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Molested

Can be used as an adjective to describe the retard.
Did you get molested?

No.

I got molested.
by Hym Iam December 6, 2020
mugGet the Molestedmug.

Not going to fly

I mean... The only thing that IS going to fly there is literally progressive shit-lib politics and all I'm going to get from any of YOU is free money potentially-hypothetically-eventually if I do and believe what you want.
Hym "Juxtaposed to the delusional zealots claiming I HAVE to believe and say what they want! And to choose neither is to BE THE ROPE in a game of special needs tug of war. But saying that is probably 'not going to fly' either."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2024
mugGet the Not going to flymug.

Retarded Fat Cock

Oh? And what's there to learn from a retard fat cock? Masterbate in my room until the staff of my group home for the developmentally disabled walks in and see my fat cock, starts fucking me, gets caught, amd runs away to avoid punishment? I'm getting pretty good at the "throwing a temper tantrum every day until I get what I want part" but my "crying like a bitch when I have to wait an hour to eat cereal." You could learn a bit from that fat defiler piece of shit and bring me a whore.
Hym "You're giving the retarded fat cock way too much credit because your backwards rationalizing from the outcome while entirely ignoring the environment. You have a bunch of women talking about the first whore fucking the retard. The first whore leaves. The you have the management talking to this new hire about what the house is like. What is the house she's going to be working at like? The women there fuck the retard. That's what it's like. Do you want to work there? Are you a woman? What's going to happen after you start working there? You're going to do what the women who work there do. You were brought there to fuck the retard, encouraged to fuck the retard, and shielded from consequences for fucking the retard."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
mugGet the Retarded Fat Cockmug.

Maisie Williams

WHAT!? 26!? You have got to be shitting me!? Well now I look stupid and am confused... I don't like this.
Hym "Maisie Williams is 26!? WHY!? Go... Go back and be the correct age... Do it right. I mean.... WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THIS!? How am I supposed to navigate the world when actresses refuse to be the age that coincides with the things I say? Gah! I feel WEIRD now. I don't like it and it's entirely George R.R. Martins fault... I hate this! My energy has been entirely disrupted by this. I still have more of it than everyone but WHAT GOOD IS IT when it's being disrupted by medieval fantasy!? I'm... I'm screwed! I can't sell my book. I can't sell my beads. I mean... Are you happy with yourself after doing that!? I'm ruined! HOOOOOOO shit... Shitshitshit... Shit..."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2023
mugGet the Maisie Williamsmug.

Definition

Yeah someone could totally turn that into the highest grossing r-rated film of all time (better than Deadpool), several anime, several shows, several characters, intern recruiting rhetoric from one of the most prominent conservative politicians of all time, 2 songs, unalive a couple people, and raise and army or hammer clowns... We clearly did the same thing. You just as good as I am.
Hym "I wish I knew which definition they used to make the greatest iteration of Jack the Ripper of all time... Oh and that's horse shit that Marc got cigars. See, the algorithm knew which Marc I was talking about. Did you? Did you get the reference?"
by Hym Iam February 19, 2023
mugGet the Definitionmug.

Children of Hym

by Hym Iam September 21, 2023
mugGet the Children of Hymmug.

Tragedy

Hym "Those are literally 2 things that are not opposites. Tragedy IS inevitable."
by Hym Iam January 28, 2025
mugGet the Tragedymug.

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