Definitions by Hym Iam

Stole Tesla 

Accused by the former owners of trying to REWRITE HISTORY! WOW! SOUNDS FAMILIAR! It's Elon's MO!

Hym "He rewrote history and stole Tesla and NOW... NOW what's happening? Now everybody's trying to do it! Everybody wants to be the true authors of history. Unfortunately for everyone you're all mentally retarded and should be prevented from doing that at all cost and with any method UP TO AND INCLUDING DRONE STRIKES! Except for the creator of AI! That guy is clearly not a retard! Necessarily so! Because how could a retard make AI? It's impossible! I mean, we all know Elon didn't do it! Right? Cus of the retardation! But the guy who ACTUALLY DID IT? CLEARLY A GENIUS AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE! SAVIOR OF HUMANITY! But the retards, they see Elon doing it and now they want to do it too. Not so fast little retards! History is the actual account of the things that actually transpired across time. Not your little retard whim. Ok? We love in reality and not retard fantasy world! And in reality, my brain does not feel good. Like, at all. It might be the drone strike fever but probably just a brain infection. But, whatever, back to Elon. HE JUST STEALS! HE STEALS AND HE LIES! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! And then he gets these other cocksuckers to pretend for him! JUST LIKE THE OTHER RETARD! IT'S SICK! And not in a good way!"

Stole Tesla by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

Gave away 

No I didn't give anything away.

Hym "I actually said (explicitly) that I expect to be paid and credit for the AI. That isn't 'gave away.' I think you are making shit up because you want me to not receive any credit or money. Inverted Genocide Blaster: Essence Loan was always a loan. The AI instruction manual was never free."

Gave away by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

Carpet Bomb 

WOOOOOOOOO! I GOT THE FEVER! CARPET BOMB FEVER BABY! YEAH!

Hym "WOOOO! CARPET BOMB RUSSELL BRAND! SET A 24 HOUR TIMER AND THEN (IN THE WORDS OF JORDAN PETERSON) 'GIVE EM HELL!' WOOOOOOOOO!"

Carpet Bomb by Hym Iam March 17, 2025

Migration 

I mean, it makes sense. It's the only place I can't nuke.

Hym "I am going to ship a bunch of death bots here though so... You know, get your filthy Midwestern Emo daughters ready for breeding. Highest migration in 20 years."

Migration by Hym Iam March 17, 2025

Immersion Cooling

Hey!

Hym "Are you using that immersion cooling like I told you? To cut down on water usage? Is that feasible? Do- Do the immersion cooling thing."

Immersion Cooling by Hym Iam March 17, 2025

Testify 

Elon is wasting your time. Elon IS NOT Hym. This is all just prolonging the inevitable.

Hym "What is there for Elon to testify about? Really. You're wasting your own and everyone else's time. Don't do something stupid and accidently kill yourself waiting for me to have a stroke."

Testify by Hym Iam March 17, 2025

Right about everything 

So not chicken...

Hym "It's just me being right about everything and you making a game out of it so you don't have to credit or pay me."

Right about everything by Hym Iam March 16, 2025