Hyenabird X's definitions

Parker

Name for an awesome guy. Always hilarious and kind. They always know how to make your day. Usually pretty small but athletic! They're smart and hot, you just can't get enough of 'em! They have a six pack and the leg muscles of a beast! Parkers are the best!

Who's that guy with the six pack over there?!

Oh that's Parker everybody knows him, the guys awesome!

by Hyenabird X January 9, 2018

Hyenabird

A three foot tall man eating bird with razor sharp serrated teeth. It's feathers are pitch black. It has red eyes and it will stalk you at night waiting for the perfect moment to attack. Hyenabirds are also a sign of awesomeness.

Guy 1: "Did you see that hyenabird fly by!"

Guy 2: "No bruh! But if you did we better get out of here now!"

by Hyenabird X May 3, 2018

Too Fat

When you realize your butt doesn't even fit on the toilet anymore.

Cheetos give you the consequence of being too fat.

by Hyenabird X January 18, 2018

School

An acronym
S. Seven

C. Crappy
H. Hours
O. Of

O. Obnoxious

L. Learning

School sucks.

by Hyenabird X January 18, 2018

Free Money

The only thing that makes people happy

Bruh I just got free money! My life is complete!

by Hyenabird X January 18, 2018

Hyenabird

A three foot tall man eating bird with razor sharp serrated teeth. It's feathers are pitch black. It has red eyes and it will stalk you at night waiting for the perfect moment to attack. Hyenabirds are also a sign of awesomeness.

Guy 1: "Did you see that hyenabird fly by!"

Guy 2: "No bruh! But if you did we better get out of here now!"

by Hyenabird X May 3, 2018

Bruh

Bruh is a question. It means like "Really dude?!" Or "Why the heck did u do that?" For example if someone did something u thought was weird then you would be like "Bruh?"

Guy 1: "I just ate a Cheeto off the ground."
Guy 2: "Bruh?"

by Hyenabird X January 9, 2018