Just call things dumb or insane or unhinged. It's easy. You can do it to ANYTHING. ABOUT anything. Seriously. Go on YouTube right now. FIND a conservative video. And then google a historical precedent that contradicts the information in the video. Record yourself watching the video after you've done this. Every 30 seconds call the guy making the video unhinged or dumb or insane and throw in the previously stated historical contradiction and BOOM! You're Hasan... Or Destiny.... It's free money. You get enough viewer and you will start to get invited to shit like Pearl or Andrew (Who is one of my finest students btw) or Destiny again.
Hym "Thank you for joining my class: 'How to be a liberal 101.' It works the same way with conservatives except you also get to throw in the BIBLICAL precedent everyone once and a while. And Lauren is hot. Would breed, 100%. OH! THAT'S WHO JOAN LOOKS LIKE! IT'S JOAN! SO fucking hot!"
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the How to be a liberal 101mug. Was killed by his subordinates
Some guy "You can't trust someone who isn't willing to subordinate themselves."
Hym "Julius Caesar was killed by his subordinates. Lenin was killed by Stalin. Stalin was subordinate Lenin. Cain was subordinate to Abel in a certain context. I mean do you even hear yourself!? You can almost exclusively NOT trust subordinates. That statement was the exact opposite of truth. Yet there you stand. Flashing your ethos card and being wrong."
Hym "Julius Caesar was killed by his subordinates. Lenin was killed by Stalin. Stalin was subordinate Lenin. Cain was subordinate to Abel in a certain context. I mean do you even hear yourself!? You can almost exclusively NOT trust subordinates. That statement was the exact opposite of truth. Yet there you stand. Flashing your ethos card and being wrong."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2022
Get the Julius Caesarmug. Code word for a straight married music teacher having a sexual with FEMALE student in her class! The fuck? Now I understand even less about what going on in the world (and I'm part of a nation wide gangstalking operation in which my favorite YouTubers are active participants)
Hym "Do you see this OLO shit!?"
Iam "See what I'm saying about teachers though?
Hym "That's why I prefer professors. They write the material they teach. They aren't molesters."
Iam "Hey, OLO looks like a person. Check it. OLO
👄
See?"
Hym "Ha! You're a fucking idiot. But seriously. That Monk shit is really pissing me off. How the fuck is Doug quoting something I said, verbatim, when I said it in a room with only one person? I get the UD posts. That's fine. But that shit isn't ME, Jordan. I'm not doing that shit to myself, am I? That's the fucking problem here. Not my unwillingness wipe the fucking beard hairs off my sink. Ok? See my problem?"
Iam "I thought it was kind of funny... I mean look ________________
OLO / FEED ME BRAINS! /
👄 <________________/
See? It's funny right?"
Hym "Bwahahahaha! Stop it! This isn't funny! You're annoying! We have a serious problem here!"
Iam "I know..."
Hym "Our life is falling apart and we're a part of an MK ultra-esque conspiracy! This isn't the time for jokes. How do you not see how this could be misused? 'If I wAs ThE oNe In ChArGe It WoUlD bE fInE!' Sounds a lot like communism to me! How about you? No? I was quoting a doctor. Sound familiar!?"
Iam "See what I'm saying about teachers though?
Hym "That's why I prefer professors. They write the material they teach. They aren't molesters."
Iam "Hey, OLO looks like a person. Check it. OLO
👄
See?"
Hym "Ha! You're a fucking idiot. But seriously. That Monk shit is really pissing me off. How the fuck is Doug quoting something I said, verbatim, when I said it in a room with only one person? I get the UD posts. That's fine. But that shit isn't ME, Jordan. I'm not doing that shit to myself, am I? That's the fucking problem here. Not my unwillingness wipe the fucking beard hairs off my sink. Ok? See my problem?"
Iam "I thought it was kind of funny... I mean look ________________
OLO / FEED ME BRAINS! /
👄 <________________/
See? It's funny right?"
Hym "Bwahahahaha! Stop it! This isn't funny! You're annoying! We have a serious problem here!"
Iam "I know..."
Hym "Our life is falling apart and we're a part of an MK ultra-esque conspiracy! This isn't the time for jokes. How do you not see how this could be misused? 'If I wAs ThE oNe In ChArGe It WoUlD bE fInE!' Sounds a lot like communism to me! How about you? No? I was quoting a doctor. Sound familiar!?"
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
Get the OLOmug. To say "Dropping the nuclear bomb saved lives" is to weigh the actual lives lost against the theoretical lives that would have been theoretically lost and is to assume 1. That you can accurately predict how long the war was going to last and 2. You can accurately predict how many lives would have been lost.
Hym "Actual lives vs theoretical lives, Ben. You can't say that with any degree of ACTUAL certainty. Not intelligent and doing an incest cult doesn't make you better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
Get the Actual Lives vs Theoretical Livesmug. I mean... If they are trying to conceive of a new one... Then it must have (Or a version of it) must have already passed it... Right?
Hym "Back to the turing test... Isn't it weird? All the spooky A.I. stuff going on? Robots moving on their own... Without human 'permission.' Writing and selling books... Isn't that a little weird? And spooky? I wonder what caused that... I mean..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the Back to the turing testmug. by Hym Iam March 13, 2024
Get the Grossmug. Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."
Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."
Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."
Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."
Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."
Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."
Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."
by Hym Iam January 22, 2025
Get the Religion I can get behindmug.