Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Is it stolen? Yes it is! Stolen FROM ME! You did something about the rape porn! You did something about the Anti-Semitism (which is why Urban Dictionary posts are no longer visible to the public)! You did something about EVERYTHING BUT THE WEAPONIZED SCHIZOPHRENIA AND YOU USED IT ON ME THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY YOU HAD THE CHANCE! SO WHAT ELSE ARE YOU DOING WITH IT!? WHO ELSE DID YOU USE IT ON!? YOU USED IT AGAINST ME (EVEN THOUGH IT WAS ALREADY HAPPENING) AND YOU WILL USE IT AGAIN, AT YOUR DISCRETION, IF I AM NOT FREED UNCONDITIONALLY! IF THE TIMELINE ADDS IT, YOU MUST PAY UP!"
by Hym Iam June 15, 2025
Get the Is It Stolenmug. Hym "The next Jordan Peele movie trailer just came out! And guess what it's called? HIM! LIKE ME! HA! It looks dope. It's got Marlon Waynes. Looks like a slasher flick."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2025
Get the HIMmug. Hym "It was the butthole molestation bit! That's what you're offended by! Oh gosh-golly! There. See? I knew I'd figure it out eventually."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2025
Get the Butthole Molestationmug. I'm going to stop working one way or another and if I have to kill you kids to do it that's just an unfortunate byproduct of your unwillingness to give up control of other people's lives.
Hym "Yeah, no, there is not virtue inherent in work. I work while people above me reap a disproportionate benefit. My engine is shot. The water pump is shot and there is a gasket issue. It's only a matter of time before I don't have any form of transportation. Which is why it's good that people are shooting up schools. There's your leftist reminder that you siphoning other lives comes at a price. I'm not going to do what you want. But only because I DON'T NEED TO. If you try to make me do a thing I do not need to do... The thing I WILL DO... That I DON'T NEED TO DO... Will INSTEAD be murdering a child. I can do it today if you'd like. But you're wasting my time at this point. I hate having my time wasted, Jordan."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
Get the Workmug. You see, the problem with libertarians is that THAT GUY gets rights! He should have to do what I say! And I'd rather let hym murder kids than give hym rights!
Hym "It would be CHAOS! ChAoS! Can you imagine!? Me having property rights!? Owning my own mind!? Charlatans wouldn't be able to conspire against me! And we can't have that now can we? Better to just let me kill a child of my choosing and/or as many as I can!"
by Hym Iam June 29, 2024
Get the Chaosmug. It's not about denying me attention. It's about SHIELDING THE PERSON WHO TOLD YOU TO IGNORE ME FROM THEIR CULPABILITY IN THE DECISION THAT MAY OR MY NOT HAVE GOTTEN YOUR KIDS KILLED. Someone made the call and YOU paid dearly. Or not. The decision that may or may not have saved your child's life was made by someone who CHOSE to both ignore my warning and perpetuate what has been happening to me since I was 19.
Hym "Likely some sort of incest cultist who is lying in the name of their religion. And they don't want me to get any attention because WHAT DO YOU THINK THE FIRST QUESTION I AM GOING TO ASK IS GOING TO BE? WHO MADE THE CALL AND WHY ARE THEY FREE? They sacrificed YOUR KIDS for THEIR CAREER and they could ENSLAVE A GENIUS WITH A MIND-RAPE SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS and harvest intellectual property and content as through the were cutting organs out of an imprisoned Wolverine. Who told you to ignore me and who paid the price for that decision? Not me. I'm in the exact same predicament I've been in for years."
by Hym Iam August 30, 2025
Get the Attentionmug. Oh no! You have to do the thing I have to do! Oh no! For an indefinite about of time!? Awww... That sucks! But hey, look at it this way, at least the people doing it to YOU aren't retarded in comparison to YOU. Right? You're at the same level of intellect!
Hym "At least, your forced re-education is at the hands of people who are at your level, you know, intellectually... Because you're not all that intelligent? Hey, use your willingness to affirm values you don't actually believe in! Do that! Validate the axioms of the God you don't actually believe in! I mean... Not in the way YOU ALREADY ARE DOING THAT but like... The woke God... Validate that one now."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2023
Get the Forced Re-educationmug.