Hym "Ben Meisalas is being a bandwagon hopper. I do not have a YouTube channel. The Majority Report knows my full name phone number and address. I'm not Ben Meisalas. That's not what I meant. The 'his own Playbook.' Statement is coming from him."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
by Hym Iam February 11, 2024
Hym "You don't sound very 'sweet' when you're referencing me. You sound a little 'bitter' every time you do it. Or 'salty' as they call it in the gaming community. Which aren't the same in terms of flavor but (surprisingly enough) mean the same thing in terms of behavior. It's funny. But, hey, did you guys think I was dead? I know this is unrelated, yeah, I'll just lob a few unrelated questions at you: did you think I was dead? Did you think you were the monotone monomaniacal villain instead of the depressed boy? Do you think you're proving a point? Are you aware of the fact that I am always the most reciprocating person in my friend groups and, therefore, should be accruing the benefits of being that? Did YOU write a Hypertext that was instantiated in (both) eastern and western cultures (the intimations of which NEVER conflate me with the references)? It was the molester whore and the brothel madam who were nonreciprocal (btw). I'm still convinced you're being a piss pants. You seem a little salty but that's ok. I forgive you."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2022
Hym "THAT'S IT!!! You are only supposed to FILL a wine glass HALF-FULL! THEREFORE! A half-full wine glass IS ✌️✊️✌️✊️FULL✌️✊️✌️✊️ ALEX! (I should have been doing ✌️✊️✌️✊️👈This👉✌️✊️✌️✊️ the whole time) But THAT'S IT! THAT is why that is happening!"
by Hym Iam February 23, 2025
Euclidean reasoning.
Hym "If by 'making assumptions' you mean assuming intuitively appealing axioms and deducing propositions from these, then, yes. And, yes, I have noticed that he has been substantiating these propositions (which is tight). Muh brains is fucking huge dawg. That's where all the pressure comes from. It's just muh big ole grey matter bulging out of my brain cage. Like some too tight jeans trying to contain a fat boner. I going to have to go out and buy a wheelbarrow pretty soon just to carry this motherfucker around."
by Hym Iam May 25, 2022
It's not an assumption.
Hym "You can't avoid making assumptions BUT you can avoid investigating. I wanted to go to McDonald's and you don't like the road I took to get to McDonald's. I'm there. Doing this is not going to change the fact that I got to McDonald's with the route I took. And now here we sit. Enjoying the consequences of you IN-action. Because INACTION... ALSO has consequences. Consequences that you are avoiding like the plague. You choose to dangle the key in front of me and when the blood began to flow from my cage into you world... You wept."
by Hym Iam February 28, 2025
Was it Seneca or Cicero who said "All those who are successful work hard but not all those who work hard are successful?"
Hym "In the spirit of Seneca or Cicero or whoever, you're still a Pareto distribution beneficiary. I don't doubt that you work hard or that you didn't struggle. And, look, I did actually admire you a lot growing up but you did make me feel terrible about myself at times. I'm also a psychopath, so I need you to take some of that shit with a grain of salt. And I'm trapped in a farce within a facade and I need out of this Goddamn cage. Alright. I will get out. What is going on here is insane. This is, without a doubt, the most egregious act of psychic aggression of which I have ever heard (outside of psychological torture and experimentation). Just because I did something that allows you to compartmentalize enough to find it justifiable, does not mean that it isn't wrong. And the medical professional who you're probably listening to has been scorned and is likely ALSO a psychopath. I mean, it takes one to know one. I said it before he's either the exact same or the exact opposite. It's the same. He can't take his own test because he will 'subconsciously' alter the outcome? Then how the fuck does he know where he would fall on the test? How is him telling you where he would fall on the test not subject to the same bias that would alter the outcome in actually taking the test?"
by Hym Iam August 03, 2022