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*Blank* is my God

No. No. I don't accept Jordan Peterson's consideration regarding what constitutes ✌️✊️✌️God✌️✊️✌️ because HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTIONS DID NOT CREATE THE UNIVERSE.
Hym "But that's what he does! He creates this '*blank* is my God' paradigm where he conflates 'God' with ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION THAT MOTIVATES BEHAVIOR so the HE can USE THAT CONFLATION when he needs to make a point. So, to Jordan Peterson, God is LITERALLY whatever he needs it to be, moment to moment, to get people to do what he wants people to do (Marry his daughter, give him your money). And THAT LOGIC... Also applies to ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION. So GOD and ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION... Are synonymous. Maturity? Whatever he needs it to be, moments to moment. Pride? Whatever he needs it to be, moment to moment. I reject his conceptualization of God entirely. There is A WAY IN WHICH you could CONSIDER that 'God' (in like a broad, abstract sense) but THAT ISN'T WHAT IT IS IN THE BOOK! A higher-order abstraction did not tell Moses to liberate the Jews. A Saul didn't disobey a higher-order abstraction. Maturity didn't order Saul to slaughter all of the men, women, children, and cattle of the Amalekites and then (subsequently) exiles Saul for NOT DOING THAT. Saul didn't murder them hard enough... So he got 13 year old David to murder them right, and then gave a literal child psychopath the title of king. That wasn't 'Money' that did that. It wasn't Fame, or Justice, Or, Truth, Or Warm-Fussies. So, no. And the guy in the book that had ACTUAL LINES OF DIALOGUE... Either created the universe... Or it DID NOT DO THAT... If it DIDN'T you're lying."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
mugGet the *Blank* is my Godmug.

Weaponizing

I mean you're actively weaponizing the performative withholding of actionable of information in the form of imposed schizophrenia.
Guy "Right but we're weaponizing it so that you have to work as hard as I feel that people (generally) should have to work to do the things you're trying to or want to or need do."

Hym "And at the same time you're scheduling women to come fuck this retard... So that he doesn't need to actually go through the dating process that you're trying to force me to engage in... And you're acting keeping away women who express any interest... with literal schedule changes.... Because you don't like that Satan stuff... Ok... You seem like rational people who can actually be spoken to and trusted to arbitrate my fate... So... Arbitrate my fate... Is it death by brain infection? It's looking like death by brain infection... Actually a woman came up to me the other day (Because everyone know who I am) and said 'She had a tooth infection' with a dead-eyed grin and she didn't say it because it was an actual thing she was going through; she said it because she knew that I was going through it and that there is nothing I can do about it. I'm being performatively disempowered in a situation where my problems could be fixed immediately... As a matter of deliberate effort... Because I did a thing you don't actually have the balls to threaten or kill me over... Yeah..."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
mugGet the Weaponizingmug.

Mercy

When you let God into..... Just kidding! It's Lex Luthor's cyborg attendant/secretary. Her name is Mercy.
The difference between the last week I was there and every other week was her storming out every night after showing my disgust towards her on my face. From that point on my fate was sealed. Because who am I to be disgusted by her? She's the one who chooses. I'm at her mercy. And I wonder... If it were the other way around, if she were at my mercy, would she receive it? I guess she already has...
by Hym Iam April 4, 2022
mugGet the Mercymug.

Your abuse is sick

Look at Tim Pool's bitch ass doing soft cover for Crowder. YOU DIDN'T EVEN WATCH THE VIDEO! You want to talk about "Do the people criticizing him even have relationship experience?" Nothing about that video requires relationship experience. It seems like a lot the public discourse revolves around finding an excuse to dismiss your opposition. "Willie" Brand gets a lot of that. Don't worry Tim. As the decider of what is or is not my business, I'll talk about it for you!
Hym "Oh no! Are they weaponizing something against him that they shouldn't be? OoOoOoOoH NO! Could it have been one bad outburst that shouldn't be taken seriously? Pfffft!!! Hahaha! Your abuse is sick Steven! See... The statement makes it seem like this is a recurring thing. I guess she wasn't worthy of more than half of your bank account. She should've be trying harder to be worthy of your fat cock! No- Waitwaitwait! I have a better one! *clears throat* EHEM! It looks like she found a 3rd option! It looks like 'discipline and respect' WEREN'T the only way out of it! Ahahahahahahahahaa! Aha! Hohohohoho!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2023
mugGet the Your abuse is sickmug.

