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I’m a sarcastic cuck

Well, I wouldn’t have said it like that but ok...
Hym “That would have been a good clip. ‘I’m a sarcastic cuck!’ I really need to invest in some video editing softwares. But yeah, I’m sure getting paid by a billionaire to do a less-good job than me is great.”
by Hym Iam October 27, 2022
mugGet the I’m a sarcastic cuckmug.

What about YOU

What about YOU AOC? Do you have a spicy Latina clapback for "Dead Indian kid because he told the truth about stealing but you want to lie to spite me so I don't get paid for AI?" Is there a spicy Latina clapback for that? Because we all know you read some of it. Right? And YOU reading some of it un front of the senate you confirm that the other senators are aware peripherally at least.
Hym "So what about YOU? You got anything for that one? You want to make a public statement on YouTube or anything about that or do you not want to talk about the refusal to speak about the guy who is being stolen to LEADING UP TO his death. Because the refusal to talk about it was happening BEFORE the kid blew the whistle and died. So DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT NOW OR AFTER MOR KIDS DIE AOC? Because there was a BEFORE here. So you did SOMETHING for 3 years before that guy died. I was here. I've been reporting everything that has been happening here. In that 3 years I had as much of an audience as I have had now. I've been saying the thing the WHOLE time. I likened it to stealing my purse. My purse is being stolen THAT OTHER GUY CONFIRMS THAT IT'S HAPPENING, DIES (mysteriously the parents claim it was murder), AOC does what? What does AOC do there? Where are the Indian lives matter protests AOC?"
by Hym Iam October 12, 2025
mugGet the What about YOUmug.

Knife guy

YoU'rE nOt A kNiFe GuY! YoU'rE nOt A kNiFe GuY yOu'Re A lOsEr!!!
Hym "Hahahahaha! Second time in 3 days huh? Knife guy for the win! See!? I told everyone! I told everybody! Knives! Own them! Buy them! Stab the dog shit of of those who accost you (physically and NOT conceptually)!!! Mwahahahahaha!!! Stop trying to mug people! You will be stabbed! 🔪🔪🔪 Ee-Ee! Ee-Ee!! Hahahahahaha!!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
mugGet the Knife guymug.

Cheating

You forgot fat cocks. Oh, and sorry bout your friend.
Hym "Cheating is women's fault 100% of the time. If the woman cheats it's because she interacted with a fatcock. If the MAN cheats, however, you're dating a fat cock. Why would he settle for you? You're not Salma Hayek OR Christina Ricci so what is the actual point of you? Entirely 100% Women's fault forever."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2023
mugGet the Cheatingmug.

Sumner

Isn’t that how your hypergamy is supposed to work? She did what women do. How is that not exactly how hypergamy works?
Hym “Right but I thought she was supposed to be able to choose whoever she wants? Are you saying that women shouldn’t choose certain men in certain contexts and that if they do they should be ‘held accountable’ socially and publicly instead of defended? Nooo. That can’t possibly be the case. Oh! She should be sorry!? Sorry for fucking someone consensually. You can criticize the fact that this Sumner chick decided to put him publicly but... we all would have heard about it either way right? Like, if she did what you wanted, and she went to the wife (privately), we all would have found out about it. Right? Adam Levine cheats on his wife with an instagram model and now they’re getting divorced. We would have found out about it either way. The headlines are the same either way. The outcome is the same either way. So it isn’t ‘how she (fucking) went about it.’ It’s the retard fucking behind the back of their people who would take issue with it that is the ‘wrong’ part. If ANY celebrity gets divorced or cheats on their wives we’re all going to hear about it. It’s free content. Sponge it up. Without remorse. You’re the good ones and anyone who doesn’t do what you want is evil. Because that’s how morality works.”
by Hym Iam September 27, 2022
mugGet the Sumnermug.

Jet black poop

Well that's internal bleeding... That's not good.
Hym "That's what jet black poop means, right? Looks like I just wiped a sharpie.... Hmm... Not good. Could be something I ate... "
by Hym Iam October 30, 2025
mugGet the Jet black poopmug.
And you DID. And I... MOST CERTAINLY DO. Because the thought of what the rest of my life is going to BE LIKE... FILLS YOU WITH SADISTIC GLEE and the fact that you are like that makes Jordan Peterson weep like a little bitch.
Hym "You didn't think you had to do anything about it AND YOU DID. And now you want to BLAME ME for the risk it created for YOU and YOUR VERMIN CHILDREN while ignoring the risk THIS present to me as though I don't have a right to do anything about it. I don't have to pick another option and KENDRA DOES BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING RETARD. You had to do it. I didn't have to do it the right way. I didn't have to ask. And YOU DIDN'T and that's on you. This was the best that the AI creating genius could come up with and it's better than your pieces of shit deserve what YOU DESERVE... Is to bury more of your kids. But MUCH LIKE MISSY DILSNER BARLOW HAD TO DO WITH HER HUSBAND WHILE SHE SCHEDULES HERSELF FOR A 1 HOUR SHIFT AT A GROUP HOME WHERE THERE IS REASONABLE SUSPICION THAT THE WOMEN ARE FUCKING THE RETARD AND ON A DAY WHERE THERE IS ALREADY ANOTHER MANAGER AND THE ONLY CLIENT AT THE HOUSE IS THE RETARD THEY ARE SUPPOSEDLY FUCKING... I'll settle for you begrudgingly paying for my contribution to AI and then doing what the people around me SHOULD HAVE DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE and LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
mugGet the You didn't think you had to do anything about itmug.

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