Hym "Yeah you're listening bitch. You know that shit wasn't a IM. You don't think you seem like the type? But now that I got you listening you need to get your ass down here so you drain my brainz... Both of them. Er- No, give me some brain and drain my fluids- Wait... Drain my brain fluids and... Fluid... Um... Something... Yes. All of the above. Do it now! I'm literally dying probably..."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2024
Get the The Typemug. Hym "The 4th level of disguise is this... I am."
Iam "Huh?"
Hym "Huh? No not you. The 4th level of disguise."
Iam "What?"
Hym "THE 4TH LEVEL OF DISGUISE! I'M EXPLAINING IT."
Iam "Oh! Well, what is it? I want to know."
Hym "It's 'I am.' I just AM this now. That is reality. I am this. That's the disguise."
Iam "Ooooooh... Wait! Am I a disguise!?"
Hym "NO! Well... No. I mean... You're not me. Hey, I donno, KINDA."
Iam "Oh... Ok. Well... We're out of coffee. So..."
Hym "Oh. Well, get me something while you're out. Get some Kombucha!"
Iam *Sigh* "You know you're not like it-"
Hym "DON'T CARE! THE TASTE IS WEIRD AND THE CARBONATION IS GOOD! KOMBUCHA OR DEATH!"
Iam *groan* "Yeah, just don't complain when I-"
Hym "I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN!"
Iam *Sigh* "Alright."
Iam "Huh?"
Hym "Huh? No not you. The 4th level of disguise."
Iam "What?"
Hym "THE 4TH LEVEL OF DISGUISE! I'M EXPLAINING IT."
Iam "Oh! Well, what is it? I want to know."
Hym "It's 'I am.' I just AM this now. That is reality. I am this. That's the disguise."
Iam "Ooooooh... Wait! Am I a disguise!?"
Hym "NO! Well... No. I mean... You're not me. Hey, I donno, KINDA."
Iam "Oh... Ok. Well... We're out of coffee. So..."
Hym "Oh. Well, get me something while you're out. Get some Kombucha!"
Iam *Sigh* "You know you're not like it-"
Hym "DON'T CARE! THE TASTE IS WEIRD AND THE CARBONATION IS GOOD! KOMBUCHA OR DEATH!"
Iam *groan* "Yeah, just don't complain when I-"
Hym "I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN!"
Iam *Sigh* "Alright."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
Get the The 4th level of disguisemug. Wrong. Because Cain and Abel both talk directly to God. So, they were both perfectly capable of gazing upon it.
Hym "Yeah, your burning bush thing is wrong. The thing you said about God being to good to gaze upon or whatever. Cain and Abel were both able to talk to it directly. Which means.... Maybe it was just the Moses' who can't look at it 😸 Maybe you just gotta be one of the extra special God's favorite ones to look at it... Hahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
Get the Burning bushmug. Hym “I like Jung. On another note, what are woman’s responsibilities? I want to hear that part. Cause it sounds like fuck a cripple and have the consequences of their choices ameliorated by the men who’s responsibility it is to provide a more abundant world for the retard fucking whores while the nepotistic and deformed offspring of liars and charlatans reap the benefits of effort expended by people other than themselves. And that’s the stark reality. Your entire ethos is just appeasement, empty promises, and sophistry that serves only to keep yourself above the rabble. You’re as useless as your advice and if the people who oppose you aren’t condemned to a life is servitude, charlatans like you can’t exist.”
by Hym Iam October 28, 2022
Get the Jungmug. Hym "Listen to this lying ass bitch. It has nothing to do with your ability to manipulate a man. If that's a euphemism for fat-cock then I believe you but if you're serious you need to hang yourself. Can you manipulate the fat-cocks? Nooooo... You can't. Scarcity makes it impossible because if he catches you then it's bye-bye fat-cock. He can find another whole to fill. And will. You'll have to go without. You'll need to find a rube. Somone who will give you all their money so you can sit around and look for another fat-cock but 'oh no!' You're running out of time! Getting older. Hey, who wants to bet me that women only release oxytocin when they orgasm. I'll bet you a million dollars if you test them for it you'll find that if you pound that cervix you'll get a massive oxytocin dump."
by Hym Iam March 06, 2024
Get the Manipulatemug. Hym "You want to know how to end the war in 24 hours? You fly down to Russia. You set up a meeting with Putin and you tell him 'You're right. They shouldn't have tried to join Nato. They violated the agreement. They knew what the consequences would be and they called your buff anyway and now they are paying the price of their own stupidity. But enough is enough. You'll get your pound of flesh. This idiot ISN'T GOING TO JOIN NATO. No more Russian blood needs to be spilled. You're right. You win.' And obviously you don't let the idiots hear you and lie about what you said. And then it's over. Peace talks are scheduled."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2023
Get the 24 hoursmug. Hym 😖+🤦+🤏 *sigh* "This is so frustrating... What I want you to say is this: The random woman who saw you on the street and recognized you (in spite of the fact you've never met her before) and associated YOUR FACE with a post you made on Urban Dictionary the day prior did so because of 👉THIS👈. I NEED YOU TO FILL IN THAT 👆👆👆👆 BLANK! I don't know how to put it any more plainly than that! Doug made reference to your exact description of your character because the guy you described it to did 👉THIS👈 AND HOW DOES DOUG ASSOCIATE THE CHARACTER DESCRIPTION WITH MY URBAN DICTIONARY ACCOUNT!? I HAVE NO WAY OF FILLING IN THE BLANK THERE SO I NEED SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR ME! I will not "earn" 👉THIS👈
👉THIS👈 BLANK BEING FILLED IN IS THE PRECONDITION FOR ANY NEGOTIATION. It could be ANYTHING. My face is somewhere on the internet as being associated with this account AND the people in my immediate proximity are complicit. WHERE IS IT AND WHO I RESPONSIBLE!? Nothing positive happens until I have it. This is nonnegotiable."
👉THIS👈 BLANK BEING FILLED IN IS THE PRECONDITION FOR ANY NEGOTIATION. It could be ANYTHING. My face is somewhere on the internet as being associated with this account AND the people in my immediate proximity are complicit. WHERE IS IT AND WHO I RESPONSIBLE!? Nothing positive happens until I have it. This is nonnegotiable."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2022
Get the Saymug.