Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Hugh J ASS

Kurt Cobain

When you have not ejaculated for some time, and the build up causes you to get semen on your face

I Kurt Cobained myself again

When a female (or male) eats the spiciest food around them, then performs oral sex

Samantha gave me the old Sahara Suckerfish and now it burns when I pee

The act of eating flaming hot Cheetos and covering your hands in the powder, then masturbating.

I just Texas Dry Rubbed my dick