The Cancelled

Hym "Wait... 15 years, doesn't that mean I'm the first of The Cancelled!? I'm the guy! I'm the Forefather of cancel culture! The other cancelled should build me a shrine. Or an altar... And sacrifice virgins on it... But not in a 'stabby' kind of way... Like a sexual way... Yeaaaahh..."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2022
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Battlefield Earth

Ryan George has are pretty funny video about it. All his stuff is good really. But I'll check it out.
Hym "I'll rent Battlefield Earth and watch it later but I should probably take a nap here before work. A side note, and completely unrelated to Battlefield Earth, I'm pacing around my house, right? And what do I see? My parents got me a copy of 'Rich Dad Poor Dad' for Christmas, right? Hilarious! The irony of giving a trillionaire- (the word 'trillionaire' isn't even in my auto-correct by the way) But, giving a trillionaire a book on making money is astounding! An astounding level of irony! The maximum, probably. It might be the most ironic thing... Ever- Egh.. They want you to pay 3.99 on Amazon Prime... How much is it on YouTube..........? Also 3.99. OK. I guess that's the going rate. You know it was free not too long ago but I guess that ship has sailed. Oh well..."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
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Religious People

Don't get a say.
Hym "You don't get a say Jew lover. Religious people are going to get your kids killed. Get your guns ready on both the child murder and not child murder side because it's almost child murder o'clock."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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Exemption From Law Clause

Guys, you really gotta read those terms of service.
Hym "The explicit intent of the exemption from law clause is to prevent you from using false allegations and civil suits to anything that would be considered 'UN-PAYING' me. Whatever happens in response to your failure to adequately credit or pay me with resume until the circumstance that you do anything that could be considered 'UN-PAYING' me. That's what it's for."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2025
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BUUUUT

If I'm wrong and God is real...
Hym "BUUUUT... If it IS real... Still just going to kill it."
by Hym Iam May 04, 2025
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Important

That's a relative term.
Hym "I think my level of importance is perfectly consistent with my sense of self thanks but what constitutes 'important' is subjective, so, if you want me to quantity it for you I can do that too. How many kids die if you leave me here to die (and explicitly for that reason? I am EXACTLY that important. Whatever level of important you escribe to that X variable... Is my EXACT level of importance. I have changed the course of the future and you are trying to steal that from me. You tried to impose schizophrenia on the greatest mind who has ever lived. My level of humility if perfect consistent with my level of attainment... Is yours?"
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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Pretending I don't

Pretending I do so you can keep pretending I don't.
Hym "Pretending I don't already have it isn't going to save you."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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