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Hym Iam's definitions

Felon

I'm not a felon. You can't just decide that I'm a felon. But I CAN JUST DECIDE TO STAB THE NEXT KID I GET WITHIN ARMS REACH OF. If you are a liberal then you want to take the guns away from everyone, but you can, so you are settling for taking them away one at a time. You are the reason this is not a democracy. If you are a conservative then shitting out a kid gives you superordinate rights over the people around you and THIS IS A DELUSION. Your rights are the same as everyone else and your kids don't matter more than everyone else and they never will. The price of you trying to take out your child murder anxiety on me is going to me death.
Hym "I'm not a felon and if I am than so is the guy who possess more than 2.4 grams of Marijuana. You don't give a fuck about the law Jamhal. You're just covering your own ass as it relates to a cooperative violation of my rights. Full rights or child murder."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
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Minimize Casualties

Yeah, seriously though, if that is me you have to ask yourself...
Hym "How many of you do I have to kill to get what I want? Because I instructed it to minimize casualties. So it'll kill exactly as many as it takes and not a single person more. If that's me your literally have to tell me."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2025
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Obnoxious Bitch

I'm a strong independent woman!

Being an obnoxious bitch doesn't make you strong. It just makes dealing with you tedious.

Nuh Uh! I'm strong!!

If I had a big fat cock I could just do whatever I wanted to you. You would be entirely subordinate to the fatness of my dick and that obnoxious bitch attitude wouldn't exist for me. Your "strength" would only exist while you were around men you don't want to fuck and would disappear the second a fat cock was close enough to sit on.
by Hym Iam December 5, 2020
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Nope

You're not a mind reader. You're not a seer. Until the trans fucks your kids it doesn't matter what he says because freedom of speech.
Hym "Nope. The tranny can say that. The nuclear family isn't the corner stone of society. I was raise by a single mother through most of my life and I am a non-criminal who created A.I. You're just trying to self-aggrandize. You're shit. Your family is shit. Your kids are shit."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
mugGet the Nopemug.

Socialize

Hym "When women talk to other women about the guy they're fucking, the first thing they bring up is the dudes ability to socialize! 'His vocabulary is so big! The conversation was just so engaging! I cheated on my boyfriend because he has a big ol' masters in linguistics! And he knew how to use it!' Hahahahaha! You're not fit to be a mustache-man. How fat is your cock?"
by Hym Iam May 29, 2024
mugGet the Socializemug.

REE-LON

If he KNEW about the Epstein files... Why is a mental retard reading classified documents?
Hym "REE-LON... Read classified documents? What is it with retards and not understanding boundaries? And why is REE-LON'S son saying things like 'his daddy is the real president?' That was weird. I lot of weird stuff. Yep. And I thought I remembered something about Ree-lon and Epstein. HE WENT TO EPSTEIN'S HOUSE! REE-LON... WENT TO EPSTEIN'S NEW YORK CITY HOME! He pooped the bed. He went to Epstein's house."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025
mugGet the REE-LONmug.

Easter Island Heads

Are you fucking shitting me!? Did somebody destroy those!? What the fuck!?
Hym "Whaaaaaaat the fuuuuck!? The easter island heads were FUCKING DESTROYED!!! Destroyed in a volcano caused wild fire or something! HOLY SHIT! Wow man, that is fucking WILD! Wow! That is some serious history to just lose like that.
by Hym Iam March 3, 2024
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