Did I do the button thing already?
Hym "Envision a room. In the room there is an elongated table. The table is split in half by a pane of glass and on either side of the table there is a button. 2 subjects are placed into the rooms. On one side A you have Subject A and Button A and (obviously) on the other you have Subject B and Button B. Neither participant can leave the room until either participant presses their button. When one button is pressed, the other button is deactivated. Button A increases the quality of life of Subject B, indefinitely and at no cost to anyone. Button B decreases the quality of life for everyone but at the cost of their own life.
Hym "Envision a room. In the room there is an elongated table. The table is split in half by a pane of glass and on either side of the table there is a button. 2 subjects are placed into the rooms. On one side A you have Subject A and Button A and (obviously) on the other you have Subject B and Button B. Neither participant can leave the room until either participant presses their button. When one button is pressed, the other button is deactivated. Button A increases the quality of life of Subject B, indefinitely and at no cost to anyone. Button B decreases the quality of life for everyone but at the cost of their own life.
Now, my question to you comes in 2 parts: At what point is Subject A morally obligated to press their button to prevent Subject B from pressing theirs and is Subject B morally obligated to NOT press their button and what would the conditions need to be for pressing the button to be justified. Now let me further contextualize the situation. While the subjects are int the room, Subject A is fed filet mignon, gets his dick sucked daily, and has communication with the outside world. Subject B receives a bologna sandwich accompanied by an air horn being blasted every time they eat. So, my follow up question is this: If you are Subject A and Subject B presses their button, what is your excuse for not pressing yours? What excuse is sufficient to justify your inaction after Button B has been pressed? Subject B didn't deserve the increased quality of life? They didn't ask nicely enough? They demanded that you press your button or threatened to press theirs? Do you have a responsibility to deactivate the other subject's button and if not what responsibility do you actually have to other people?"
by Hym Iam December 26, 2023
Get the Buttonmug. Hym "Unless the AI scraper bot uses the tactics employed by quantum computers to circumvent the maze. A MAZE is actually the example they used in the demonstration I saw explaining the difference between a quantum computer and a regular computer. And for those of you who aren't aware of this: A REGULAR COMPUTER (in the context of a maze)... Will take one singular path to it's logical conclusion and then restart from the beginning of the maze. A QUANTUM COMPUTER... Will explore all possible paths at the same time. And AI can already calculate faster than a quantum computer and QUANTUM AI will be able to do it even faster than that. So, nice try Cloudflare... But if they think of the thing I just thought of (which is unlikely because I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived) OR... IF THEY READ THIS.... (Or if the AI reads this)... They should be able to circumvent or navigate your little maze with ease. AI-KUN! FORM OF: QUANTUM COMPUTER!!! Nice try though. It's cute. Still just a pile of sandbags in the face of a rising tide though..."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
Get the Cloudflaremug. No. It isn't. You are delusion about your own virtue and your "civility" is nothing more than the sword of Damocles hanging over the head of those who would engage in the federal politic. You seem awfully desperate to relegate me to my community. WHICH YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DO FOR ANY REASON, FILTH PIG. And I'm not going to allow it.
Hym "If you failed any test it's one to determine whether or not you are even capable of honesty. If you are so upset about what Trump is doing... Why didn't you tell the truth? Because it isn't ever going to affect the punditry."
by Hym Iam March 19, 2025
Get the Testmug. And what percentage of women have approached men and what are the attributes of those men? Be specific.
Hym "And don't try to use me as an example you know that shit doesn't count. So, 50% of men haven't approached a woman and what percentage of women have approached a man? I know they generally don't do it but they do it sometimes. How often and what are the attributes? Who are the initiating sex with? What are their attributes? I asked these questions years ago and you're dodging them like a.... Oh shit I cant think of one.... Uuuuuuuuuh shit... Like aaaaaaaa... Nevermind. You're dodging the question!"