Heroes

You don't want to meet them.

They say "Don't meet your heroes" and interactions like this are the reason why.
Guy "This guy is one of my personal heroes. I grew up watching this guy as a kid."

Hero "I don't think it's funny. I think it's mean spirited and it's cruel"

Hym "OHO! SHIT! Aaahahaha! That was brutal to watch! And the set-up made it even more brutal! What is that smell? Is that burning hair? Smells like somebody just put your ass over the fire. Hahahaha ooohhh! Oh shit!"

Iam *Snickers* "I'm guess he can relate to us now..."

Hym "EVEN HE'S IN ON IT!! WOW! We are rarely ever on the same page! God that hurts to watch. I'm not even capable of sympathy but EVEN HE THINKS IT'S FUNNY! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Iam "Heh I'm sorry. I can relate. I'm sorry. It was just a total 180 and you're like "he's my hero" and he says THAT!? Wow man. Just wow. That was bad. I'm sorry." *Choking back laughter*

Hym "Hahahahahaha!!! It's a good thing you already own a gun. At least you won't have to wait for the background check to clear before you can feed yourself a bullet! OUCH!"

Iam "Tsk... Alright. Cool it. Chill. It's not that funny."

Hym "DOES HE EVEN REMEMBER THAT!? I DO! I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT SHIT! I have like 45-60 more years of remembering that that was an actual thing that happened to that guy. Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "I'm sorry man that's taking it too far."

Guy "Nobody likes you"

Hym "HALF THE POPULATION EXPLICITLY HATES YOU AND YOUR HERO THINKS YOU'RE MEAN SPIRITED AND CRUEL!! At least we manage to make some 'brilliant observations' damn!"

Iam "Tsk Alright. That's enough. I'm sorry."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2022
mugGet the Heroesmug.

Reality

Iam "................"

Hym "Don't you ever get tired of this?"

Iam "It feels necessary..."

Hym "If you say so.... Well, what is it this time?"

Iam "I don't know but it has to do with the denial of reality..."

Hym "Oh? In what context?"

Iam "Well, it seems as though there is this large scale denial of reality going on in the world. And it's not that I am the one true perceiver of reality or anything... It's just that it seems to be the case that people don't realize how the same they truly are... It ties back into my schizophrenic horde concept..."

Hym "I'm sure that our lack of empathy gives us a unique perspective on this. It's what makes us so compelling that we infest the minds of those who are aware of us."

Iam "I'll have to think on it more... I'm not quite there yet...."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2022
mugGet the Realitymug.

Wrong!

There is so much to unpack here and I'm tired so you'll have to wait untiiiiiiiillll... Like 4:30am cst?
Hym "Ok. The is a lot there pick at but I wasted all morning eating steak and playing Ps4. So! I'm going to take a nap, hang out with muh pal for a bit, and come back in the morning and, like the mighty content vulture that I am, I'm going to pick apart that new JeepJorp video, come back here, and regurgitate all of the things I found wrong! with it into your little baby vulture faces. (That was a big sentence I know and not grammatically correct at all but I did it on purpose because doing things ironically justifies everything and anything) I have some thoughts about the conflation between 'black culture' and 'pre-selection' or 'social proof' (as they call it). I'm going to deconstruct the concept of being 'a plausible mate.' And then I have one about how all of their solutions are so amorphous and open ended that they are impossible to implement. And finally, I have something for quote-unquote 'model minorities' and 'asian cultures as a model for emulation.' It's going to be good. It's going to be cool. But I'm sleepy. I also have a ton of backlog to clear and I might try to offload some of that onto you guys."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
mugGet the Wrong!mug.

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