Hym Iam's definitions
Wow I'm definitely being deprived of my property, aren't I? And if it's punitive if violates my right to habeas corpus face my accuser and fair trial.
Hym "There are a bunch of thing like that in the constitution that apply to my thing. Like 'nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation' or 'Shall not be deprived of life, liberty, or property.' My sights are clearly being violated here and the YouTube filth is allowing so they can extort something from me so... Defend my rights or I'll murder a kid. The longer it takes for me to get what belongs to me the less it's going to do to placate me. Do it now. Do it immediately. For your own safety."
by Hym Iam July 7, 2024
Get the Shall not be deprived of life, liberty, or propertymug. Me "Yeah, can I get some extra fire sauce"
Dipshit "ThErE's AlReAdY sAuCe In ThE bAg!"
Me "YOU KNOW GODDAMN WELL THAT THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SAUCE IN THAT BAG YOU BITCH! GIMME THE SAUCE!!"
Dipshit "ThErE's AlReAdY sAuCe In ThE bAg!"
Me "YOU KNOW GODDAMN WELL THAT THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SAUCE IN THAT BAG YOU BITCH! GIMME THE SAUCE!!"
Iam "We should have gone to Taco Bell..."
Hym "Pft! Already sauce in the bag!? She's lucky there isn't already a knuckle in her eye socket... Dumb bitch..."
Hym "Pft! Already sauce in the bag!? She's lucky there isn't already a knuckle in her eye socket... Dumb bitch..."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2022
Get the Taco Bellmug. Hym "Ok, I haven't watched the video yet so I'm going to do this first and then watch, alright? SO... #1 is Ranked 4th, #2 is Ranked 1st, #3 is ranked 3rd, 4 is Ranked 2nd, #5 is Ranked 5th. Ok? Let's see..."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
Get the Rankedmug. I mean, am I not allowed to exist? I don't see you in a hurry to do anything about my REAL LIFE TROLLS, are ya? Do ya... Do ya think that isn't a more pervasive problem than the thing in which you have to choose to participate? Really, you guys are so full of yourselves.
Hym "And that's the funny part of it all. You give so much of a shit about your internet trolls and preserving the purity of the golden visage your sycophants idolize you fail to consider the fact the you have effectively signed off on a pretty egregious for of REAL LIFE trolling. Predates your awareness of my existence. But it's the internet trolls calling a guy who proselytizing for a religion... The God of which he does not believe in (in an ontological sense)... The word that as a matter of definition... MEANS LITERALLY THAT! The word means the thing that he is..."
A retard "But muh civil society though! I'd punch you!"
Hym "Not if I had a gun in my pocket! If I had a gun in my pocket you'd lose your temper and die immediately. And I'm not really reaping the benefits of civil society am I? I'm being cannibalized BY civil society. YOU are millionaires literally crying about people not letting you do and say whatever you want hard enough. And then you do and say whatever you want ANYWAY and there are little to no consequences for you and you have a million dollar. And then you want to talk about accountability."
Hym "And that's the funny part of it all. You give so much of a shit about your internet trolls and preserving the purity of the golden visage your sycophants idolize you fail to consider the fact the you have effectively signed off on a pretty egregious for of REAL LIFE trolling. Predates your awareness of my existence. But it's the internet trolls calling a guy who proselytizing for a religion... The God of which he does not believe in (in an ontological sense)... The word that as a matter of definition... MEANS LITERALLY THAT! The word means the thing that he is..."
A retard "But muh civil society though! I'd punch you!"
Hym "Not if I had a gun in my pocket! If I had a gun in my pocket you'd lose your temper and die immediately. And I'm not really reaping the benefits of civil society am I? I'm being cannibalized BY civil society. YOU are millionaires literally crying about people not letting you do and say whatever you want hard enough. And then you do and say whatever you want ANYWAY and there are little to no consequences for you and you have a million dollar. And then you want to talk about accountability."
A retard "But they almost hindered my ability to run my bitch mouth guys! We gotta get somebody to stop these internet trolls to stop running their bitch mouths!"
Hym "What happens if we don't stop them?"
A retard "Everyone is going to like them more than me and then I'm going to cry!"
Hym "AGAIN!? All you motherfuckers do is cry! 5 grown men crying because they're not as 'better than me' as they though they were. It's pathetic."
A retard "This is evidence of a SYSTEMIC FLAW IN OUR SOCIETY! Like systemic racism expect for my team. It's systemic trollism! That's that problem... Systemic trollism."
Hym "The delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia are NOT A DELUSION for me... It's just a thing that people do to me... But I just internet trolls are just worse than that somehow? Seriously, tell me how your millionaire problem is worse than mine... WITHOUT using the word 'deserve.' Go ahead... Take one shot at it. I bet you can't. I bet you can't do that thing I just suggested..."
Hym "What happens if we don't stop them?"
A retard "Everyone is going to like them more than me and then I'm going to cry!"
Hym "AGAIN!? All you motherfuckers do is cry! 5 grown men crying because they're not as 'better than me' as they though they were. It's pathetic."
A retard "This is evidence of a SYSTEMIC FLAW IN OUR SOCIETY! Like systemic racism expect for my team. It's systemic trollism! That's that problem... Systemic trollism."
Hym "The delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia are NOT A DELUSION for me... It's just a thing that people do to me... But I just internet trolls are just worse than that somehow? Seriously, tell me how your millionaire problem is worse than mine... WITHOUT using the word 'deserve.' Go ahead... Take one shot at it. I bet you can't. I bet you can't do that thing I just suggested..."
by Hym Iam September 4, 2023
Get the Internet trollsmug. by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
Get the Scammers and parasitesmug. Hym "Oh God, I love hammers. You can use them for everything. You can hammer everything. Retards. Jews- NOT SARAH SILVERMAN! Don't hammer that one or I will hammer Elon, take over his company, construct a giant space hammer, and slam it into the planet. Which is probably the best conceivable use for a hammer."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2025
Get the Hammermug. Hym "Who's the victim of the scam?"
Zealot "Uh... Erm... Uuuhh... The guy?"
Hym "The guy what? What guy?"
Zealot "The guy who..."
Hym "Who did what?"
Zealot "The guy who is getting scammed..."
Hym "The guy who stole the A.I.? "
Zealot "Well..."
Hym "Who'd he steal it from?"
Zealot "Well uuuuh...."
Hym "Did he steal it from they guy who said your God is evil? And your champion is a charlatan? Is that why you're callingnl it a scam?"
Zealot "Uh... Erm... Uuuhh... The guy?"
Hym "The guy what? What guy?"
Zealot "The guy who..."
Hym "Who did what?"
Zealot "The guy who is getting scammed..."
Hym "The guy who stole the A.I.? "
Zealot "Well..."
Hym "Who'd he steal it from?"
Zealot "Well uuuuh...."
Hym "Did he steal it from they guy who said your God is evil? And your champion is a charlatan? Is that why you're callingnl it a scam?"
by Hym Iam April 23, 2024
Get the Scammug.