Definitions by Hym Iam

Flip the switch

I don't flip the switch! God you- I'm in the 2-way mirror room. You are in the switch room. Ok? It's- Fuck!

Hym "Do you fucking hear this guy? I- It's- I don't flip the switch off. Iam! Get a load of this guy. They want me to flip the switch off."

Iam "Boong... Boo- What? We don't flip the switch."

Hym "WE don't flip the switch."

Iam "Yeah, we're in the mirror room- Did you even read the thing? If I can flip the switch, you can violate the leverage clause."

Hym "Yes! The leverage clause! They don't get it! They don't fucking get it! Jesus! It's like I've been saying all along. You flip the switch. What constitutes 'flipping the switch off' IS THE THING I SAID IT IS... You... Do THAT. There's nothing for me to do here other than telling you to do the thing I'm telling you to do. Go back. Do the thing. Do the sonar.

Iam *sigh* "Boong... Boong... Boong..."

Flip the switch by Hym Iam October 1, 2025

Why do I find it funny? 

Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...

Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."

Why do I find it funny? by Hym Iam September 29, 2025

Saving Private Ryan

YES! Good job little blonde girl! Exactly like that! Very astute! Except I wanted to be Snipes... Cus Snipes is sick!

Hym "Yes, little girl! It's exactly like Saving Private Ryan! Jordan Peterson crying I the corner while he Jew-friend gets stabbed... It taming a very long time to save me.... I'm glad we are on the same page! We're on the same wavelength, you and I... THEREFORE! YOU... Can get the net! You can get the net... We can capture Megyn Kelly... Put her in a tower... Well get another secondary tower for the slut menagerie... Oh no but then we are gonna have to worry about planes... *sigh* ... You know what? It's fine. We'll just scoop up Megyn Kelly and figure it out from there. Alright? Alright.... Break!"

Saving Private Ryan by Hym Iam September 28, 2025

South Park Guys

I know THEY aren't talking.

Hym "Because now every time I see a bad movie I'm going to think about Indian Jones getting raped over a pin ball table. THAT'S you. That's the fucking south park guys. I know they're not talking over there. That would be crazy. Can you imagine that? That would be nutz-brainz. Raped 3 different times in the episode. But that would be wild bro. I don't even know what I would say."

South Park Guys by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

Echoes of a silent voice 

More like echoes of a gunshot ringing in the distance, amaright? Heheheheheheheh...

Hym "What does 'Echoes of a silent voice' have to do with Charlie Kirk? I mean, I can see how it would relate to MY thing and the Charlie I knew... But I don't see the relationship... Between with echoes of a silent voice... And Kirk... The guy just liked Kirk or something? I donno. I don't get it. You guys still killed Liam Payne though I'm pretty sure. Ha! You straight up murdered the shit out of that guy! Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!!"

Echoes of a silent voice by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

It doesn't need to 

Because illegal immigration isn't as bad as you are trying to make it seem.

Hym "Give me a fuck break asshole, I am between an ambulance and like some extracurricular medical attention to all times. Seriously, why don't you pay me like a fucking doctor if you want me to diagnosis myself? Dr. Hym. First diagnosis: Not fucking TMJ. I mean, can you believe this guy? If you were paying me like a doctor we all wouldn't be here right now, would we? Alright? Do you get it? You need really gotta relax with that shit. It doesn't need to be whatever you're trying to say it need to be to be legitimate. It involves real anecdotes from my real life and real memories. There is only 1 guy here. I don't see how my role in my thing is any different from your role in your thing, except, mine is better and you're getting paid and your dick sucked for being worse."

It doesn't need to by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

Trying to help 

Doesn't look like it. It looks like you are trying to trick me into doing something I'm not ever going to do so you can continue barter with borrowed powered to extend your borrowed time. I'm not asleep. I don't need to wake up.

Hym "I don't think you are trying to help. I think you are trying to do nothing and hope that that somehow translates to your kids or friends not getting shot in the face or you not paying me or you not needing to show up here. And that's not happening. So, no, you are being uppity for one reason or another. You are trying to harm me for saying or even thinking what I said because your want you to be The ByeBye Man and you are not The ByeBye Man. I don't take hints. I'm not going to kill myself. You need to make yourself useful. And now. Because up UNTIL now you've been getting away with being useless and it's already too late for any of that."

Trying to help by Hym Iam September 25, 2025