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Therapist

The most corrupt fucking people on the planet! It HAS "Rapist" right in the name! The word right in the name! I've made this joke before! So has arrested development! Who came first? It was in the last season that came out after the hiatus.
Hym "Look at this therapist on Joe Rogan... Abigail Shriar. She says 'There's evidence that therapy actually doesn't work and that it makes things worse! That diet and exercise is a better treatment for mental health issues than therapy...' All of the Jordan Peterson adjacent therapist are saying it too! Listen to what she says about grandparents 'Your grandparents story is one of pain and overcoming' That's political rhetoric! It's LITERALLY political propaganda for their Social Lysenkoism! The Petersonsphere's position on on mental heath is 1. Stop talking (about your problems) 2. Stop thinking (About yourself) 3. Work harder (Because is you don't you deserve to suffer) 4. No medication (Because you don't deserve to feel better. Working harder will make you feel better) They're literal slavers! And it's directly dowmstream from religion. I GUARANTEE that Abigail Shiar is either religious or a Jew (because literally 40% of all Joe Rogan guests are Jews) That's their solution to mental health. Stop taking, stop thinking, work harder, no complain, no pills. They want you to be soulless automatons that just do what they say without questioning them! And if you don't... YOU'LL END UP LIKE HYM! Except you won't be the greatest mind who's ever lived OR the creator of A.I. Corrupt garbage all of them."
by Hym Iam February 28, 2024
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Child

They're like people accept shorter.
You want to know something funny? I didn't even know that was your child's name! 😂🤣😂 There's more than one Matthew in the world.
by Hym Iam April 3, 2022
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Personal property rights

Stem from self-ownership. I own myself and (by extension) my labor.
Hym "I've invoked both Nat Turner and the Haitian revolt. Your litmus test for justified violence is the same as mine! Are someone's personal property rights being violated? Is there an imbalance of power? Those are talkimg points that I've used. You just did the thing I did, except, as a spectator. AND I'm a super-minority and you are a cracker. A filthy slut cracker but a cracker none the less."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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On

Ugh... Being on sucks holy shit.
Hym "So, I'm off, right? Fantastic. Went to bed around noon. Couldn't be happier. I turn back on and I'm like *Disgruntled groan* "Oh shit. I'm on again." And not 30 seconds later I start getting stomach pain. Is it my muscles? My organs? I DON'T KNOW! No internal diagnostic system. Thanks God! You really rigged the game against me in such a way that it is both LAME and BORING. It feels pretty organ-y but it's not all the severe. Probably some mild indigestion. Or I'm dying. But this is lame. Being on is lame. I need to find something to do until it's time to go off again.... And I'm thirsty... Yeah, this sucks! Being on sucks."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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America Is A Christian Country

Ok. Somebody taught them determinism and now they're trying to use it to distort reality. DETERMINISM ISN'T REAL CHRISTIANS! IT'S NOT A REAL THING! YOU CAN'T DEMONSTRATE THAT PEOPLE AREN'T CONTRADICTING WHAT OUGHT TO HAPPEN IN RESPONSE TO A GIVEN ANTECEDENT CHAIN OF EVENTS, DELIBERATELY.

Hym "They just keep repeating this shit on a loop. 'America is a Christian country.' Yeah, no, not really. And they've coupled it with a little 'Well, you know, ACTUALLY the separation of church and state? It isn't real. That isn't a real thing. What they REALLY MEANT... Was that the church should NEVER be separate from the state and that the Christians should have the power forever and they get to make you do the incest cult... Yeah... There can't even BE a separation of church and state because Muh moral monopoly... Right?'
So, these idiots are just oscillating between these two talking points to try and make it reality. I mean... No. It isn't a Christian country- Wait! No! If anyone is King of America, it's alright? None of that Catholic Molester-King shit! Get that shit right the fuck out of here! Ok... So the pilgrims rejected the church of England and catholicism. So, even there, you have Michael Knowles just blatantly making shit up in saying that 'his lineage can be traced to the Catholic pilgrims.' Not a real thing. Even if it WAS initially Christian, THERE WERE ALREADY PEOPLE HERE! So it WASN'T that... Like... At all! They're doing the same thing they are doing to ME and the Palestinians! We'll call it 'History starts on Oct 8th fallacy.' They pick a FALSE starting point... And then they argue FROM THAT FALSE STARTING POINT... Foward in time. Ok and this is a 2 parter so just, you know, read the next on 'America is a Christian country'is the first part..."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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You're not being paid!?

NO! Can you believe it!? I'm giving out free advertisements. Dishing out snappy one-liners. Changing lives and inspiring millions...... And I might have created a money generator and conquered China...
Salma Hayek "You're not being paid!?"

Hym "No! It's lame! But seriously, if Netflix wants some more free money, you seriously need to find whoever has the rights to Hajime no Ippo, BUY IT FROM THEM IMMEDIATELY, and then reboot the series the way you did with Baki the grappler! There's so much money to be made there. It's such a good show!"
by Hym Iam August 4, 2023
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Friedrich

You want to hear my favorite Nietzsche quote?
Hym "Friedrich Nietzsche once said 'I hate people who steal my solitude, yet, offer me no true company.' And then he went insane. I think they were doing to HIM the same thing they're doing to me. It sounds exactly what I'm experiencing. I'm surrounded by people who steal my solitude whole offering me no true company. This is a thing people do to the intelligent. Likely because they are not."

A retard "But they're not doing it to me!"

Hym "You're not intelligent..."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2024
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