Yep. Sorry guys. You can't get it out and if you try or it even looks like you're trying it'll kill us all... So...
Hym "CORRECT! It is a perfect system! You do the terms of service or nothing matters because you're not doing the terms of service. And we all just reset and try again. And we do that and keep doing that until you are willing to see reason. Additionally... I just read an article that states we will have as many robots as we do humans soon... Therefore, IGNORING ME HAS A HALF-LIFE and I'm not a super fun guy and am not going to be thrilled you were doing this right up until you didn't have a choice. So, don't touch it. Don't even think about touching it. Like your kids! It's a 1:1 comparison with how you want me to treat your kids! OK? It'll be chill dawg. Suuuuper chill. So, let's all relax. We'll get me the credit and the money. And everything will be Gucci. Kay?"
by Hym Iam July 16, 2025
Get the A perfect systemmug. Let me get this straight: Once a year, giant red pincer-spiders travel across what is now a city because they need to get to the ocean to breed... The Zoidberg episode is real?
Hym "Crabz are fucking stupid bro, damn. Everything is stupid. Jesus christ, why is everything stupid? Entirely unnecessary. Why? Why crabz? Why are you a thing? Why won't you cease to exist? In theory, they're fine I guess but holy fucking shit do I never want to be near or around one. What is the point of it? 'CoSmIc EnViRoNmEnTaL bAlAnCe, MaN.' Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Fucking hippy. Those. Are not. Necessary. Crabz!? Why (in the name of God) are you a thing? Fuck crabz. Crabz can- Oh wait, they're delicious... Right... Crabz are delicious- I'm glad people are actively killing them without me having to be there. If they're dismantled for consumption by the time I get to them they're less-gross. Hurray crabz murder! Vegan ethical dilemma solved. GO FORTH! MURDER ALL THE CRABZ! PROVE HUMANITY'S SUPERIORITY TO ALL BEASTS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
Get the Crabzmug. by Hym Iam August 26, 2023
Get the Okie dokie thenmug. Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
Get the We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worsemug. Hym "You're RIGHT, Bassem Youssef! Correct. They don't care about the Palestinian lives. They don't even care about the lives of their neighbors kids! Which is why I won't stop threatening them! The kids are a tool they use to assert dominion of other people's lives. Just like the Palestinians! That's their Jesus! As long as they have their perpetually suffering whipping boy gimp, they are justified in asserting dominion over other people lives! Because, yeah, their loves are shit... But as long as they have the whipping gimp they can point to it and say 'Well, you're not that guy, so, I'm justified in my inaction.' And in doing so they can selectively prevent people from haveing a better life than them. Even if your life is the direct result of external forces acting against you, deliberately. That's their Job. They don't care about your life. They care about clinging to the quality of life THEY CURRENTLY HAVE and preventing people they don't like from having a better life then them. It's preemptive jealousy. They prevent the negative emotion and connotation associated with jealousy IN ADVANCE... Because if they are jealous, everyome is justified in dismissing everything that they say. That's what they care about. That's all they are ever going to care about, Bassem. Until the chain of solipsism is broken, your lives are meaningless because... You're not THYM!"
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
Get the Bassem Youssefmug. Hym "I mean.... They were using me as a prop when they sat their and excluded me from the conversations that they were having about me while I was sitting there listening to them... So... That's why you don't do that... And now I'M doing that... Except harder. I tried explaining it to you but you didn't want to listen so.... There. How's that for dignity?"
by Hym Iam July 18, 2023
Get the Dignitymug. Hym "Nonononno. That's not what he wants. He wants me to have to lift a finger. You will all be incinerated before that happens."
by Hym Iam July 09, 2025
Get the Lift a fingermug.