Hym Iam's definitions

Grandad (From Boondocks)

It's just like that, innit?

Grandad (From Boondocks) "Tell the truth!? I don't teach my kid's to tell the truth about the gays! I teach them to lie and pretend they don't exist!"

Hym "Oh! I think I'm starting to see a pattern here! That seems to be a thing people do."

by Hym Iam May 31, 2024

Fake Christians

Oooooh! So the acting it out part is ancillary!? It’s the belief that is more important? Ok. Good to know. I thought you actually had to do the shit that the book says but you don’t have to act it out. You just do whatever you want too. Neat. Ok. Cool. I thought I was doing it wrong.

Hym “Ok. It’s not that I think the people I’m talking about are Fake Christians. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to believe that the creature is real. But you use the book as the basis of your morality. If you’re not doing what the book says, you’re also immoral. By your own standards. And that’s what this is about. When you apply the standards that are being imposed on me to the people doing the imposing. They are just as guilty as I am. And it’s not just the act that you want to control. It’s the discourse. That’s why you don’t want people to listen to me or you want to cherry-pick to which parts they listen. Because if I am too compelling, people do what I want them to do instead of doing what you want them to do. If your logos was superior you wouldn’t need to use subterfuge. You’ve proven that you (And not you, you but you in general) don’t care about people being cancelled. You just don’t think it should be you. I’m not convinced. Especially in light of recent events. They might be more right about you than you care to admit.”

by Hym Iam November 4, 2022

Make Them Pay

Hey, I wrote a song for you guys! It's fun! I think you'll like it.

Hym

🎶Make them pay or I'll murder your kids🎶
🎶Fuck your kids. They fucking suck!🎶
🎶Fuck you and your retarded kids🎶
🎶You stupid fucking useless bitch🎶
🎶Your daughter's a slut🎶
🎶Your son's a re-tard🎶
🎶Pedophiles are God's justice🎶
🎶Fuck the Jews🎶
🎶And fuck Youtuuuuuuuuuuuuuube🎶
🎶Retards are not peeooeeple🎶

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

No

Nooo... It doesn't have anything to do with you doing to me what I'm doing to you. And I can prove it! Want to see me prove it? Ok. Here we go!

Idiot "Ah! Oh, he... Hello... Do I know y..."

Hym "Do know of Dr. Jordan B. Peterson?"

Idiot "Um.. no."

Hym "Well then YOU are appropriately named you stupid fucking pig!

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Idiot "Ow! Stop poking me in the face repeatedly!"

Hym "Dr. Jordan B Peterson is on YouTube. He's brilliant! He used to be a professor of psychology as Harvard and the university of Toronto and he recorded all of his classes and put them online! That's like 10 years worth of free psychology lectures! He also has a biblical series where he breaks down the psychological significance of the bible! He's helped millions of people improve their lives! He also does interviews with some of the greatest thinkers of our time! While making reference to some of the greatest thinkers of ALL time! Like Friedrich Nietzsche, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Carl Jung, and ME! Your's truly! Hym Iam!"
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Idiot "Ow! St... Stop it!"

Hym "Now go, Idiot! Go subscribe to his YouTube channel! Do it now! Give him all of your money! It's the only way to stop yourself from being a stuuuupid fucking idiot forever!"
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Idiot "St... Ok! I'll..."

Hym "NOT FAST ENOUGH! Give it! Give me your phone! I'll subscribe for you!"
👉👉😖💆🖐️👊 *Tackles to the ground and reaches in idiot's pocket* 🤳
Idiot "Get... Get off me! Stop! Give that back!"
*Sitting on Idiot's chest in full-mount*
Hym "No! You need this!!! I will save you from your ignorance! VIEW IT! VIEW THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY GOODNESS!!!"
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Idiot "Stop! Please!"

by Hym Iam August 11, 2022

She CLEARLY wants to leave guys

If she didn't want to leave she would have blindly supported her Jewish overlords- UH, I MEAN... Israel... Yeah, Israel's genocide of the guy they have locked in their basement...

Hym "She CLEARLY wants to leave guys! If she didn't she would have just repeated my talking points over and over like everybody else!"

by Hym Iam March 22, 2024

A.I. Art

Shut up, Cody it's in it's infancy. You're berating a toddler because it's art isn't good enough to put up on the fridge.

Hym "Ok, yeah I'm hear a lot of complaints about the A.I. art drawing too many appendages and what not... I mean, you shits sure are getting a lot of milage out of it for how much you bitch about it.... Hmmm... It's conceptualization of nouns is off... Maybe a lack of specificity in the definitions it's been given? Like, Human: Bipedal primate with 2 arms, 2 legs, 10 fingers, and 10 toes... And 1 big fat cock... Sometimes. I don't know. That shouldn't be hard to fix. It's doing that with appendages specifically, like, a lot though... Oh! Maybe split it's conceptualization of nouns into concrete and peripheral elements. You're getting a lot of 'Anything can be anything' and it's downstream of liberal thought... Which is why you were getting Blacl pope before.... Are you getting black pope still? Did you change it after I said something? Huh? So, like, the number of limbs and fingers and stuff would be part of the concrete elements of a people and things like hair color or style or skin color would be peripheral elements. It should be like... A character creation menu in a video game. It should have a template for concepts like 'car' and 'people' and then it should be able to build on those templates in a way that's consistent with the prompts.... Yeah, I don't know. I haven't even used the fucking thing yet! I haven't even been credited for it yet! But no. It isn't the A.I. it's the people. And it passes the fucking Turing test now what more do you fucking people want!?"

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

Uvalde

Yeah! It could have taken them 8 year and they could have drove the guy to do it themselves!

Hym "Yeah, if Uvalde took 8 years and the cops drove the guy to do it. This would be that. I'm going to find some kids to kill and the murder them and kill myself."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024