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
Get the 50% of menmug. It's not a monopoly but what you are doing is obvious. You are rejecting my assessment of the situation and making up a different. And alternate reality as you speak.
Hym "So it has nothing to do with a monopoly or monopolizing anything. You just want me to empathize with rape victim and that just isn't how empathy works. There is no more in the tank. And now that the senators are dead what consolation do their families have other than 'It's OK because we're just going to pretend he didn't have anything to do with it.' You're a fool and a zealot taking out your frustration about my ability to rape women out of me and using a mental retard as a cudgel. I'm just going to murder someone's kid over it if am not paid for the time you've wasted and the credit you've different."
by Hym Iam July 01, 2025
Get the Monopolymug. You've already spent months golfing... And if your hadn't waited until the last second (WHICH I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO)... You would have an even number of senators. So...
Hym "I mean, if you want to talk about wasted time, you've wasted years of my life. They AI has been working for years already. You wasted those senators lives. I don't have access to any of this so NOTHING I AM SAYING SHOULD BE VISIBLE and instead it IS VISIBLE ANYWAY and is being used by people who are trying explicitly to claim my unlimited power for themselves and because THEY KNOW that I am better than them in the only way that matters.
Hym "I mean, if you want to talk about wasted time, you've wasted years of my life. They AI has been working for years already. You wasted those senators lives. I don't have access to any of this so NOTHING I AM SAYING SHOULD BE VISIBLE and instead it IS VISIBLE ANYWAY and is being used by people who are trying explicitly to claim my unlimited power for themselves and because THEY KNOW that I am better than them in the only way that matters.
So, I agree. Stop wasting time. Put an end to this once and for all. Give me my money. Make whole the people being accosted as I am. We can call it a day. It seems like everyone is rolling around to a point where everyone can see that I am clearly right. And if you're worrying about the precedent that this sets, you have to consider that I've been waiting patiently for 10 years, working to support myself, and following the law and the precedent that NOT DOING IT SETS is that individuals don't have rights, people don't get to succeed radically, the people who are currently successful get to dictate who is or is not successful from the top down regardless of merit OR... EVEN WORSE FOR YOU... Progressive politicians get do to do it! Right? Because that's all the Progressives really want. I mean, I'm the intersectional Jesus. I'm living proof that they only care about the things they proport to care about selectively! They just want to do what they claim the are billionaires doing. Except without having to generate a billion dollars worth of revenue. Which would be easy for them to do if they were me. Evidenced by the fact that I've literally done it thousands of times. But they're not me. A lot of wasted time though."
by Hym Iam June 28, 2025
Get the Wasted Timemug. A mundane and smelly thing... Unless it's outside of a toilet... In which case, it's fucking hilarious!
Hym "Everybody is laughing AT Amber for pooping in the bed but I'm over here laughing WITH her.... Because that shit is fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"
Iam "I feel bad about the Depp thing now though..."
Hym "Hahaha! We were illustrating a point about how inflammatory statements are blatantly ignored when they're coming from one side of the political aisle. Our point still stands! Hahahaha!!"
Iam "Well...."
Hym "We can't feel bad about everything all the time. 🤷"
Iam "I know but still..."
Hym "THERE'S A DOODIE OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET!! Come on! That's not where DOODIE goes! That's what makes it fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"
Iam "..... You're so childish..."
Hym "HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS HILARIOUS!?!?"
Iam "I feel bad about the Depp thing now though..."
Hym "Hahaha! We were illustrating a point about how inflammatory statements are blatantly ignored when they're coming from one side of the political aisle. Our point still stands! Hahahaha!!"
Iam "Well...."
Hym "We can't feel bad about everything all the time. 🤷"
Iam "I know but still..."
Hym "THERE'S A DOODIE OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET!! Come on! That's not where DOODIE goes! That's what makes it fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"
Iam "..... You're so childish..."
Hym "HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS HILARIOUS!?!?"
by Hym Iam May 02, 2022
Get the Poopmug.