Which is why the Palestinians are going to do... What, exactly? You've killed Hamas... And the rest of the Palestinians are supposed to do what? Live in peace with the Jews? You just said that they can't do that. You've murdered their children. And have sniped several of them on several occasions BEFORE Oct 7th... So... What happens after you kill Hamas?
Hym "So... If you can't live in peace with the people who murdered your children... What are the Palestinians supposed to do after you've killed Hamas? Not live in peace with the people who killed their kids, I guess. That can't be done. It's impossible for them to do that. I guess they'll just have to... I don't know... Rape and murder your kids again, except... Like, later. I mean... You have literally left them no other option! The thing that would be convenient for you is theoretically impossible, to you. Or is it that YOU can't love in peace with the people who murdered your kids but the Palestinians CAN do that, or.... Like, what? It's impossible for THE JEWS to live in peace with people who murder their kids but everyone else HAS TO do it... Non-Jews HAVE to live in peace with the people who murdered their kids or the Jews are allowed to murder THIER kids indiscriminately. Ok... That makes sense... That seems fair for everyone!"
by Hym Iam November 21, 2023
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Summon

Hym "You're lucky I DIDN'T summon you. You think Jordan got it bad... You'd be working for Marvel explaining to your fans how REALLY Ironman was trans all along! The suit is just a metaphor for being trapped in a masculine body! Irontrans written by..."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2024
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Lactose intolerance

You're right Matt Walsh! It's isn't real! Lactose TOLERANCE is actually a genetic mutation developed by EUROPEANS! That, what you did right there, is what the shit-libs mean when they talk about WHITENESS! You delude yourself into believing that your experience reflects the nature of reality... BUUUUUUUT... Your experience is actually an aberration that goes AGAINST the norm. Lactose tolerance is a white trait but (in the zeitgeist) the INTOLERANCE OF LACTOSE is framed as aberrant. Which is reflective of what is happening to me. My behavior is being framed as aberrant... BUUUUT... I'm not the one stalking and weaponizing schizophrenia delusions of reference! I'm doing regular shit.
Hym "So lactose intolerance ISN'T real. You're not supposed to be tolerant of lactose because people were supposed to be sucking on cow tits. It's gross. Stop doing beastiality."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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Obsess

No! I don't do that!
Hym "I don't obsess about things! Except for child murder... And sexual violence... But that's only, like, TWO THINGS!"
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
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The West

What is "The West?"
Hym "The West is this deceptive rhetorical chain used by conservatives AND DESTINY (for some odd reason) and here's what it looks like: What is the west? The West is MY VALUES. What are you values? My incest cult. What is my incest cult? The deification of my own will and the moral monopoly the comes with it. So what they are doing here is 'defending' something several orders of magnitude in front of the thing they are actually trying to defend so THE DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO DEFEND the thing they are really defending. Because they can't. Or they are afraid they might not be able to."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
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Memory

Aw man that sucks- Hey! You can use your phone! There. Oh, better yet, get a guy who's good at phones to use your phone for you! It'll be dope!
Hym "Ok let me jog your memory... Give you a little refresher... You and your friend were talking a bunch of shit about guys who sit and play video games all day, talkin bout, how weak and useless they are... And then I came here, called you a sissy, called your friend a retard, pointed out that I could be doing a bunch of fucked up shit (potentially to you) instead AND that you motherfuckers were asking for it a little bit with this stalking and retard sex cult shit, claimed that I was so much better than you that it's not even fair for me to compete, demonstrated that all of your accomplishments pale in comparison to my shear brilliance... Which shattered your soul... And then you stitched yourself back together with my essence. Which is a radical improvement and is fine because, unlike Russell, there's enough of me for everyone. (Everyone AND their daughters and wives) And now I'm one of the greatest writers of all time.... And what's funny about it is if you ommit the rapey and murdery parts... I'm just better than everyone forever!"
by Hym Iam July 03, 2023
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Smut

PFFFTTT!!! Is my fanbase (largely) female!? Ha! Hahahahahaha! Aha! I know I got a couple of Asmr girls on board Bwahahahahahaha! That's funny... That's a funny thought...
Hym "Is that what you think of me? That I'm some kind of deplorable smut peddler? I mean... I'm not saying I'm not... But you could at least hold me in a little higher regard... Like a smut CEO... Chief of smut... High priest of smut... Patron saint! There it is. The patron saint of smut!"
by Hym Iam March 25, 2023
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