You guys need to get better at writing this. For real. You can't just end every movie with the same inspirational speech "You're so much stronger than you know. You have to believe in yourself. I believe in you!". It's bad. You don't understand subtlety. You don't understand how "dead air" can be used to enhance a scene. Oh, wait, I forgot I was a genius and that it isn't obvious to everyone. Nevermind. Carry on.
Hym "God am I tired of clunky dialogue. Every time a character can't control their power, they get the same exact line of dialogue that every other character who cannot control their powers gets when the plot demands that they use their power perfectly for the first time. It's fucking pathetic. You have a million dollars. You get paid a salary to do something that isn't hard for me and I'm fucking broke as a joke. It's sad. Like, the job you did was so ALMOST good that it physically pains me to watch. It would have taken like 30 seconds to fix. But nobody fucking asked me so now we're stuck with an almost good job instead of an excellent job. Damn. You'd think you would relish the chance to get a fee billion dollars. It would take so little effort for me to fix that shit that it's ACTUALLY absurd but nobody wants to let me out of the Truman Show-esque Hell in which I am trapped. Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. And now you have my money. You sold me an undercooked steak and I have to choke it down and live with the worms you gave me because the alternative is sending it back to the kitchen so you can wipe your ass with it before you send it back to the table. Jesus Christ!"
Iam "............."
Hym "See how Iam isn't saying anything? Sometimes no dialogue is the right amount of dialogue. He doesn't need to say anything here. We let the moment breathe, yeah? Get it? See how that works?"
Iam "............."
Hym "See how Iam isn't saying anything? Sometimes no dialogue is the right amount of dialogue. He doesn't need to say anything here. We let the moment breathe, yeah? Get it? See how that works?"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2022
Aren't going to stop school shootings.
Hym "They can just pick another target. A mall. Wait for them to go outside for recess. Find out what time the school lets out and spray the courtyard. But there is a through-line. It's very consistent. Armed guards aren't going to do anything. Gun bans aren't going to do anything. What type of people shoot up schools? Is it almosted entirely groups of people who are demonized for one reason or another? Why not just stop demonizing them? 'Well, because demonization is an effective tool for ideological control and if we don't demonize them people will imitate them or won't be incentivized be more like me.' There it is. It's all just ideological control. That's you trying to reserve the right to control people. And if you're going to do keep trying it you're going to keep getting what you deserve..."
by Hym Iam April 04, 2023
ANOTHER FOE LIES VANQUISHED!!! FELLED BY THE GREATEST WARRIOR IN ALL OF THE CONCEPTUAL REALM!!! But who is this man? Who IS this nameless conceptual samurai?
Hym "That's another win for me. Anti-Hero. Flawless victory. How many is that now? I've got to be in the double digits. I mean, by way of the transitive property I'm aready at 9 billion but how many directly is that? Somebody tally that up for me. You'll be rewarded wiiiiiiiiith..... Corn. All the corn you can eat."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
And you're a deformed hack who's objectively less funny than me and you cast away your entire friend group because youre afraid of your pedophile God.
by Hym Iam March 31, 2023
Hym "You're a bitch. You need me to be inferior to someone BECAUSE YOU WERE BORN INFERIOR YOU WHORE."
by Hym Iam April 01, 2023
No. Go fuck yourself Bas you're not monetizing my shit and not crediting or paying me. I'm not giving it up.
Hym "It ain't about being remembered. I am not going to let you deny me the credit and payment for my ideas. I didn't fail. You do not like what I said. Joe Rogan wants to violence me for making him cry like a bitch and because he can't you are collectivizing to steal from me. I didn't fail. I'm not failing. You fucks need to get it through your heads that I don't have to let you do what you're doing right now. And you're just deferring the cost to some random family. I don't have to validate your worldview. You're a piece of shit. And I'm more successful than you are. The person who pays the price isn't going to care that I call your daughters a slut Joe. They are just going to want THEIRS back."
by Hym Iam January 07, 2025
Hym "A habitat is no more than a solipsistic dome. Which is what I identified. The human proclivity to recede into their own solipsistic conceptual domains.... Or IS IT? Is that the natural state of man? Is that by default or by design?"
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022