Recklessly driving his Trouser Torpedo down Brown street, Johnny Wad damaged his suspension thumping through the Saugatuck Speedbumps at excessive speeds.
by Hugh Jardon 1965 May 13, 2021
Inserting ones junk into a trach stoma. Generally the only way a person of Irish descent can achieve this feat.
Young Shamus was proud to watch the young lass gagging, albeit was only achieved in an Irish deepthroat.
by Hugh Jardon 1965 April 20, 2019
The wee'ist of the Great Lakes formed when one pulls out of doggy at the moment of convulsion and spews a puddle large enough to completely cover the tramp stamp.
The young lad, at the point of coital eruption, retracted his wanker and dispersed a slightly viscous man-made lake on the young lasses lower backside and proudly named it Lake Lumbar!
by Hugh Jardon 1965 December 12, 2023
Young Daniel C. began tongue punching the bearded ladies fart box and smiled broadly as he devoured her cottonelle candy.
by Hugh Jardon 1965 August 26, 2019
The act of digging your nails into the ass of a manatee size woman to keep her from turning over while you're doing her doggy style.
The young fat lass attempted to roll over while I was banging her doggy style so I dug my nails in hard enough to make prop marks on that Manatee ass and prevent having to look at her sea cow face.
by Hugh Jardon 1965 August 21, 2019