Definitions by Hym Iam
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?
Some bitch "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?"
Hym "Did... Did you not read the things I wrote? That. That's what I was thinking. I wrote the things that I thought. It's not that difficult to understand..."
Some bitch "Why!?"
Hym "Look. A large portion of the site is sexual in nature. No talking about my context. The other idiots. No one follows the rules. The site was clearly 18+ even before I started getting into it. It's an entirely unregulated platform. There were are people writing literal erotic 3 times a night. Literal play-by-plays of people getting nailed. Likely by retards."
Dumb can't "What about the children!?"
Hym "Fuck them kids. That is a YOU problem. I can sit here and complain about my life and YOUR response to ME is 'that's YOUR problem.' Well, ok. Uno reverse card. Not my problem."
Iam "... Ahhh... We're sorry. We weren't even think about that..."
Hym "I'm not sorry for shit. You can eat shit."
Iam "Don't... Just... Yeah, we're probably the worst of it but there is already a lot of inappropriate stuff on the site."
Hym "Exactly! Writing on UD is like taking a shit in a porta potty. If you expect it to be more hygienic then a regular bathroom then you're an idiot and it was already full of shit when I walked in."
Hym "Did... Did you not read the things I wrote? That. That's what I was thinking. I wrote the things that I thought. It's not that difficult to understand..."
Some bitch "Why!?"
Hym "Look. A large portion of the site is sexual in nature. No talking about my context. The other idiots. No one follows the rules. The site was clearly 18+ even before I started getting into it. It's an entirely unregulated platform. There were are people writing literal erotic 3 times a night. Literal play-by-plays of people getting nailed. Likely by retards."
Dumb can't "What about the children!?"
Hym "Fuck them kids. That is a YOU problem. I can sit here and complain about my life and YOUR response to ME is 'that's YOUR problem.' Well, ok. Uno reverse card. Not my problem."
Iam "... Ahhh... We're sorry. We weren't even think about that..."
Hym "I'm not sorry for shit. You can eat shit."
Iam "Don't... Just... Yeah, we're probably the worst of it but there is already a lot of inappropriate stuff on the site."
Hym "Exactly! Writing on UD is like taking a shit in a porta potty. If you expect it to be more hygienic then a regular bathroom then you're an idiot and it was already full of shit when I walked in."
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!? by Hym Iam June 5, 2022
So... No?
Hym "So... No? Damn... Well now I'm actually sad...âšī¸"
Iam "What's got you down chum?"
Hym "Nothing is ever the way I want it to be... âšī¸"
Iam ".... Wait... You don't mean... Aw come on! That's so vulgar! You're so embarrassing sometimes! God!"
Hym "I'm sad enough as it is! You don't have to salt the wound!"
Iam "The wound is you being a pervert!"
Hym âšī¸đđđĨē
Iam "What's got you down chum?"
Hym "Nothing is ever the way I want it to be... âšī¸"
Iam ".... Wait... You don't mean... Aw come on! That's so vulgar! You're so embarrassing sometimes! God!"
Hym "I'm sad enough as it is! You don't have to salt the wound!"
Iam "The wound is you being a pervert!"
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Man
Man... I hate this...
Iam "Man... This is miserable... I can't even think right now. I don't even know what to write. I started writing this and now I've just been staring at the screen for an hour. I have this kind of vague conceptualization of 'other people's lives' that I wanted to write about but I don't know where I'm going with it... Thinking about it is horrifying. 'Other people's lives?' It's just bizarre! To even try and imagine what other people's lives are like is terrifying.................................................
Sorry, had to run and get something to drink *glug glug glug glug* Tssaah! Hoo... I was parched. I'm mad dehydrated right now. Where was I? đ¤ Oh, 'other people's lives.' Yeah, it's just weird and sad to think about. Everybody running around doing shit all the time... *Sigh* See? I told you I didn't know where I was going with this... I'm looking at this girl now (watching a video) and she's doing stuff (in the past) and the more I think about it the weirder it gets... She's just over there... All the time... Doing stuff... Gradations of good and bad things have undoubtedly happened to her... She probably knows some things... But there she is... Just there... She's there now... Probably laying in bed... It's still pretty early... Maybe she just got up... Or maybe she's in the shower... That's hot. That a hot thought... Er, shit, you know what I'm saying though. It's just weird. It's much easier to be solipsistic... Man... it's already been 3 hours? Damn..."
