Definitions by Hy Pyke

electric starfish 

The sensation of a stinging asshole while taking a shit.

I've had the green apple splatters for three days and now I have bad case of electric starfish.

electric starfish by Hy Pyke January 5, 2015

anti-clamatic 

When an upskirt photo promising a clear view of genitals is too out of focus or low resolution to clearly make out the young woman's "Clam"

The Miley Cyrus uskirt pic was anti-clamatic.

anti-clamatic by Hy Pyke June 18, 2010

Taco Bell Curve 

The approximately 20 min period between "I LOVE Taco Bell. This food ROCKS!" and "I swear to GOD I will never eat that nasty junk again."

The down slope of the curve coincides directly with a case of the taco shits.

"I am on the downside of the worst Taco Bell Curve ever so I can't go with you today."

Taco Bell Curve by Hy Pyke November 29, 2009

Corporate Toast 

A doomed or laughable corporate project/idea/presentation that was conceived and designed by management pinheads along with sales and marketing douchebags.

So named because it embodies a thick layer of management B.S. spread on to a generous slice of sales and marketing fail.

This powerpoint that Jason sent out is the greatest example of Corporate Toast I have ever seen. I can't wait until the project chokes on it and finally dies.

Corporate Toast by Hy Pyke November 29, 2009