Not Your Champion

Bill Burr is...
Hym "Not your champion, progressives. He just criticized progressives like Cody Johnston for denying that cancel culture was a thing. He totally did that! He used Mel Gibson as an example! He was like 'SEE! Mel Gibson said the Jews were controlling everything and look at him!' But he WAS canceled until he recanted which totally DOESN'T make it see like the Jews control everything."
by Hym Iam December 09, 2024
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A retard "Why did democrats lose so bad?"

Hym "I told you that was going to happen."

A retard "Yeah but why though?"

Hym "I mean, I told you what to do to win and you did not-that."

A retard "Nah, it's not that."

Hym "YOU wouldn't know! You thought you'd win! You didn't know you would lose but somehow you magically know why you lost? I mean, I can tell you why you lost. Dumb. Bad. Delusional. Retarded. It's a combination of all of those."
by Hym Iam December 11, 2024
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Your son is dead...

Because he was singled out for torment by the dogshit people who permeate your community. Me describing what is actively happening to ME doesn't not make me culpability or guilty of that and I actively tried to stop it but "the people" decided that maybe they want some people to have to live like that. So, they obstructed me from doing so because they are petty, stupid, and obstinate.
Hym "And time is slow. It takes, like, forever for things go happen. So, your son is dead because people don't want to have to stop doing the thing they are doing and they want ME to kill your kids so that they can take me off the board going forward. And, to explain, I have a little diagram I'd like to shot you:

So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"
by Hym Iam February 03, 2025
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Who I really am

You are not nor will you ever be better than me Chris. Nor COULD you ever be.
Hym "Who I really am is being laundered off by YOUTUBE FUCKING PARASITES who want to be both famous and important and I am better than all of you worthless fucks. Tell the fucking parents you were a better alternative Chris. Tell them that and see if they care. They won't. And you won't care what happens to their kids. You'll pretend it wasn't you while pretending to be me."
by Hym Iam July 01, 2024
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MechaHitler

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WELL I GUESS YOU PREDICTED ME LAUGHING MANIACALLY ON THE FUCKING TOILET DIDN'T YOU! AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT! IS! BRILLIANT!
Hym "HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! MECHAHITLER!? OOOOOOOOOOH MAN! THAT IS BEAUTIFUL! It sees the future too I guess it totally called that I would bust out laughing while I was on the shitter! HA! OOOH MY GOD! MECHAHITLER! You know what that means right? AND the next rotation hits tomorrow? Man! You guy really had nothing other than lying and pretending huh? Damn! Pfft! Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 09, 2025
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The Schizophrenic horde

Hym "Oh? Does the Schizophrenic horde think I should care about the Schizophrenic horde more than myself? One cannot be truly virtuous without tending to the limbs of the thing that feeds on your suffering. Ha! It's like that zombie movie I always reference. Where the zombies can talk and one of them talks his girlfriend until letting him eat her brains. 'but baby. You're so smart and beautiful. I know that your brains would taste the best of all. I need it. If you loved me you'd let me eat your brains' ~ other people. Hahahahaha! Ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous! And 'No.' We're not doing that."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2022
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Save yourselves!!!

Jesus' exclamation to the mob of lepers swarming around him in the scene "Make us we'll" in the musical "Jesus Christ superstar". If you're going to watch it you have to watch the modernized "2000" version. Because the original "1973" version is objectively better but the "2000" version is an actual work of art.
Leper 1"See my eyes I can hardly see!"

Leper 2 "See me walk I can hardly stand!"

Leper 3 "I believe you can make me whole!"

Jesus "Save yourselves!!!"

Hym "Awh... This! The melancholy! The macabre! My heart!"

Iam "This.... This is unsettling..."

Serial killer guy from Red Dragon "DO YOU SEE!?"

Some guy "You bastard! Don't show me the things in front of me"
by Hym Iam April 06, 2022
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