Hym Iam's definitions

The TRUE Scottsman

The reality is that you're entire worldview is fallacy.

Hym "Because regardless of what the TRUE Scottsman prefers the inevitable outcome of evolutionary biology is extinction."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

Easter egg

A painted egg to celebrate a zombie

Hym "I mean you could have put an Easter egg that at least alluded to the fact that I (at the very least) wrote the 'blueprint'."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2022

The same boat

I donno.... It don't look the same to me...

Hym "Is it the same boat though? Cus it looks like your vacationing in Jerusalem with your wife while I kind of sit down here and roast... Indefinitely! I looks like 2 different boats to me. One that is slowly burning into nothingness and the other being held up above the flames by 6 million sycophants."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023

Unions

Fantastic! You protested and got a factory to re-open... So, you protested... The employers you hate... And made them let you work more.... Ok... That's... Fine I guess...

Hym "Hey, yeah the unions are winning... By forcing business owners... To let them work for them forever.... Brilliant."

by Hym Iam February 29, 2024

Talk

You know I don't actually talk to the people in my life right? They will never get anything even remotely like what I would write here out of me in conversation. You know that right? Because it would be wasted on them. Not because I haven't tried but because the are going to assert so fallacy or they're going to assume they are correct (a priori) and the conversation isn't going to go anywhere. They are going to walk away thinking that they are right without ever having reconcile with the fact that they are speaking in a dialect that allows you de-contextualize the events that have transpired or what was said and create a narrative that does nothing more than assert that I am wrong and the person blatantly misrepresenting the issue is correct.

Hym "Minimal necessary interaction. Leak information in such a way that when the person transmits it through the grapevine and it comes back to me I can be reasonably certain of who's participating in the surveillance. Maybe some small talk. Maybe remind them that they are worthless shit. You ARE going to talk. I am increasingly unhappy with how long this is taking. You had better hope someone is actively working force you to do this and you'd better hope they aren't going to use as much violence."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

Air conditioning

Some people can't afford to keep it running 24/7.... Which is why I'm glad the electric company let's you rack up like $700 in debt before they shut your power off because neither can I! Hahaha!

Hym "Air conditioning is expensive apparently... I wouldn't know because I never check... I just wait them to shut it off and pay that 60% lump some baby."

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

Side effects

Kombucha trials 001

Hym "Ugh... What IS it? What even IS it?"

Iam "I don't know... Google it."

Hym "Gah! My face is warm and my stomach is hot and it won't stop growling. Why did you buy this!?"

Iam "Stop drinking it then! I don't know! I've heard of it but I've never tried it and the bottle made it look good."

Hym "The bottle made it look- Are you retarded!? The bottle looks like a recycled rat poison bottle! Nothing about this screams 'delicious beverage!' "

Iam "Stop drinking it if you don't like it!"

Hym "We don't have anything else that is carbonated."

Iam "Not everything needs to be carbonated!"

Hym "Haa... Everything is hot. My body temperature has raised by, like, 10⁰. It's like all of the side effects of being drunk without any of the intoxication..."

Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "You're not even listening anymore... 😑 Alright. Do what ever you want. I'm leaving."

Hym "Blegh! It's like Pepsi and NyQuil teamed up to make Seaweed & NyQuil flavored soda... It's like the soda equivalent to salt and vinegar flavored chips... Ugh! Where are you going? Get more Kombucha!"

by Hym Iam June 3, 2022