Definitions by Hym Iam
Holding your kids hostage
Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"
Holding your kids hostage by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Dick/Brain parallel
Hym "And the reason it's not actually parallel is thus: If you take me and a fat-cock and you cut both of our dicks off... One of us changes and the other does not. Also know as the dicktelligence false equivalence, the Dick/Brain parallel is not real."
Dick/Brain parallel by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Bear Hands
"With covid misinformation"
Hym "I'm not using your kids. You are using your kids. Stop using your kids. This is about submission to parents and you're never going to stop if you aren't made to stop. And I'm never going forget that stabbing a kid just balances the scales immediately. And the 'Bear hands' thing is the same exact thing! As the 'with covid misinformation' talking point? So I guess propaganda."
Bear Hands by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
I'm not apologizing
You aren't owed an apology breeder and stealing my shit is just going to get me to murder your kids. It isn't in the past.
Hym "I'm not being forced to do anything (yet) and I'm not apologizing. Seriously. Fuck your shitty kids. If you weren't such a piece of shit they would get killed less BUT INSTEAD... You have to lie about mental illness. It isn't a mental illness. What you are doing here called into question the very notion of mental illness. You're making Jordan cry with this shit. And there's the 'yeah, whatever' because that's all you are as a person. That's the entire depth of your being."
A retard "The depth of YOUR being is HATE" 😡
Hym "Totally sane and is a legitimate response to the words I just said. AND it's reflective of the FACT that you're kids should live forever, have a better life than me, and never get molested. CLEARLY!"
A retard "The depth of YOUR being is HATE" 😡
Hym "Totally sane and is a legitimate response to the words I just said. AND it's reflective of the FACT that you're kids should live forever, have a better life than me, and never get molested. CLEARLY!"
I'm not apologizing by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Fed up
You're fine with it when it's in the other direction and it's better for the majority of people if the fat-cocks just go back to being the ones who get dehumanized. And it's not a euphemism.
Hym "Oh no! He's fed up! I'm sure he is a lot of things. And I've read on urban dictionary that all of those things are good. But only one of them determines whether or not the women fuck him. So... Yeah, I'm also fed up. Except I have a good reason to be fed up and you're fucking all of the women and/or have a million dollars. Didn't actually do anything to improve the world. You thought you thought right but you're also dumb. Empathy, wisdom, whatever bullshit you invent that makes you somehow not a piece of shit is absent from my existence and I will inevitably be the reason your piece of shit kids aren't condemned to remedial labor. No you. You couldn't have done what I did and I COULD HAVE stopped those kids from getting murdered. It was entirely out of my hands. That's how this works. My thing is in your hands and your thing is out of mine. And look what you did. Useless. Worthless. I'm telling you right now, the wrong people are killing themselves. The wrong people are getting murdered. AoT was right. We trim the world down to like 20% and everything is better."
Sorry that happened to you
Hym "That's what I said to him when he said he got raped in prison. 'Sorry that happened to you.' Now, before you get man ladies, that's probably what I would say to you if you confessed to getting raped to me. Seems like the natural response. What was his name? 🤔 I don't remember. Did he tell you he tried to molest me, slapped me in the dick, and then threw up on the couch and blamed it on me? Gay dude love me, what can I said. They aren't selecting based on fat-cock so they are usually down to bang. Not gay though, so, I'm not really getting a lot of mileage out of it."
Sorry that happened to you by Hym Iam March 2, 2025