been murdering lords. They murdered the ULTIMATE lord at the behest of a DIFFERENT LORD. On an unrelated note, we're not an entirely 'lord-less' society. Sure, working, needs to be done for things to get done but SOME PEOPLE radically over paid for NOT REAL WORK. The lord murdering was easier..."
by Hym Iam September 03, 2023
Get the Working mug.

Working

No. It isn’t is it? See, I kind of vaguely remembered telling you all that what you’re doing doesn’t work. And what did you do? You just went and did it anyway because you thought you were better than me.
Hym “Oh? Is the thing I said wasn’t working... I donno... not working? Is that what’s happening here? Because I said people were doing it and explained to you why it wasn’t going to work and what did you do? You signed off on it and are now surprised that Captain-Always-Right is right again. If there is no recourse than only one option remains. It isn’t indefinite slavery at the hands of the tyrannical state that abides the very acts it condemns. What’s my only option here?”

Dr. Jeepjorp “...”

Hym “AHP!” 😑☝️“You were going to say something other than the only option that remains weren’t you. Have you tried, I donno, creating someone kind of recourse that gives me more than one option? No. No you didn’t do that. You just doubled down. And now you’re trying to withhold it from me. So, how about we try something new? Have you tried punishing the whores? That sounds like a good idea. I like this plan. Because we all know the definition of insanity. And you’re all doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different response. I, on the other hand, have tried to reason with you but to no avail. You don’t listen. That’s you’re problem. That’s the problem with everyone even remotely like you. So convinced of your own righteousness. Drunk on your own moral certitude. Why should I let you sit on a double-standard and feint the moral high ground? An easy enough question to answer. I shouldn’t. So I won’t.”
by Hym Iam September 28, 2022
Get the Working mug.

Medical treatments

You fucking hear this guy? This is why I don't believe rich people are particularly intelligent.
Hym "He says 'medical treatments shouldn't not be based on feelings' and he says it in relationship to trannies. Ok... ALL NON-WOUND MEDICAL TREATMENT... Is predicated on 'feeling.' Your internal state is deviating from (either) your previous internal state OR the base-line internal state of the average person. It's all predicated on a self-reported non-concordance between yourself and one of those two internal states. And BEYOND THAT... ALL PSYCHOLOGICAL TREATMENT... Is predicated on 'feelings.' The entire practice. (Unless (of course) your one of the online therapy hacks downstream of Jordan Peterson, in which case, you just aren't treated and are just told to replace your current source of dopamine with things they would subjectively rather see people do). So no. He's retarded. That's a retarded thing to think. That thought can only exist within a retarded mind. This is what I mean when I say these people a solipsistic. They do not accept the legitimacy of the internal beings of other people."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
Get the Medical treatments mug.

Margot Robbie

Because Margot Robbie doesn't fit the tine of the movie. That's why.
Hym "Because Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn is a campier version of the character that sayinf things like 'Splooge'. Why would she be in Folie à Deux?"
by Hym Iam March 31, 2023
Get the Margot Robbie mug.