The worst take

I bet you 1 million dollars that "the worst take" is that "You (or your team) are wrong and should be doing something differently." You want to bet? I'll bet you.
Hym "What is the worst take? Let's find out......... Ope! That counts! That counts as the thing I said! You owe me 1 million dollars!

And it's funny because I could say the exact same thing about religion! Ha! Hilarious! You want to know the problem? The problem is that the narrative and counter-narrative creates this false dichotomy between 'Blind appeasement' and 'Demonization' and those are not the only options! That's what makes it a false dichotomy! You could be doing something other than what you're doing."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2023
mugGet the The worst takemug.
You swing and miss Joe?
Hym "That's wild that the training partner murderer only went to prison for 5 years. I wonder what the extenuating circumstances of the case were."
by Hym Iam October 03, 2023
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I'm Aware

Well, if you are seeing the posts then you can see that I'm being unlawfully surveilled, that my ideas (copyrighted) are being laundered off UP TO AN INCLUDING a theory of AI that tech start-ups are using to make billions of dollars without paying me. That is theft. I'm not going to let them steal from me and if you are I got some bad news for you about the next little girl I cross paths with. And if you see the posts you like also see THE TARGETED HARASSMENT THAT RESEMBLES THE DELUSIONS OF REFERENCE COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA. This, too, has been happening for years and is indicative of how long I have been unlawfully surveilled.
Hym "I'm aware. Do you do your job ever or no? How about this: You divulge to me who is responsible for the surveillance, how you are seeing the post, and who is profiting from this so I can take legal action (moreover YOU can take legal action and do your fucking job) and I won't murder anyone. You make the piece of shit tech retards pay me for my contributions to AI. How about stop letting these piece of shit YouTubers misrepresent what is the actually the case to poison the well and help the tech companies steal my shit? Why is Sam Sedar repeating back to me the words I'm saying aloud in the privacy of my own apartment? And then you can keep an eye out for that targeted harassment because that likely HAS and IS going to get your kids murdered. I would murder your kids over it and if I would do it it isn't a stretch of the imagination to think that other people wouldn't draw the same conclusion. You also need to stop letting these breeder fuck harvest people in the name of their kids."
by Hym Iam April 24, 2025
mugGet the I'm Awaremug.

Relationship Advice

Don't take it from fat-cocks who hooked up with women.
Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."

Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"

Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."

Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"

Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"

Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."

Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."

Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."
by Hym Iam December 27, 2023
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Falsely Elevated Status

Hym "You sure it's 'the resentful' that would rather that they have and others didn't (even at the cost of the poor), Jordan? Or do you think it's the people who think they have some kind of extra special status that makes them COSMICLY DESERVING OF HAVING? Like, they think they have some kind of MERIT that others lack that makes them MORE DESERVING of having the things they have than those who don't. It SOUNDS LIKE you're just trying to pin words with negative connotations to you political enemies to make them seem less sympathetic. Like, if they're 'bitter' or 'resentful' then it SOMEHOW entirely de-legitimizes their position. That isn't reality. The truth of a proposition isn't contingent on the emotional state of the person positing the proposition. I mean, if you're like me and DON'T BELIEVE IN FUCKING 'STATUSES' then 'STATUS' ITSELF is 'Falsely elevated status.' Like, you don't have it, Jordan. You don't have a status. It'd be CONVENIENT IF YOU DID! But alas... No status."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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Virtual Life

No I am not "retreating into my virtual life."
Hym "I am not ✌️✊️✌️We✌️✊️✌️ YOU are trying to separate my virtual life from my 'real' life. You could merge them today. YOU are doing that TO ME. That is a thing you are trying to do... Why? Because if they merge... I AM WHAT I SAY I AM and YOU do not get to dictate to me what I am by leveraging both my incredulity and your first amendment right to lie and withhold information to keep me impoverished and steal my property. And I'll tell you why you are doing it.... In the next one."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
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Biden

ALSO accused of rape, shit-head what are you talking about? Because you care so much (except for when you need Trump to lose)
Hym "Biden ALSO was accused of rape, dummy. But there was not indictment so..."
by Hym Iam October 10, 2023
mugGet the Bidenmug.