Definitions by Hugh Jazz Wood

Dick hand Luke

Taken from the movie title cool hand Luke,
When a dude doesn't wash their hands after urinating and comes back into the smoke circle..

Go wash your hands Jimothy, im not getting another dick hand Luke, I still taste the last one

Dick hand Luke by Hugh Jazz Wood September 17, 2026

Trollsturbation

The act of talking shit on social media whilst taking a massive dump..

My legs have gone to sleep because I been on the toilet for 2 hours practicing for gold in the trollsturbation olympics

Trollsturbation by Hugh Jazz Wood September 17, 2026

Honkquistadore

A Caucasian person who arrived on a ship to conquer lands that belong to others.

Chief Mohawk sat down on the eastern shore of his lands and turned toward his people and yells, "hide the corn, here come the Honkquistadores and they cant feed themselves"

Honkquistadore by Hugh Jazz Wood May 11, 2026