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Nah man. I was an entire group of people... Though... I can't remember what they call themselves... Extra special race... Chosen by God... Destined to rule over the holy land or mother land or something... They tried to genocide the de facto ancillary race of their home land... What did they call themselves? I cannot (for the life of me) remember the name...
Hym "Who Was The Bad Guy In WW2? Uuuuummmm... Well, when Israel commits a genocide... They are the good guys... Therefore, I can look at that precedent... And infer... Which means whichever side committed the genocide was the good guy... But what was their name...?"
by Hym Iam September 14, 2024
Get the Who Was The Bad Guy In WW2 mug.There are people doing that though. Seattletimes, oxfam, wfp as saying thay aid is being turn away. They just let an aid truck in and started shooting into the crowd.
Not Hym "I don't believe Israel isn't letting aid in because if they weren't people would be screaming it from the rooftops... But I've read the reports of people screaming it from the rooftops and fails to meet a certain level of scrutiny, therefore... War... It's just war."
Hym " Pfft 🤣 WAR!? BECAUSE WAR!? THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!? WOOOOOOOW. No. Get the fuck out of here with that. Israel is preventing aid from coming in deliberately. Is the aid being sent? Yes. Is it being received by the people to whom it is being sent? Most of the time no and when it does the Israeli snipers shoot into the crowd. Who is the only obstacle to the aid being received? Israel. It's is Israel's fault. They're doing it deliberately."
Hym " Pfft 🤣 WAR!? BECAUSE WAR!? THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!? WOOOOOOOW. No. Get the fuck out of here with that. Israel is preventing aid from coming in deliberately. Is the aid being sent? Yes. Is it being received by the people to whom it is being sent? Most of the time no and when it does the Israeli snipers shoot into the crowd. Who is the only obstacle to the aid being received? Israel. It's is Israel's fault. They're doing it deliberately."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
Get the Screaming it from the rooftop mug.Hym "Wow! You guys can't rank things for shit! How!? How is THAT what you came up with? She's RIGHT! SHE'S RIGHT! You DON'T have any taste! PATHETIC! Absolutely fucking pathetic! You've failed your gender... And your race... And society as a whole... Irredeemable! And not just THIS society! ALL OF THEM! Ooooooh man! I'm heated off of that! I'm tight right now! For real! That is fucking wild! No culture! Not taste! Fucking DORKS! And you wonder why I hate everyone and am going kill you all with green goblins. Ooooohoho man. There's something wrong with you people. That's what it is. There's something fundamentally wrong with all of you. I was trying to sleep! I have to sleep for work like an hour ago amd you got me all tight off of that shit! Damn! Goddamn you!"
by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
Get the Rank mug.Didn't bear the cross alone. They made Simon of Cyrene help him. Just goes to show that if you aren't a central figure you (kind of) go by the wayside.
Hym "Damn! I actually feel bad about that now! Wow! Ouch! That actually hurts my feelings!"
Iam "I'm sorry. I'm sure this is hollow consolation but I was disillusioned in the wake of this grand deception and it put me in a really bad place."
Hym "It was inconceivable to me, by the way! Sounded like a pretty good plan. Didn't work but, you know, nobody has a 100% success rate."
Iam "But, no, that's why I'm so blown away by your response! It wasn't even about you. This was a direct response to an inside joke about what 'I thought (but didn't know)' and the basic assertion that 'there was nothing I could do about it'. So there. That's what I think and here's a list of things I could do about it."
Hym "I mean, for Christ's sake, if the girl had to look herself in the mirror the neglected severely autistic cuckold didn't get to masturbate because she couldn't stand the thought of him pretending to screw her! How am I supposed to report that!? And what happens when I report it? They do what they tried to do. Sweep it under the rug and transfer me to a different house. Keep the sex cult going. Damn! I didn't blame you! I blame literally every single person who participated, defended, or tried to justify it. You might fall into that category but holy shit my guy. Even I'm sorry about that one! Damn!"
Iam "I mean, I'm sorry, but you can clearly tell I got some other stuff going on here. Wow!"
Iam "I'm sorry. I'm sure this is hollow consolation but I was disillusioned in the wake of this grand deception and it put me in a really bad place."
Hym "It was inconceivable to me, by the way! Sounded like a pretty good plan. Didn't work but, you know, nobody has a 100% success rate."
Iam "But, no, that's why I'm so blown away by your response! It wasn't even about you. This was a direct response to an inside joke about what 'I thought (but didn't know)' and the basic assertion that 'there was nothing I could do about it'. So there. That's what I think and here's a list of things I could do about it."
Hym "I mean, for Christ's sake, if the girl had to look herself in the mirror the neglected severely autistic cuckold didn't get to masturbate because she couldn't stand the thought of him pretending to screw her! How am I supposed to report that!? And what happens when I report it? They do what they tried to do. Sweep it under the rug and transfer me to a different house. Keep the sex cult going. Damn! I didn't blame you! I blame literally every single person who participated, defended, or tried to justify it. You might fall into that category but holy shit my guy. Even I'm sorry about that one! Damn!"
Iam "I mean, I'm sorry, but you can clearly tell I got some other stuff going on here. Wow!"
by Hym Iam May 10, 2022
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Hym "Oh? And what's the correlation between fat cockles and success with women? Is it... Is it .3? Is it .3-.4? Hahahahahahahahahaaa!"
by Hym Iam July 13, 2022
Get the Correlation mug.Hym "Weren't you supposed to fight Cuckerbeard? You chicken out and then say the Venezuela guy is going to do the thing you literally did and then Gayve Jewbin strokes your fat retard cock over it like 'Yeah bro he totally owned them!' No Gayve Jewbin. That isn't what happened."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2024
Get the Chicken out mug.Hym "I mean... I'm one of the greatest writer's of all time... Linguists are baffled and consider me 'Profound.' Because I know a bunch of cool stuff. Like, I know that 'Prodigy' and 'Bother me' don't rhyme but RAPPERS use 'approximate rhyme' or pronunciation to make lyrics more coherent. I also think the assonance (I spelled it right but it didn't show up in my auto-correct! Another reason linguists find me compelling. I know more words than auto correct and the dictionary)"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2023
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