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Distracted

Having your attention occupied by setting other than the task at hand.
You forget what you were doing?

No I starting thinking about who that whore fucked a retard and instead on me and that thought distracted me from the task I was preforming. The thought ended with me deciding that I'm going to rape your personal whore and kill you when she srceams for your help. In front of her. And then I rape her in a pool of your blood. And then I when I finished fantasising about both of your deaths; I continued what I was doing.
by Hym Iam December 3, 2020
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Internet personas

Hym "Besides making sissy therapists (and sometimes actual rapists) cry? I donno... I created A.I. So... That's one thing that came of internet personas... Ummm... I donno. The A.I. thing is pretty substantial."
by Hym Iam August 20, 2024
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The Radical Left

Is a character from The Venture Bros on Adult Swim. Adult Swim could probably be suing you over that.
Hym "Yeah, the Radical Left is probably copyrighted... You could sue Ben Shapiro for using that for his political propaganda."
by Hym Iam February 4, 2025
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Misogyny

You're fucking all the fat cocks and "having relationships" with everyone (until a fat cock comes along) else, bitch, and you're not beyond contempt. You ain't fooling anybody with that shit anymore.
Hym "In the context of determinism (And shut up Alex you literally believe that this can't not be the case... And you still look like a poof! Just, like, a hairy one now), misogyny is the is the unavoidable byproduct of an antecedent chain leading to the present. You could fix it today. Well, not YOU but... Jennifer Lawrence could fix it today! And not 'today' because I doubt disrupting the antecedent chain in the present with Jennifer Lawrence blowjobs would have an immediate effect but, you know, after a couple of months I'd probably love women! It would be impossible to hate them (in the context of determinism) because the antecedent chain would be filled with Jennifer Lawrence sex. It's literally the solution to misogyny. I mean, it doesn't even have to be Jennifer Lawrence. I'd settle for a prostitute that kind of looks like Avril Levine. Or a cop pretending to be a prostitute who looks like Avril Levine but 'oh no!' Her leash got lost in traffic and her coms went down! But we're already at the hotel and I'm kind of cute so she let's me hit it... For $40... And the world is a better place for everyone..."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2024
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Jim Banks

Trying to cover for the Daily Wire's complicity in SOMETHING. Wonder what THAT could be. Punish them! Extradite them immediately!
Hym "Jim Banks trying to help the Daily Wire cover something up. Looks like the point is to 'stop people from encouraging the harassment of Americans.' Is someone encouraging harassment? Or is this more of their 'Uno reverse' bullshit? Probably the latter. Either way, put them on all the lists!"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2024
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Virtual Life

No I am not "retreating into my virtual life."
Hym "I am not ✌️✊️✌️We✌️✊️✌️ YOU are trying to separate my virtual life from my 'real' life. You could merge them today. YOU are doing that TO ME. That is a thing you are trying to do... Why? Because if they merge... I AM WHAT I SAY I AM and YOU do not get to dictate to me what I am by leveraging both my incredulity and your first amendment right to lie and withhold information to keep me impoverished and steal my property. And I'll tell you why you are doing it.... In the next one."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
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Husband

Hym "Your husband is a dork Megyn and I could beat him up."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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