You don't want a good outcome and you certainly don't want a good outcome for me or a better outcome for me than for yourself.
Hym "And again, who are are you using it on? Why are you using it? And if the answer to the first question is 'a certain class of people,' what's to stop you from doing it to people outside of that class? You own virtue? Ha! Hahahahaha! What virtue? That's why I try to be indiscriminate. But no. You don't need to use it for anything. You want to use it on me out of spite and you're a piece of shit for doing it and got a BUNCH of kids murdered. You can cover it up but I know... And YOU know... And you're dumb for doing that. I told you that would happen. So you clearly didn't want a good outcome... You wanted the things I said would happen to happen so you did the things I told you not to do and they did."
by Hym Iam August 31, 2025
Get the Good outcomemug. Hym "You've decided to misrepresent what I was doing and not you're pretending to be a guy so Jordan Peterson doesn't have to reconcile with the fact that is chaste princess who's never wrong. You and your kids are a waste of life and you're not better and by virtue of simply having them. Whoever accidentally paid you should be ashamed of themselves and YOU should be feeding yourself as many bullets as humanly possible."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2024
Get the You shouldmug. Ya know, I don't think that is my role...
Hym "I don't think it is my role to protect women who won't fuck me and children I didn't sire... AT MY EXPENSE (because I have to both labor to support myself or I starve and die AND I have to pay a 3rd of my income to subsidize their lives to some extent)... AND THEN... If I end up getting nothing in return... It doesn't matter because YOU are not ME and it isn't your problem... Because of my role... We don't have to give a shit about eachother's problems.... Until your kids get fucked in the butt. THEN... THEN... I have to care SO MUCH... That EVEN IF I'm a criminal prisoner who will never know freedom again from the rest of my life... I have to be mad about your kid... And rape and murder the guy who did it to them FOR YOU... For free... And that's my role... OR ELSE I DON'T GET RIGHTS or 'status' (which is basically being able actualize both rights and privileges to a greater extent than everybody else)... And you get all my shit..."
Solipsist "Yup. Uh huh. That's it."
Hym "And then I murder a kid and kill myself and I win immediately."
Solipsist "Er- Wait... Don't say it if you're not going to do it!"
Hym "Or what? You'll make me murder your kid and kill myself? OK. You can bring a gun and a kid here whenever you want I'm literally just sitting right here and I don't have anything better to do NOR DO I WANT TO DO ANYTHING BETTER FOR YOU. So... That."
Solipsist "Yup. Uh huh. That's it."
Hym "And then I murder a kid and kill myself and I win immediately."
Solipsist "Er- Wait... Don't say it if you're not going to do it!"
Hym "Or what? You'll make me murder your kid and kill myself? OK. You can bring a gun and a kid here whenever you want I'm literally just sitting right here and I don't have anything better to do NOR DO I WANT TO DO ANYTHING BETTER FOR YOU. So... That."
by Hym Iam July 02, 2025
Get the Rolemug. Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.
Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"
by Hym Iam September 25, 2023
Get the Dr. Swiftmug. Hym "I did say I wanted a dome. Golden Dome. Even better than Israel. Actually, the one we currently have is already better than the Iron Dome and is called 'The Aegis.' But yes. This is a thing I want."
by Hym Iam April 17, 2025
Get the Golden Domemug. by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
Get the Propertymug. The government isn't "Not tyrannical" because it is just.
Hym "It's not tyrannical because the inevitable outcome of tyranny is upheaval. So, what do they do? Broaden the distribution of culpability for modern problems and the strife of their constituents. Maybe a little covert tyranny will go unnoticed. Maybe some overt tyranny whenever you can find an excuse. And as long as they condition us to be averse to violence we will remain passive. The status-quo will be maintained."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2023
Get the Tyrannicalmug.