Hugh Jass's definitions

twat thatch

a womans pubic hair also known as a gorilla salad

come on love show us your twat thatch

by hugh jass September 23, 2003

hiding the hobbit

to hide bilbo baggins up the wizards sleeve

to abuse ones self.to pet the one eyed trouser snake.to wank

by hugh jass September 23, 2003

panbaffle

when someone puts toilet paper in the pan before taking a shit so people think it doesn't make a splash

when your in a public place a you need to go but dont want anyone to hear

by hugh jass September 24, 2003

burger nipple

the circle of different coloured skin around the nipple is called the burger if this is incredibly large it is a burger nipple.

my old girlfriend had burger nipples

by hugh jass October 2, 2003