anti-clamatic

When an upskirt photo promising a clear view of genitals is too out of focus or low resolution to clearly make out the young woman's "Clam"

The Miley Cyrus uskirt pic was anti-clamatic.

by Hy Pyke June 18, 2010

Corporate Toast

A doomed or laughable corporate project/idea/presentation that was conceived and designed by management pinheads along with sales and marketing douchebags.

So named because it embodies a thick layer of management B.S. spread on to a generous slice of sales and marketing fail.

This powerpoint that Jason sent out is the greatest example of Corporate Toast I have ever seen. I can't wait until the project chokes on it and finally dies.

by Hy Pyke November 29, 2009

Taco Bell Curve

The approximately 20 min period between "I LOVE Taco Bell. This food ROCKS!" and "I swear to GOD I will never eat that nasty junk again."

The down slope of the curve coincides directly with a case of the taco shits.

"I am on the downside of the worst Taco Bell Curve ever so I can't go with you today."

by Hy Pyke November 29, 2009

electric starfish

The sensation of a stinging asshole while taking a shit.

I've had the green apple splatters for three days and now I have bad case of electric starfish.

by Hy Pyke January 5, 2015