Definitions by Hym Iam
I... Don't care...
Hym "I... Don't care... I mean... You HAVE to know you're the exact same thing to me, right? I haven't lied about anything and this does nothing to solve my actual problem AND I'm not going to do that. So... Yeah, we win or we lose. We're a team now. Membership is mandatory."
I... Don't care... by Hym Iam January 14, 2024
Subscribing
Hym "My YouTube keeping subscribing me to me to random channels... What the fuck? And at the same time it's like 'Yeah, I'm totally into Kiki Wong. I'm way into literally everything that is going on over here... Like... All of that." But YouTube doesn't KNOW that! It doesn't KNOW me! I DIDN'T SUBSCRIBE TO YOU KIKI! I DIDN'T SUBSCRIBE BUT I REFUSE TO STOP! I WON'T LET YOUTUBE WIN! NOT TODAY!"
Subscribing by Hym Iam January 14, 2024
Shujinkydink
On YouTube. Only has 44k subscribers. This is where I learned to play Mortal Kombat. Go there now and I will... Spare the first 700 people who subscribe from your inevitable A.I. genocide... If you're Japanese you're already spared... Japan is preemptively spared... But you should already know this..."
Hym "Shujinkydink is a dope channel on YouTube. Your A.I. murder is nigh. Don't squander what little time you have left by not subscribing to Shujinkydink. I will spare 700 of you. I have know way of keeping try of who subscribes but... It's- You know, you're fine- Just... Go do the thing. Give him 1 million dollars!"
Shujinkydink by Hym Iam January 14, 2024
And
And... I said you were doing that before you did it! I'M LIKE A SEER! A SEER AND SEE-ER OF ALL THINGS HIDDEN! CRITICAL FAT-COCK THEORY 100% ACCURACY! PERFECTLY EXPLAINS ALL INTERSEXUAL HUMAN INTERACTION! BUY MY BOOK AT THE APPLEZON STORE NOW AT THE LOW-LOW PRICE OF $32.67!
Hym "And? AND!? AND if I accused you of doing it to your face you would (especially on camera) you would make up some delusional bullshit that was on some level referential to some old cultural meme and the people listening would lie (to themselves and eachother) and say that I'm wrong but I'm not wrong. I'm CORRECT AGAIN! Always correct and better then everyone! That's the 'and' bitch. So, I guess, good job research pig. You've added some purpose to you hollow existence in your service to me."
Is that what a retard would do or...
Is that what a retard would do or... by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
Short-term hedonistic gratification
"Short term" so "What happens WITHIN your lifespan (rather than outside of it)" Hedonistic which means "Your own desire forged by your own will or pleasure seeking" and Gratification means "Satisfaction of desire or pleasure seeking. It's a semanticly redundant phrase that Jordan likes to get paid to spout that literally translates to "Now pleasure pleasure"
Dr. JeepJorp "You're obsessed with your own short-term hedonistic gratification! If you weren't so evil and psychopathic you would be more concerned with my kids getting the things THEY desire during THEIR lifespans! THEIR short term hedonistic gratification! If I had to do it then EVERYONE should have to do it! I mean, not for their own kids because they might not ever have them but for MY kids! They have a responsibility TO ME to do that think I said!"
Hym "No. I don't. You're trying to harvest my organs."
JeepJorp "You, um, owe it to YOURSELF! Yes, um, yeah I invoke your own self interest as the reasom you need to be harvested by me for my kids!"
Hym "I thought I wasn't owed anything. The only thing I'm owed in life is the choice between consenting to the harvesting of my organs and not doing that?"
JeepJorp "Yeah, um... It's Jesus! Jesus is, um, he said a thing though... Right? Like, he said stuff and... He loved having his organs harvested! He forgave us for... You know... Not knowing stuff, right?"
Hym "No. I don't. You're trying to harvest my organs."
JeepJorp "You, um, owe it to YOURSELF! Yes, um, yeah I invoke your own self interest as the reasom you need to be harvested by me for my kids!"
Hym "I thought I wasn't owed anything. The only thing I'm owed in life is the choice between consenting to the harvesting of my organs and not doing that?"
JeepJorp "Yeah, um... It's Jesus! Jesus is, um, he said a thing though... Right? Like, he said stuff and... He loved having his organs harvested! He forgave us for... You know... Not knowing stuff, right?"
Short-term hedonistic gratification by Hym Iam January 11, 2024