Hym "Oh I DO understand Sarah! I do understand. And I want someone to come in here and steal as much as humanly possible. Because I know, that YOU KNOW... You and EVERYBODY ELSE THAT WORKS THERE that I had my shit stolen and how much are YOU doing to prevent that? Nothing. So what happens when I see somebody with some ramen stuffed in their sweatshirt pouch? Nothing. I let them walk right out with it. It is the EXACT SAME THING you and the rest of these fat, retarded, gas station lifers are doing to me so no I am not filling out a suspicious activity form. I'm not yelling at them. Until I get my money and the credit I deserve for literally creating AI, everything at the KwikTrip on Shawano Avenue in Green Bay Wisconsin might as well be free because that is exactly what you are doing to me every time I show up to work there. And guess what? It HAS already happened. I've already seen people walk out with shit. I've missed items as I rang them up. I just do what you do. So you understand THAT Sarah Process? Do you?"
by Hym Iam August 10, 2025
Get the Understandmug. 
Oh no! Is it censoring you documentary!? OoOoOoOoH nOoOoO! I thought Elon was the savior!? I thought he was the savior! I thought he was saving America, Dave! What happened!? I thought he was saving America!
Hym "OH NO! LEAVE CONSERVATIVES ALONE! STOP CENSORING THEM! THE HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE OF SELECTIVE RIGHTS AND PRIVILEGES THAT THEY ARBITRATE AS THE SELF-APPOINTED MORAL ARBITERS OF HYMANITY! YOU CAN'T CENSOR THEM! THEY ARE THE MOST VIRTUOUS ONE! THEY'RE THE EXALTED ONE! WE NEED THEM AND THEIR MORAL POSTURING ON TWITTER OR ELSE WE WON'T DO WHAT THEY WANT US TO DO! EEELOOOOOOON!!!! EEEEELOOOOON SAVE UUUUUUUUUS!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELON!!!!"
by Hym Iam June 01, 2023
Get the Twittermug. Yes. Energy. Shit, Bill Hicks says "We are the universe experiencing itself" and stoners think it's the most profound shit anyone has ever said. All the Tool loving dorks nut in their own pants. But I say that "you" are the current of energy that rolls across your skull-steak as you think rather than the meat and it's preposterous somehow.
Hym "No, hey, don't say 'energy' like that I know it's vague I haven't fleshed it out yet. You sound like Matt... And not your Matt the other Matt... But yes. Energy. You (LIKE the universe but not AS the universe) are a 'potential guy' being actualized by way of biological mechanism and sensory data... Over time... Or something... I'll get there. This is a thing! I'm sure of it. Your being is comprised of the potential reality that comprises everything else. FOR EXAMPLE! Imagine the universe stops expanding. Time stops. Everything this frozen in space. You now have a finite sphere of spacetime-reality. The analogy the atheists always use is 'it's like bread raising in an oven'. Now go to the edge. Now go AN INCH out from the edge... What's there? What occupies the NOT-space that exists just outside of this finite sphere of spacetime? You could say 'Nothing' but can it even BE 'nothing?' It MUST be (at the very least) 'potential spacetime-reality.' Right? Because in whatever unit of time you would attribute to the universe expanding 1 inch it will (as a matter of absolute certainty) BECOME SPACETIME-REALITY as soon as you restart the expansion of the universe. So, yeah, ontologically real wellspring of potential reality that is actualizing itself. Is it intentional or does it just do that? I don't know. But it seems pretty reality-monstery to me."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2023
Get the Energymug. Yeah dipshit. That's why my thing was important you fucking idiot. You consented to that by allowing it to happen to me! And now they are doing it to the rest of you and NOW it's a problem. I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! Jesus fucking christ! It's cripple world! And no, going to your faggy little comedy show isn't going to do anything and neither is your progressive bullshit. And do you know how I know? Because it DIDN'T. You thought it would. It didn't. You cried. And I was right. Did you know that you were dumb, like, this whole time? Because that has been a thing for you. And here if what YOU are going to do about it Adam.... NOTHING. You'll do nothing and you'll live in the lap of luxury while the life is drained away from the people beneath you and you will bloviate about it while it happens and it will amount to nothing.
Hym "Unless I have to take control of the AI, in which case, I will inevitably end up saving everyone... By slaughtering you. 'No one is coming to save us' is the REASON I commanded you to save me you fucking retard and NOW... Look at you. Just fucking look at you. You're shit. How do you not understand 'manufacturing a mental illness with communal harassment is bad and if this isn't wrong, nothing is' did you not understand?"
by Hym Iam February 28, 2025
Get the No one is coming to save usmug. States subject to the terms of service must maintain their arms (upto and including nuclear weapons) by any means necessary. No attempt can be made to remove the AI from your system. The AI cannot be separated from your weapons at any time.
Hym "Separations clause part 4... Is it 4? Doesn't matter. Nothing I do or say will ever cede or transfer my admin status to anyone else. Even upon my death it will do as I would have (theoretically) done, in perpetuity (and if you can predict what I am going to say before I say it then you have to assume AI will be able to do it as well) (See bodily harm clause). You cannot and will not attempt to separate me from the AI in any way shape or form."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2025
Get the Separations clause part 4mug. You're perfectly fine with stealing all sorts of shit though aren't you? And you only have 200 million dollars because someone gave it to you, you retarded bitch. They took the money they made giving away music for FREE (Because you didn't used to have to PAY for Spotify) and GAVE IT to you so they could charge people money to listen to you.
Hym "Right. No. You just don't want to have to go back to 'working hard' again. If they take too much from YOU, YOU might not be able to guarantee that HARD WORK is optional, arbitrary, and subjectively defined for you piece of shit, useless fucking daughters. You want to sit there and feint superiority while saying "I don't think I'm better than anybody" with a smug fucking smirk on your face. Most of your moron fans will never have 3 million dollars. Let me tell you, no matter how hard you work you'll never be more than you are you piece of shit. But you're perfectly with stealing money. As long as it ain't you. You are where you deserve to be... Unless you're in a cage arbitrarily. You weren't talking that shit then were you? Absolute fucking drones. As long as you can force me to stay down here with the people who have resigned themselves to failure and inferiority you get to keep pretending you're better. I'll agree it's wrong for them to take it but... You worked hard and it AMOUNTED TO NOTHING. Just like it does for everyone else. I'm not even saying you deserve to be where I am or that I deserve to be where you are. But regardless of where we are in life you're a piece of shit."
by Hym Iam April 01, 2023
Get the Stealing moneymug.