Sorry, had to run and get something to drink *glug glug glug glug* Tssaah! Hoo... I was parched. I'm mad dehydrated right now. Where was I? đ¤ Oh, 'other people's lives.' Yeah, it's just weird and sad to think about. Everybody running around doing shit all the time... *Sigh* See? I told you I didn't know where I was going with this... I'm looking at this girl now (watching a video) and she's doing stuff (in the past) and the more I think about it the weirder it gets... She's just over there... All the time... Doing stuff... Gradations of good and bad things have undoubtedly happened to her... She probably knows some things... But there she is... Just there... She's there now... Probably laying in bed... It's still pretty early... Maybe she just got up... Or maybe she's in the shower... That's hot. That a hot thought... Er, shit, you know what I'm saying though. It's just weird. It's much easier to be solipsistic... Man... it's already been 3 hours? Damn..."
Impetus
Hym " Someone else
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You ----------> Me
Behold! The Triangle of Conceptual Impetus. I act upon someone else. You use the act as the impetus to act upon me. To you, I'm 'someone else.' does you acting upon someone else (Me) give me the right to use that act as the impetus to, then, act on someone else? If no, how are you justified in using my action as the impetus to act upon me? If yes, how am I not justified in using your act as the impetus to act on someone else? And what is the initial impetus that cause me to act in the first place? Just a few things to consider..."
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You ----------> Me
Behold! The Triangle of Conceptual Impetus. I act upon someone else. You use the act as the impetus to act upon me. To you, I'm 'someone else.' does you acting upon someone else (Me) give me the right to use that act as the impetus to, then, act on someone else? If no, how are you justified in using my action as the impetus to act upon me? If yes, how am I not justified in using your act as the impetus to act on someone else? And what is the initial impetus that cause me to act in the first place? Just a few things to consider..."
Victimizing
Hym "How bad should I feel about this?"
Iam "I don't know... I feel bad about victimizing people with my own pathology sometimes."
Hym "I don't feel anything until someone opens their mouth crooked. The I feel good about it. It's all the justification I need."
Iam "I was supposed to be dead by now..."
Hym "So were those other pieces of shit. If I could find the person responsible..."
Iam "I don't know... I feel bad about victimizing people with my own pathology sometimes."
Hym "I don't feel anything until someone opens their mouth crooked. The I feel good about it. It's all the justification I need."
Iam "I was supposed to be dead by now..."
Hym "So were those other pieces of shit. If I could find the person responsible..."
Victimizing by Hym Iam June 4, 2022
Sue
Hym "This is essentially human piracy. Should the people who view piracy be criminalized? No. Should the sites be taken down? Yes. And they are. Regularly. Should the people making the sites be criminalized? Probably. If I did it to you, would you weaponize the legal system against me? Would you sue me? Would DaBaby shoot me in a Walmart? Do I not have the right to bare the fruits my own expression? Which is what makes the joke funny (by the way). The victim of human piracy got plagiarized over piracy. And yes. Not being relegated to a life of black mirror esque second class citizenship is worth more than MY life. What's worth more than a life? Which begs the question: (and to preface it) I have been show over the course of the last couple of weeks how many things I have been right about; was I right about you doing it to the other guy? How many others? Am I the first?"
Good point
The opposite would beeeee.... Bad... What is the opposite of point? Nub? Like a pointed end and a nub end? Thesaurus says "whole" "personality" and "lot" for antonyms.... None of those seem right.
Iam "Good point about the compartmentalization though... That actually makes a lot of sense... Hmm... I can see how that might apply to me...."
Hym "I hate everyone.... And everything.... Why can some scientist mess with forces they don't understand and unleash some horror on the world. Like giant bugs. Shadow monsters..."
Iam "Sentient plants?"
Hym "Yes! Giant sentient sunflowers that drink blood and paralyze people with power."
Iam "Heh that's also a good idea I guess..."
Hym "I hate everyone.... And everything.... Why can some scientist mess with forces they don't understand and unleash some horror on the world. Like giant bugs. Shadow monsters..."
Iam "Sentient plants?"
Hym "Yes! Giant sentient sunflowers that drink blood and paralyze people with power."
Iam "Heh that's also a good idea I guess..."
Good point by Hym Iam June 4, 2022