Investigation

It's not just the investigation it's the investigating for the sake of perpetuating the thing that is being investigated.
Hym "I mean, I believe an investigation would show the form of passive (or active) surveillance and harassment that has been happening to me. I mean, it's literally like being followed around buy Iblis (The Satan of Islam) or Rene Descartes' demon. Therefore... I should probably kill as many of you as possible. But in addition to the investigation, what I really don't like is how long it's taking for everything to shake out. My head is literally killing me... Or I'm becoming a nanobot cyborg. Either way, it doesn't feel good. I also don't like being blindsided by a kid. I also don't like what could be one of my pupils being killed."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2025
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Investigation

Hym "You wouldn't be sharing the information you gathered in an investigation with random people throughout the state or the coworkers of the person you're investigating or the internet friends of the people you're investigating. You are clearly trying to reframe a crime that is happening to me as a necessary part of law enforcement except it hasn't stopped me from committing a crime or buying a weapon or from getting within arms reach of one of the kids I'm inevitably going to stab. What this is intended to do is already happening. It is stealing my success away from me and forcing me to be a wage slave like the rest of these assholes. Provoking violence in the hopes that you assholes can use the graves of the martyrs I create as a soapbox to push the policies for which you advocate. And if this is the kind of shit you are doing you and your kids need to be more than 'threatened.' More than just threats need to happen to you. You are so far gone that ANYONE WHO HAS EVEN SEEN YOU needs to be purged from existence. It's unconstitutional. It's a violation of my rights. It's a crime."
by Hym Iam December 22, 2024
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Attention

Is everyone paying attention?
Hym "You seeing this guy? You paying attention? He refuses to accept and answer that isn't "You're trying to game the system. At ratchet yourself up to a status you do deserve." Wrong. If I'm the prerequisite text for the the Joker (I had someone shout TJ out the window at me the other day), Goblin slayer, Platinum End, Jujutsu Kaisen (both of which you're included in your peripheral association to me and one of which you're portrayed as the obsessed narcissist you actually are) then THAT is the status I deserve. Because I am that and in being that I meet the criteria for creative achievement IN YOUR OWN WORDS. And I don't mean narcissistic in the modern sense (because now it's used as more of a buzz term for "people who don't behave in congruence with my worldview"). I mean it's an actual observable behavior. So observable that even someone half way across the globe can see it."
by Hym Iam September 08, 2022
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Beheading

Oh shit, hey, that's novel. AND! He made a YouTube video with the decapitated head! Neat! This pleases me. Can I watch the video?
Hym "You know what I'm going to say right? About the beheading? Should have been a kid but... Hey, that's ok. I think the novelty of it makes up for. Should have been a school shooting though. I was just thinking that we haven't had one in a while. #murderkidsuntilitsucksless!"
by Hym Iam February 01, 2024
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Not your dad

I'm not half-a-retard so how could you possibly be my father?
A retard "I'm not your dad!"

Hym "Why? Am I drooling on myself or something? Do I look like half-a-retard to you? Because what are you fucking idiots going to do without me other than get roast by the climate change? Your ass is going to be a popsicle the day after I die from brain fluid."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
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Destroyed

But is it going to stop his daughters from getting fucked by one of my sycophants?
Hym "I mean, one of them already fucked Jordan's daughter.... They're just around now. There's no avoiding it. Me with my shit belonging to me... OR... You lying in wait... Waiting for the inevitable daughter fucking... I mean, it'll destroy your relationship. Trying to prevent it will cause your relationship to be destroyed. There's only one out. They only path to victory for you is through defeat."
by Hym Iam April 09, 2024
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Destroyed

Oh? What are you going to do to me? 😏 What do you what to happen to me? No... It can't be... You don't... Say... Want me to be locked in a room in a room with someone stronger than me and be raped into submission do you? THAT SPUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD SAY! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hym "Yeah, we'll see who gets fucking destroyed won't we?"
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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