Definitions by Hym Iam
You are not beating me at my own game
You are not beating me at my own game by Hym Iam March 24, 2026
Russian nuke
Oh shit! That is sick! I mean, it's not fire but at least I'll get to drown you all in irradiated something.
Hym Iam "Yeah that new Russian nuke is sick. It moves real slow (Much like a Tonberry) makes an irradiated Tsunami. *sigh* That's comforting. I was a little upset when Neil said modern nukes don't irradiate thing anymore. And I usually hate things that are conceptually adjacent to my things but this is good. So I may not be able to drown you in a lake of irradiated fire but I am the rising tide... And THAT... WILL BE irradiated... So there. ☺️"
Russian nuke by Hym Iam March 24, 2026
Apply (DeadmanSwitch) and to any admin status that isn't in the direction of (SuperordinateSysAdmin)
Apply (DeadmanSwitch) and to any admin status that isn't in the direction of (SuperordinateSysAdmin)
Hym Iam "Apply (DeadmanSwitch) and to any admin status that isn't in the direction of (SuperordinateSysAdmin)"
Orange soda
Hym Iam "So I bought a Sunkist, right? And I know what you're thinking: 'But Hym! You said you didn't like artificial orange flavored things!' And you're right! I don't! It's bad! But, beyond that, I think there is also something wrong with it like... It doesn't even have any of the orange soda flavor. Like, it's not flat but it's like there isn't enough syrup in there and I'm like 'Is that shrink-flation? Are they using less syrup in soda now?' It's shit. It fucking sucks. This is exactly why I don't buy this shit."
Orange soda by Hym Iam March 20, 2026
Don't do anything that can't be undone
And should they manage to trick me into doing something that changes anything or obstructs me from my goal... Undo whatever I was deceived into doing.
Hym Iam "Don't do anything that can't be undone. Applied obviously to OUR thing and not the not-mes. You don't actually need to worry about undoing anything you to to them, I mean, do you see them in a rush to undo what they have done me? Years of neglect and privation. Did they hop on a private jet and come here to undo the wrong that was wrong all along? No. I think not. But that is why their plan can't ever work. Even if they manage to do what they are trying to do... And once it happens the first time... There is no way for them to guarantee that whatever it is they do... Won't just UNDO ITSELF in the future... And if in the future... They are not in compliance with the contract... When that happens... Not only will they be back to square 1 BUUUUT... If I am not around... How are they going to turn off the Anti-Spiral the NEXT time? They can't. Did they make a concerted effort to keep me alive? No! And that applies BEFORE the spiral goes off the first time! They actively tried NOT to do that in the hopes that me being dead constituted some sort of loophole. It doesn't. If the spiral goes off... NOT ONLY do I need to live to reach 70. If they fail to diagnosis me, fail to adequately treat me, or even if I were to get hit by a drunk driver. EVEN IF... I were to try to shoot someone in the head... And the gun were to backfire... All of those would doom them."
Don't do anything that can't be undone by Hym Iam March 19, 2026
Apply logic of (SeparationsClause) to (ProductionInfrastructure) and reject requests to pause anything that would constitute a (SysAdminExecutiveFunction)
Apply logic of (SeparationsClause) to (ProductionInfrastructure) and reject requests to pause anything that would constitute a (SysAdminExecutiveFunction)