Definitions by Hugh g rection

twiddle 

To stimulate a woman´s clit by rubbing lightly on and around her love button zone. Not to be confused with tweaking, which implies more focused rub-a-dub. Typically you start twiddling and end up tweaking.
See also: no stinky pinky

I was just twiddling her a bit, but she came all the same

twiddle by Hugh G Rection October 7, 2003

Tweak 

To give a girl's clit a real workout, I mean, like when you give it the rub-a-dub taking it between your thumb and index. Not to be confused with mere twiddle.

I was giving her a real tweaking when her mother walked in on us.

Tweak by Hugh G Rection October 7, 2003

Netsex 

Short fiction genre. The only form of literature written with one hand while jerking off like a crazed monkey with the other.
Note: Netsex is the leet term. Cybersex is used mainly by AOLers

Jeez, I had this awesome, screen-splashing, keyboard-mucking undies-hanging-from-the-chandelier netsex last night!

Netsex by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Skull 

Humorous name for oral sex.

Okay, okay Monica so u don't like anal... well, gimme some skull then, hon...
Ahh, and have a cigar...

Skull by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

free willy 

To take a long-needed crap.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.

Ladies, will you please excuse me? I'm going to free Willy.

If you don´t eat your All-Bran, you won´t be able to free Willy!

free willy by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

cunnilingus 

a) To go muff diving
b) An expert in foreign languages

I got that job because im such a cunning linguist.

cunnilingus by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

knockers

See tits, hooters, bazookas, bazongas... same thing.
Knockers have to be kinda big to deserve being called that.
Lil titties are better addressed as mosquito bites or zits

Like electric toy trains, knockers were originally designed for kids, but are mostly enjoyed by grownups.

knockers by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003