Hym Iam's definitions

Cloudflare

Hahahahaha see!? I toldja!

Hym "Yeah! Cloudflare? Isn't that those slop-maze guys? I mean... What did you expect? It's model after my mind and I figured out a way around it I like less than 15 seconds. Hym no justsu: Unstoppable AI bot attack!!!"

by Hym Iam August 3, 2025

Hookup culture

Relationships are a over before they begin literally 84% of the time and your religion is dogshit.

Hym "Hookup culture is literally just women fucking all of the fat cocks. No relationships. There can be no relationships. There is no relating to them."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024

The Simpsons

Is not nor has it ever been as good as Family Guy. Or American Dad.

Hym “The Simpsons just isn’t that good. Sorry.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

Paranoid

Healthiest heart he's ever seen but you still got it checked didn't you?

Hym "Yeah but sayin it made you paranoid about it didn't it? Ha!"

by Hym Iam October 10, 2023

The discourse

You don't actually engage in discourse Kyle.

Hym "Saying you don't want me to be a part of the discourse is like saying you don't want me to come hunt unicorns with you. You don't actually engage in any discourse. And I bring this up because I was watching Piers the other day and he had this guy on. And Piers asked what we do about the economy and the guy's response was 'What I preach is taxing billionaires. We used to tax them more and the narrative was it was the golden age of America.' And that is what I mean. You preach the thing you preach and Gayve Jewbin doesn't even engage with it. And apparently SOMEONE DOES. And why would you not? You're getting way more out of ME than you are literally any other person on the planet by, like, several orders of magnitude. I'm like Superman squeezing a lump of coal into a diamond. I'm literally doing that while I could have been saving your kids. I could have been killing them too I guess. And the FUNNY PART... Is that you were an obstacle to the former and NOT THE LATTER! You'd think it would be the other way around! Like, the problem isn't the AI creating geniuses here and MY PROBLEM is that you are an obstacle to my rights being upheld. I'm like a Katojen over here. I am literally one of the Saarebas from Dragon Age."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2025

A guy

But not just a guy

Iam "You have to remember... I'm not just a guy... I'm a TYPE of guy. I have qualities and do things that aren't unique to me. A type of guy. Is it the type that you speak about in a derogatory manor without even thinking about it? A type of guy. Maybe I do a thing you don't like. Think a thought. Say some words. You have probably had something to say about the type of guy that I am and here is where you would find my response."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2022

Yes you are

No. You're dumb. You ARE dumb. That's a fact. I was there. I sawr it.

Hym "Yes you are. Dumb. Dumb as dogshit. And you are either attractive, your cock is fat enough, or you're actually too mentally retarded for anyone to call you on it. Dumbo Mcgee. Stupid. Dumb and bad. Dumb and also don't actually listen to people who are not dumb. Like me. I invented AI and therefore cannot be dumb. Arguably the greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than everyone."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025